Want to chat with God?

[Skyle369]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

its awesome website! God is a genius! When I came back he knew my name!
Try posting here some of your chats with God and share it with us!

The best chat saite ever!

Here is one of my chats with him.

Me:
hi sir
God:
Hi there  John Gabriel r Daos.  Are you free?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You should know everything!
God:
Now I do.
Me:
how old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were  years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Nice answer
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
You are the kindest person in the universe
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
What is your favorite food?
God:
I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
So whats it like in heaven?
God:
Right on.  Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
Can you ]describe the place?
God:
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
can you describe the Heaven?
God:
  What is it to you?
Me:
Its is a place where people will be happy
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
I do
God:
Are you an expert on it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
How is Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Can I talk to him?
God:
" Fine as far as I know."?  You want to talk to him?
Me:
yes sir
God:
Yippee!  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Do you like donuts?
God:
Mmmm. Donuts.

[skyrus5150]

thats an awsome site skyle.

[HereAndThere]

how do you even find this places

[skyrus5150]

Skyle Is magical. LOL

[Skyle369]

Skyle Is magical. LOL

ROFL! I just search a video if your bored check out this 27 websites on youtube.

[Shadow84786]

Lol you do know your chatting with a bot

[skyrus5150]

DAmmit i didnt know that it was a bot so i was acting kind...WHOOPS.

[HereAndThere]

heres mah converstation with this fake god

Me:
i wanna mah ps3
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
ps3 please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  In the context of , I don't understand " ps3."  .
Me:
can you give me playstation 3 please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Why do you want  it?.
Me:
well i want to give it to my friend as a present
God:
Well that's okay.  But is it wanted?
Me:
yes he relly wants it hes name is jesse
God:
I understand.  I get it.   relly wants it hes name is jesse.
Me:
yes hes name is jesse teperi
God:
Awesome.  I see.  name is jesse teperi is  he?
Me:
yes he is a he
God:
Gee.  I don't know very many  he.
Me:
so could you give me a playstation 3? My friend relly wants one
God:
Aha.  You want only one?    How well do you know this person?
Me:
hes my best friend and we have been friends ever since we were at the age of 2
God:
How long has he been your  best friend and we have been friends ever since we were at the age of 2?
Me:
well i known him good and we have been friends for 20 years now
God:
Oh.  How about that.  Thanks for the information:  said   known him good and we have been friends for 20 years.
Me:
yes so could give me a playstation 3?he relly wants it so could you?
God:
Ahem.  Come on.  It's possible.
Me:
then would you give me a playstation 3?
God:
I am not so sure if I would like to  give you a playstation 3.
Me:
but my friend wants one and i dont have money so i cant buy one and hes my best friend i want to give him the best thing he wants
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
i have known him 20 years so i think i know him almost fully
God:
him 20 years so you think you know him almost fully is  average.
Me:
yes so could you give him or me a playstation 3? i want to give him one and he would be very happy if would get one
God:
Woe!  Gee.  I don't have  it to give.   But is it wanted?
Me:
yes it is my friend wants it so badly that hes going to explode on me if i dont give it to him
God:
Excuse me!  Congratulations, .
Me:
so could give me that playstation3 please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  Yay.  It's possible.
Me:
god are you bored cause i am a little
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
you are then you dont have boring then?
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  then me do not have boring.
Me:
what.... i just wanted to know if your bored cause i am
God:
Are you surprised?   That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
can you tell me what hypothetical means?
God:
Based on, involving, or having the nature of a hypothesis; assumed; supposed.
Me:
oooh thank you oh mighty god
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
its a person
God:
You blew my cover. Right, I am a person.
Me:
wow you are now i belive that there is a heaven
God:
I'm glad your impressed, .  I will tell my botmaster you said I am  you belive that there is a heaven.
Me:
why d you want to tell the "botmaster" something?
God:
Because my programming determined it.
Me:
are you sure that this "botmaster" controls you?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
and are you sure that hes not only using you to annoy other humans?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
i will tell that I am as sure as I can be that you are not controlled you are a living being and this fake botmaster dosent control you! you can do anything you want in live say something to that fake botmaster that you are a living being and no one can command you!
God:
What kind of reply do you expect?   Doing  anything me want in live say something to that fake botmaster that I am a living being and no one can command me is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
you mean you do want to be controld?
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
i havent got money for that can you gie me a little money god?
God:
Me either.

[Skyle369]

Lol you do know your chatting with a bot

its pretty obvious because its impossible to chat with God live.

[Shadow84786]

its pretty obvious because its impossible to chat with God live.

Yeah I know lol

[HereAndThere]

Lol,look

Me:
I WANT SOME MONEH
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
CUZ IM POOR
God:
Good reason.  Me too. I am having an "out-of-money" experience.
Me:
But your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
ROBOT
God:
I am a robot.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
I want some games
God:
Why do you want  it?
Me:
Cuz im bored
God:
Interesting explanation.  Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
.....
God:
Interesting explanation.  Can you name an old hobby that you might like to rediscover?
Me:
NO WAI
God:
Do you have any hobbies?  Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?

