the things Girls SHOULD know, but don't. (and some questions...)

Started by chet, March 26, 2010, 02:29:19 PM

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Elija2

Quote from: SuperSonic12 on March 30, 2010, 03:03:01 PM
Q. Why do girls wear very revealing clothing and wear skinny jeans most of the time? Sometimes they push up their breasts!

Same reason why guys lift weights and use Viagra; they aim to impress.

Hyper Shadow 00

Quote from: Elija2 on March 30, 2010, 03:06:27 PM
Same reason why guys lift weights and use Viagra; they aim to impress.

well... Its about time someone admits it!!! though not me  :(
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chet

oh, and to the girls, i dont mean to offend anyone with this topic, just saying a guys mind...
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Claws

girls always seem to want to be like the sun:
everyone needs it, and its cool to look at it, however staring at it is dangerous.

also, if a girl wants everyone to watch at her, and everyone to like her, why does she get spontaniously shy when some guy looks, or does she flame a guy that's looking at her.

also, not gay over here however i do appreciate when girls wear nice shoes. though when i look down at their shoes, I always get spoken to as if I harrassed them, whats up with that?

also, if a girl wants to look good, she doesnt have to wear clothes showing her every possible inch of skin, just not have it flopping about. say those puffs on the shoulders of a dress, i find that very ugly. i like it way better when a dress has open shoulders, however the shoulders are taboo. girls walk around with tops that don't cover their belly, however shoulders go too far!

also, my ex-girlfriend was my dancing partner as well (I do ballroom dancing) and we had some weird figures, however the weird thing is, at the end I turn her out and we bow to the public, however she found thát embarrassing. While during the dance... well if you've ever seen a réal cha-cha you'll know.

"rambling of a guy that's just plain weird"