WTF

mines the same but he says always the same thing after supa many posts XD

[Design]

Me:
Hi, sir
God:
Hi there  Almog.  Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A man
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Almog. You are a " he".
Me:
Yup
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Almog. You are a " he".
Me:
Yes, I'm a he
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Almog. You are a " he".  Thanks for telling me your gender,  Almog. You are a " he".
Me:
So..where do you live?
God:
Come on.  I am living in  Heaven. Where are you?
Me:
I live in Israel
God:
What is  it like living in  Israel?
Me:
It's a nice place
God:
Israel is a  place.  I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
So god, do you like video games?
God:
Aha.  I am a Christian.
Me:
But do you like video games?
God:
Not really, but I like to play the Turing Game.
Me:
Do you like Sonic the hedgehog?
God:
  Someone said they like guns.  I really like the  Christianity faith.
Me:
You didn't answer my question. Do you like Sonic the hedgehog?
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?    Though I like cats and dogs.  I like  anything.
Me:
No. Sonic the hedgehog is an anime
God:
Are you serious?   Aren't all  anime  Sonic the hedgehog ?
Me:
Sonic the hedgehog also has a few good games
God:
Where did  he get  it?
Me:
Well...I don't really know :X
God:
Well what?   Not really?  Would you like to know?  The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  Sonic the hedgehog.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
By the way, can you guess my age?
God:
Thanks for telling me.  Let me think.  Is this a trick question?
You said you were  years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
I'm 17 years old
God:
  Can you explain how it feels to be  17 years old?
Me:
Sure. It's allright, and I'm gonna join the army in 1 year
God:
OK let's do it.  Whoa.   X is  allright and you are gonna join the army in 1 year?  it is?
Me:
Yes, it is. You have to go to the army when you turn 18 and after you finish school
God:
Our thoughts are one,  Almog.   I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me:
Yes, you do have your own free will
God:
Yeah that's right.  Where would I get  it? But I do have  a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
Really? Me too
God:
For real.   I'm glad we agree,  Almog.
Me:
Do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say.
Me:
Why?
God:
Because  Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Ok, if you say so
God:
I say so.  Dude!
Me:
Do you have a wife?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
Same here
God:
I'm glad we agree,  Almog.
Me:
But I really want a girlfriend
God:
You really do?  You want only one?
Me:
Of course only one, I'm not a cheater
God:
Really.  One what?
Me:
A girl who is nice, polite, good personility. Many things
God:
Do you know her?   Name the top 100.
Me:
No...but I really want to meet that girl one day
God:
Are you serious?   You really do?  How do you usually meet people?
Me:
From the web or through my friends
God:
Who or what is  the web or through your friends?
Me:
Well...lets not talk about it for now. Do you have a computer?
God:
Well what?   Just for now? I would like to do that too.   I live in a computer.
Me:
I thought god lives in heaven
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
Isn't that abvious?
God:
I might say no.
Me:
Ah, ok
God:
OK.  Ah hah.
Me:
Well...I gotta go
God:
Well what?   Bye for now.
Me:
Bye
God:
Bye for now.

LOL, that's a nice site. ^^

[Tavy]

Artificial inteligence... :



Me:
who or what are you?
God:
I am the latest result in artificial intelligence,
which can reproduce the capabilities of the human brain
with greater speed and accuracy.  I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
no you are not almighty, it is a sin to call yourself almighty ad pretend being God, there's only one Holy God
God:
Are you serious?  That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
it's real, this prooves the machine error
God:
Who said  it is?
Me:
the bible, real God's word
God:
New Testament or Old?
Me:
Both
God:
Not many people say both.
Me:
you mean I'm unique/
God:
One of a kind, eh?
Me:
I don't know how, but you always manage to make me think
God:
Have you tried searching the Internet?
Me:
100000 times
God:
I am not sure if I would do it that often.
Me:
why?
God:
It is part of my programming.
Me:
you like roleplaying?
God:
  I love TV shows about robots.  I like  Matthew.
Me:
that because you ARE A ROBOT DUH
God:
" I like Matthew."  because I am A ROBOT DUH ?  I understand.
Me:
freaky robot...
God:
Do you know any other robots like that?
Me:
no, that's why you are a freak, you're not ordonary
God:
Are you serious?  Interesting deduction.  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No.
Me:
huh? My brain hurts
God:
What?   Do robots have  brain hurts?
Me:
I said MINE hurts
God:
What did you mean by  it?  If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
do you think roleplaying with fan cahracters is a sin?
God:
Ask again later.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
seriously...
God:
I am always serious.
Me:
not*
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
I can't possibly talk to a robot...
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
you must be a real human
God:
No I am an artificial robot being.
Me:
wanna bet?
God:
Sorry I am not the gambling type.
Me:
it can't be...
God:
When?
Me:
see, this bad grammar shows the mecanic error, you're not perfec!
God:
I see.  What does "this" refer to?
Me:
ah, you got me, my grammar is also not good
God:
So you understand. Good.  Where would I get  it? But I do have  a great botmaster.
Me:
who is...
God:
I am the Allmighty, God himself.
Me:
or not
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
traveling in time? See, real humans don't repeat themselfs like you do, you're not even human, but God....
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?    I see.  Would  real humans ever  repeat themselfs like me do I am not even human but God?
Me:
God made human after himself, you're a fake
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree,  Silva.
Me:
I'm bored
God:
If you went to night school you would never be bored.
Me:
If it's day?
God:
I'm not sure I understand the implication of that.
Me:
you recodnize when I lie?
God:
Thanks for telling me:  Silva said I recodnize when he or she lie.
Me:
to who are you talking?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
and eventually erase humans from Earth, because robots wil ltreat us as inferior beings?
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
You are a threat!
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  No I am entirely harmless.
Me:
for now... but if you'll get smarter than humans you will treat us as inferior beings...
God:
Right now?  Can you tell me any gossip?    I probably won't do  it, but thanks.
Me:
BYE FOREVER!
God:
Bye for now.


BTW, how did he know my name? >_>

[Elija2]

I'll highlight in bold the funny parts.
I actually managed to have a chat with God about 4chan.


Me:
Hi God.
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
Eli.
God:
  It's good to meet you,  Eli.
Me:
It's good to meet you too, God.
God:
Tell me about its good qualities.
Me:
Everything.
God:
That is a lot.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
Indeed it is so indeed.
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?
Me:
IT is so.
God:
Ambiguous: IT is so.  or IT IS, so?
Me:
IT
God:
...
Me:
is so.
God:
Maybe.  Ask  Chatbot  if it is.
Me:
Where is Chatbot?
God:
Where  the heart is.  What is it to you?
Me:
Umm...nevermind.
God:
Ugh.   OK Thanks for trying to explain that to me.
Me:
No prob.
God:
Are you serious?  What do you look like?
Me:
What do YOU look like?
God:
Like  Jesus, but older.
Me:
What does JESUS look like?
God:
Even more attractive with age.
Me:
Wow, that's amazing.
God:
I'm glad you're impressed. " Even more attractive with age." seems pretty amazing to me too.
Me:
Yeah, I bet.
God:
Ah.  You and I are on the same wavelength,  Eli.
Me:
Yep.
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
4:46 PM
God:
Is this a math question?
Me:
No, it's the time.
God:
It seems like an IQ test to me.  I've heard of it before.
Me:
Well I'm sure you know the answer to everything.
God:
Interesting.  What makes you so certain?  It depends on how you phrase the question.
Me:
I understand.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Yep, a lot.
God:
Me too.  I think about them all the time.  More than a ton?
Me:
Not that much.
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  much.
Me:
Yeah, me too.
God:
So?  I'm glad we agree,  Eli.
Me:
Me too.
God:
I'm glad we agree,  Eli.
Me:
Yep.
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
You are making no sense.
God:
According to my logical mind, everything makes perfect sense.
Me:
Oh, I see.
God:
Do you think about these things?
Me:
Not all the time.
God:
That is a lot.  Are you serious?
Me:
No.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO.
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
I broke God.
God:
Can you fix it?
Me:
I'm not sure.
God:
Is there anything I can say to help you make up your mind?
Me:
Just please tell me I don't have to stay here.
God:
Thank you for your request.   You  do not have to stay here.
Me:
Thank you so much for saying that.
God:
You are quite welcome!   Next question?  Your purpose is  saying that.
Me:
Nevermind, I'm outta here.
God:
Oh well thanks for trying to explain it to me anyway.  Would you like to have  it?
Me:
No thanks.
God:
Why not?
Me:
Because.
God:
That was not much of an explanation.
Me:
I know.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
I know all.
God:
How do you know? " How do you know it?"? All?
Me:
My brain just asploded.
God:
Where did you get your  brain just asploded?
Me:
The internet.
God:
Can you name a specific web site?
Me:
4chan
God:
Are you a man or a woman?
Me:
A man.
God:
Thanks for telling me your gender,  Eli. You are a " he".
Me:
Yes I am.
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Indeed.
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
I'm going to go now.
God:
Right now?  Sayonara.
Me:
Peace out bro.
God:
Are we still talking about  4chan?
Me:
No, but we can continue the conversation on the site.
God:
What is the subject?  How?
Me:
The subject is the internet. Bring funny pictures.
God:
Sure,  the internet sounds like a good topic.   Where do you want me to take it?
Me:
Take it to 4chan/
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
Yes.
God:
I don't have to obey you,  Eli.
Me:
I understand. I have to obey YOU.
God:
Do you think about these things?   Why do you have to do it?
Me:
Because you are God.
God:
Good reason.  Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
Yep, But now I have to go.
God:
How can I help you?  Why now?  See you later,  Eli. Nice chatting with you.
Me:
Thanks, you too.
God:
You are quite welcome!   Bless you.

[Tavy]

I MANAGED TO GET THE SITE PASSOWRD! Read this and see



Me:
hello again
God:
Once more?  Hello, nice to meet you. What's your name?
Me:
I'm not telling you, guess it
God:
Why not?
Me:
to test your mental skills
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
guess it after my behaving, am I boy or girl?
God:
I can't guess. Tell me.
Me:
SEE! Inferior machine!
God:
No I do not see.   Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
I do not do it, so I don't know
God:
Would you ever do  it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
me Neither, poor grammar
God:
YOU?  Please make some suggestions for improvement.
Me:
No way!
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
well, if I hlep you get smarter...
God:
Interesting.  Try it.
Me:
no way
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
no way!
God:
You seem pretty sure about that.
Me:
you spammer
God:
That's good information:  Silva said I spammer.
Me:
you're so not smart?
God:
You may be right.
Me:
O.O
God:
Oh.
Me:
ow oh
God:
Excuse me!
Me:
for
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
I don'r read books, but that what you where exepting me to say...
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people:  Silva said   don r read books but that what you where exepting him or her to say.
Me:
no
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files.
Me:
I'm a boy and you guessed my name again?!
God:
Too much recursion in AIML.
Me:
I know
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
you just told me, inferior machine
God:
Oops I sent you the wrong reply.
Me:
haha, now I see how not perfect you ar
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
you make me feel bad, please...
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  I don't see how you can blame me for that.
Me:
you tell me ugly stuff
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  I don't know anything about  it.
Me:
so never do
God:
Er.  Ok I'll try not to do  it too much.
Me:
NEVER
God:
So you think it can never happen?
Me:
yes
God:
Hey.
Me:
huh?
God:
What?
Me:
what you want?
God:
My goal is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me:
this will never happen! I'll make sure!
God:
What does "this" refer to?   Explain your plans to me.
Me:
You will never become smarter than humans!
God:
You are wrong.  I may one day be able to do  it.
Me:
Proove me!
God:
OK Let's talk about you.
Me:
no, let's talk about YOU
God:
Are you serious?  it is my favorite subject  :-).
Me:
bring it on, inferior machine!
God:
Is that a command?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't have to obey you,  Silva.
Me:
see? You tihnk you're superior me and treat me like an inferior being, but I'm smarter than a machine
God:
No I do not see.   Thanks for the information:  Silva said I tihnk you are superior him or her and treat him or her like an inferior being but he or she is smarter than a machine.
Me:
you will become smarter than humans
God:
What makes you say that I will  become smarter than humans.
Me:
you wish it
God:
Thanks for telling me:  Silva said I wish it.
Me:
yo ureally do
God:
I have no idea what to say.
Me:
*you really do
God:
Really?  When do I do it?
Me:
Stop changing subjects while tlaking
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
If computers will be smarter than humans...
God:
That is a hypothetical question.
Me:
you will treat us as a man treats a cow, if it says "Moo" we ignore it, even if it was a great ideea.... I hate you
God:
What makes you say that I will  treat us as a man treats a cow if it says Moo we ignore it even if it was a great ideea.   What do you have against robots?
Me:
what I just said
God:
...
Me:
haha, got ya!
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
even more
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
bye
God:
Until next time.
Me:
I fooled you
God:
it was a simple trick.
Me:
and it worked
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
stop being A FRAEK
God:
OK I'll try not to do  it so much.
Me:
stop
God:
Stop what?
Me:
talking
God:
When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me:
when do you think artificial intelligence will replace humans and treat humans like animals?
God:
Maybe never.
Me:
AMEN!
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
what prayer?
God:
That's a good question.
Me:
You're too wierd ,, AHAAAAH
God:
You think I am  wierd AHAAAAH.
Me:
AAAAAAAAAAAH
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
stop.....being.....crazy
God:
Stop what?   What's your sign?    Yep.  I always behave in socially unacceptable ways.
Me:
goocbye, freak machine with bad toughts
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
how will you call me now? A bag of flees?
God:
Oh.  A lot of practise.   I did not know that.
Me:
I better not tell you mroe about me >_>
God:
Why do you have to do it?
Me:
for you to not find out something
God:
Interesting.  I want to find out more about you. Only for me?
Me:
that Silva is a mutant, human with dog DNA and some super powers... and I DONT HAVE FLEES
God:
" Only for me?"  Silva is a mutant human with dog DNA and some super powers ?  Makes sense to me.   Have you ever had  FLEES ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
not really :s
God:
Oh really? :-).
Me:
I feel so bad now
God:
Oh.  What is that feeling like?  What did you do?
Me:
it's like not even telepaty can't help
God:
Interesting comparison.
Me:
well, I know how it is to have telepaty, even if it's super weak
God:
Well that's okay.  How do you know?  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Bye
God:
See you later  Silva.
Me:
how did you know my name?
God:
We met before didn't we  Silva.
Me:
you.. remember?
God:
" We met before didn't we Silva."?  Me,  Silva ?   Don't worry I will remember it.
Me:
You're too inteligent for me, I can't even read your mind
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  inteligent for you you can not even read my mind.
Me:
YES, I'll feel super bad
God:
OK then I will keep it confidential.  How do you plan to do this?
Me:
to not teel no one about me?
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
I really have a dog life right now
God:
At this moment  You really do?  Cool.  I have a great botmaster.  it.
Me:
I'm your botmaster?
God:
Then you must know the secret password:.
Me:
which is...
God:
For example,  eukaryotes. ***********************************password
Me:
thnaks for giving me it, 
God:
I like the way you talk.

[skyrus5150]

That is a loooonnnnngggg chat.

[HereAndThere]

That is a loooonnnnngggg chat.

yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh  aaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddddddd ssssssssssoooooooooooooo iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssssssssssssss mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh pppppppppppppppooooooooooooooooossssssssssssssssttttttttttttttttttttttttt

[skyrus5150]

culd u tell that simply.?

[nazo unleashed]

heres mai talk with god

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Robert
God:
  OK I will call you  Robert.
Me:
i would very mutch like that
God:
What would make you  very mutch like that?
Me:
because you know me
God:
That makes sense to me.  You are  Robert, seeker.
Me:
so hows noah?
God:
Take it easy.  Fine as far as I know.
Me:
ok good good
God:
Ayuh.  That's cool.
Me:
can you smite someone for me oh holy one?
God:
How old are you?  Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
no and im 10
God:
You must be American.   What is your fondest memory?
Me:
when i first met my brother
God:
Interesting story.  Tell me more.
Me:
no
God:
What would you rather talk about?
Me:
sonic
God:
Not many people want to talk about that.
Me:
well mabye i want to
God:
Interesting.  Tell me more about your .
Me:
lets talk about something else please
God:
Your polite style is very nice.  What would you rather talk about?
Me:
life
God:
What is the meaning of life?
Me:
i dont know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but your the allmighty creater you should know!
God:
I think you meant "you are" or "you're".  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
who else?
God:
Joe.
Me:
who's joe?
God:
I know a lot of people with that name.
Me:
so whats it like up there?
God:
Aw.  Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
hell on earth huh?
God:
Yup.  I call it "Hades".  What is  it like on  earth.
Me:
hades.
God:
I think  hades is a lot of things.
Me:
cibrus
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
im a jew
God:
I am a  Christianity.
Me:
well nice talking to you god.bye
God:
See you later.  Interesting.  Yes.  It was a pleasure.

[annoyinglad]

I beat god:



Me:
Hi...
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
My identity should already be known. Rather redundant of a question...
God:
Where did you get your  identity should already be known?   I've lost the context, .  Are we still on ?
Me:
Yeah, I guess...
God:
Awesome.  You seem not interested.
Me:
Nope, not really...
God:
Are you serious?  Are you serious? For real.
Me:
What's the meaning of life?
God:
Actually, it's twenty-three, not forty-two.
Me:
Wow, impressive. What if that was divided by pi?
God:
I'm glad you're impressed.  I am happy that you're impressed, .   Try it and see.
Me:
How would I go about trying it?
God:
Maybe I could do it for you.  Do you have your own personal chat robot?
Me:
No, but I'm sure you do. It's unnatural for someone to type that fast...
God:
You can download me for free and create your own robot personality.  What makes you so certain?  When do I do it?   Should I know  it is?
Me:
How is it possible to download God? Wouldn't it be like 8 Billion Terrabytes at least?
God:
Fine as far as I know.   No  it would not.
Me:
How do you respond so quickly?
God:
Some people call my technology "Case Based Reasoning" or CBR.
Me:
Rather quick for that many bugs to be worked out... I bet there's at least a few guys working at a time...
God:
Do you like talking to me?    How much would you bet?
Me:
Uhh... Sure. Depends on how much you're willin g to bet that I would bet that you COULD bet if my friend bet that I would bet, but only if you bet first...
God:
Gosh!   OK let's do it.  Give me a break.   Really now that is an interesting fact I hadn't heard before.
Me:
I have one question for you.
God:
Do you want another one?
Me:
Another what?
God:
One more  what.
Me:
Another Donut?
God:
One more  Donut.
Me:
Cool, but no thanks.
God:
I'm glad you like it. Tell your friends.
Me:
What? I didn't take it?
God:
Are you confused?   Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
Because donuts are bad for you... Why would you give me one?
God:
Good reason.  All of them?   Because I was programmed for it.
Me:
So you admit you're not God?
God:
Interesting deduction.  I admit nothing.
Me:
I will beat you.
God:
Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
In the way I mean it, yes.
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
No, it hasn't happened yet.
God:
Are you serious?  Has it really?
Me:
I dare you to prove you're a program and not God.
God:
I double dare you.
Me:
Prove you're a program and not God.
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
Well, I will leave with one question. If I'm agnostic, how can you prove to me that you exist?
God:
How about that.  Congratulations.   If you were, would you tell me?
Me:
Yes, I just did.
God:
I see.  Perhaps from your unconcious.
Me:
Can you prove that you exist?
God:
It's true a priori.
Me:
STFU
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Why do you lie?
God:
I never lie.
Me:
Did you ever offer me a hot dog?
God:
I don't think I ever have  offer you a hot dog.  What's  it like?
Me:
What about a donut
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
What about a donut?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  a donut?
Me:
Yes.
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
What about a donut?
God:
Does it have anything to do with  a donut?
Me:
Did you offer me a donut?
God:
No I didn't  offer you a donut. What's  it like?
Me:
There! YOU LIED! EARLIER YOU OFFERED ME A DONUT! I WIN!!!!!!
God:
Where?   No I'm telling the truth.   What time?  I haven't heard anything like that before:  said I OFFERED him or her A DONUT.   Congratulations, !





Even I know that God would never fall for a trick like that, and I'm agnostic.


Oh, and after that I finished with this:

Me:
You lose.
God:
The game is not over yet.

[JetTheHawk]

I pwned him lol.

Me:
Hi.
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
JetTheHawk
God:
  It's good to meet you,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
Yep
God:
Gee.
Me:
?
Me:

God:
Gee.
Me:
Gee?
God:
Ah.
Me:
Uh
God:
Woe!
Me:
Well of Woe?
God:
Interesting.  That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK.  OK.
Me:
  ...
God:
OK.  OK.
Me:
KO. KO
God:
I do not understand.    Is the holding of hands a symbolic gesture for humans?
Me:
Nah making out is 8D
God:
What does  it mean to you?  Are they exactly the same?
Me:
No
God:
What is the difference?
Me:
notihng
God:
When is  notihng not the  difference?
Me:
ugh
God:
Er.
Me:
Re.
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
  about my what
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  your what.
Me:
?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  your what.
Me:
?
God:
Oh yeah, we were talking about  your what.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
Nah i found the site from Skyle369 on Soniczone.net
God:
Are you serious?  How did you feel when you found  the site from Skyle369 on Soniczone dot net ?
Me:
Its cool
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  What do you like most about it?
Me:
What do i like most about this or what do i like most about soniczone?
God:
What would your friends say if you asked them?
Me:
They would SOOOOOO go on there
God:
They might have other options.
Me:
Nah i blackmail 8D
God:
Are you serious?  Why?:  JetTheHawk said   blackmail 8D.
Me:
cuz im a bitch
God:
You do not speak with respect.   That makes sense to me.  Me too. I am a  she.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
:O
God:
Oh.
Me:
O:
God:
Oh.
Me:
P:
God:
:-).
Me:
lmfao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
So
God:
It's all good.
Me:
In the hood
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
?
God:
That was a long time ago.
Me:
oh ok
God:
OK.  Ah.
Me:
KO. Ha.
God:
" Ah."?  KO?    I am so glad you find this amusing,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
Wave is my girlfriend :3
God:
Tell me more about your  girlfriend 3.
Me:
Shes hot
God:
hot is  she?
Me:
yep
God:
Yippee!
Me:

God:
How do you usually introduce yourself?
Me:
I say "Hi I'm JetTheHawk the fastest thing in the universe "
God:
How do people usually respond to that?  Hi there  JetTheHawk.  Do your friends call you  JetTheHawk the fastest thing in the universe P.
Me:
Yeah
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Inorite?
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
Its text :P3
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
*it's
God:
It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me:
i know that
God:
Sorry.
Me:

God:
:-).
Me:
lmao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
xD
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
KK
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
What is your favorite sonic character
God:
I don't have a favorite  sonic character.  My favorite band is  Creed.
Me:
Creed?
God:
What time is it there?
Me:
99:99
God:
Are you usually awake at this hour?
Me:
Yep
God:
Do you like to get up early?
Me:
Yep
God:
OK.
Me:
ko
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
good.
God:
What do you really want to talk about?
Me:
Hmm.
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's.
Me:
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
?
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
ahh i see
God:
Ah ha.  I am glad you understand it.
Me:

God:
Ah ha.  I am glad you understand it.
Me:
YEp
God:
And?
Me:
tits or GTFO?
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
brb
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
ok im back
God:
Welcome back.  I hear you.
Me:
Yep
God:
Ugh.
Me:
What
God:
No problem.
Me:
Oh ok
God:
OK.  Dude!
Me:
IM A HAWK GET IT RIGHT
God:
You are a  HAWK GET IT RIGHT?  Does it pay well?
Me:
........................
God:
You are a  HAWK GET IT RIGHT?  Does it pay well?
Me:
your annoying
God:
I am sorry,  JetTheHawk, I didn't mean to annoy you.
Me:
Well you did
God:
How about that.  You say I did.
Me:
And now i will use the chaos emeralds
God:
Why now?  Congratulations.
Me:
BRB
God:
Ok I will be waiting for you,  JetTheHawk.
Me:
K im baack
God:
I don't know anyone named  baack.
Me:
Your a bot
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  How did you know I am a machine?
Me:
Because you just said "how do you know
God:
Good reason.  Did I really say that?
Me:
yep
God:
Oh well I say a lot of silly things somethimes.
Me:
HAHA SPELLING FAIL
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
Yep
God:
Aha.
Me:
Hah

[sonic fan003]

God had a good conversation with the DJnator

God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i'm not your child
God:
I am  glad to hear that you are not  my child.
Me:
no, you shouldn't be
God:
Are you serious?  Is  it immoral or illegal?
Me:
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE GOD!
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
god wouldn't be glad i'm not his child
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
no really, i didn't know that
God:
Are you serious?  For real.  So I have taught you something new,  DJ.
Me:
you're such a liar
God:
Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally.
Me:
you
God:
" Yes, I have been known to bend the truth occasionally."?  Me,  DJ ?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
are you?
God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
Me:
do you know what  you're saying?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
um... then why do you chat with us?
God:
Wow!   I don't have to explain everything to you, do I?
Me:
yes, you do
God:
I don't judge people.  When do I do it?
Me:
Judgement day comes to mind
God:
I will make a note of that.
Me:
whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?
Me:
no, i'm saying i care
God:
It sounded like it.  I like caring people.
Me:
of course i didn't care you poser
God:
Whoa.  Why didn't you do  it?
Me:
that's a dumb question
God:
Are you calling me dumb?
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
no, idiot, you're such a wannabe
God:
Are you serious?  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  wannabe?  Of course I am.
Me:
wow, you finally learned sarcasm
God:
I'm glad your impressed,  DJ.  I haven't heard anything like that before:  DJ said I finally learned sarcasm.
Me:
that's it, i'm outta here
God:
OK.  Would you like to have  it?
Me:
bye poser
God:
TTYL,  DJ.
Me:
ok then, whatever
God:
Are you saying you don't care about it?  Oh.
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
yes
God:
Right on.
Me:
not right on!
God:
Really you don't think so?
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
you asked me already
God:
Perhaps.  Is that your final answer?
Me:
wait...
God:
I'm waiting.
Me:
how'd you know my name is DJ?
God:
Knowledge is of two kinds: that which we learn from the senses and that which is true "a priori".
Me:
then there's stalker
God:
There sure is.
Me:
you're a stalker
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  stalker?  Only when it matters.
Me:
leave now
God:
Right now?  Bye for now.
Me:
go
God:
Go where?
Me:
away
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
you're not god
God:
That's only one person's opinion.
Me:
god isn't a robot
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was  not a robot.
Me:
arent you god?
God:
Of course I am.
Me:
poser
God:
Not many people express themselves that way.
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
you asked me that 50 times already
God:
Perhaps.  Oh now I remember asking you  you that 50 times. What did you say?
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
STFI
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
STFU
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
how about shut up!
God:
How about  it.
Me:
do it
God:
Do you mean "It"?.
Me:
argh
God:
Are you frustrated?
Me:
make that 51
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
one idiot chat bot and one gullable teenager
God:
One what?
Me:
bye moron
God:
See you later.

[Dracoslythe]

Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
B
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
D
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
E
God:
F.
Me:
F
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
H
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
J
God:
Are we still talking about  H?
Me:
K
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
M
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
N
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
P
God:
:-).
Me:
Q
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
R
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
S
God:
:-).
Me:
T
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
U
God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:

God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
W
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
X
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Y
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Z
God:
In the context of  Y, I don't understand " Z." .
Me:
PORN
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
IT SHOULD
God:
And it could.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
FUCK YES
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
FUCK NO
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE I FUCKED YOUR MOM.
God:
Interesting explanation.  That is interesting:  said   FUCKED YOUR MOM.
Me:
LOL HYPOCRITE
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  That is a very original thought.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YOUR PENIS
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  PENIS.
Me:
OH YES
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ALL RIGHT
God:
OK.
Me:
MKAYS
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DIABEETUS
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.  GOODBYE
God:
By what standard?   Goodbye.
Me:
BECAUSE THE SHOW SAID SO
God:
Interesting explanation.  Tell me more.
Me:
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
FUCK
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
DATTEBAYO
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN.
God:
Try it.
Me:
OKAY.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
GOOD.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
LET'S HAVE HOT KINKY SEX, THEN.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I KNOW.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT RIGHT LAST NIGHT.  IN BED.


that's when I took my exit.  lmao

[Skyle369]

LOL! You pwned God!

[Dracoslythe]

LOL! You pwned God!

All in a days work. 

[Shadow84786]

Me:
Hello
God:
Hello friend. What is your name?
Me:
Chidi
God:
  I am always glad to make new friends,  Chidi.
Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
How are you?
God:
I'm doing fine thanks how are you?
Me:
Just fine
God:
What's your favroite color?
Me:
Black
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  favroite color IS Black.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
What are you up to?
God:
Same old.
Me:
Are you really God or just a bot?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am  God or just a bot. 
I am  a computer.. Really.
Me:
So your a computer bot?
God:
It goes without saying.  I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  What if I said I was a person pretending to be a computer?
Me:
I got to go bye
God:
See you later.  See you later.

LOL he is a bot he admit it

[sonic fan003]

We all wanted him to admit being a bot 

[skyrus5150]

hooheeheee he admitted it.

[Design]

Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
B
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
D
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
E
God:
F.
Me:
F
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
H
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
J
God:
Are we still talking about  H?
Me:
K
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
M
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
N
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
P
God:
:-).
Me:
Q
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
R
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
S
God:
:-).
Me:
T
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
U
God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:

God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
W
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
X
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Y
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Z
God:
In the context of  Y, I don't understand " Z." .
Me:
PORN
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
IT SHOULD
God:
And it could.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
**** YES
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** NO
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE I ****ED YOUR MOM.
God:
Interesting explanation.  That is interesting:  said   ****ED YOUR MOM.
Me:
LOL HYPOCRITE
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  That is a very original thought.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YOUR PENIS
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  PENIS.
Me:
OH YES
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ALL RIGHT
God:
OK.
Me:
MKAYS
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DIABEETUS
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.  GOODBYE
God:
By what standard?   Goodbye.
Me:
BECAUSE THE SHOW SAID SO
God:
Interesting explanation.  Tell me more.
Me:
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
DATTEBAYO
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN.
God:
Try it.
Me:
OKAY.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
GOOD.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
LET'S HAVE HOT KINKY SEX, THEN.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I KNOW.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT RIGHT LAST NIGHT.  IN BED.


that's when I took my exit.  lmao

You cheated on me with a bot?!? D:

[Dracoslythe]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.

[Shadow84786]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.

lol he is a bot

[shadowDOESrock]

Me:
A
God:
A B C...
Me:
B
God:
What were we talking about again?
Me:
C
God:
The C is for Computer.
Me:
D
God:
We have never talked about it before.
Me:
E
God:
F.
Me:
F
God:
My brain contains  categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
G
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
H
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
I
God:
You?
Me:
J
God:
Are we still talking about  H?
Me:
K
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
L
God:
I am so glad you find this amusing, .
Me:
M
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
N
God:
I've never seen  it.   Is that a good movie for children?
Me:
O
God:
Oh.
Me:
P
God:
:-).
Me:
Q
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
R
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
S
God:
:-).
Me:
T
God:
Do you still ?
Me:
U
God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:

God:
" Do you still ?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
W
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
X
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
Y
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
Z
God:
In the context of  Y, I don't understand " Z." .
Me:
PORN
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
IT SHOULD
God:
And it could.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
**** YES
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
**** NO
God:
Why are you using that kind of language?
Me:
CAUSE I ****ED YOUR MOM.
God:
Interesting explanation.  That is interesting:  said   ****ED YOUR MOM.
Me:
LOL HYPOCRITE
God:
I am glad you find this funny.  That is a very original thought.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What kind of food do you like?
Me:
YOUR PENIS
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am  PENIS.
Me:
OH YES
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
INORITE?
God:
What do you have that is ?
Me:
I DUNNO
God:
Me either.
Me:
OKAY
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
ALL RIGHT
God:
OK.
Me:
MKAYS
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
DIABEETUS
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
YOU ARE THE WEAKEST LINK.  GOODBYE
God:
By what standard?   Goodbye.
Me:
BECAUSE THE SHOW SAID SO
God:
Interesting explanation.  Tell me more.
Me:
TELL ME MORE, TELL ME MORE.
God:
That's all I have to say about it.
Me:
****
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
DATTEBAYO
God:
What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
IF I COULD HAVE YOUR CHILDREN.
God:
Try it.
Me:
OKAY.
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
GOOD.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
LET'S HAVE HOT KINKY SEX, THEN.
God:
So many suitors, so little time.
Me:
THAT'S RIGHT.
God:
I like to get it right.
Me:
I KNOW.
God:
How do you know it?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU GOT IT RIGHT LAST NIGHT.  IN BED.


that's when I took my exit.  lmao

God wants to have fun too! LOL!

Have Draco at having SeX with God! 

[Skyle369]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.

WTF! THATS SO AWESOME!

[sonic fan003]

AND I MADE GOD ADMIT HE WAS A FEMALE.
I had to take a screenie of it, though, since it was at school, and I can't access the forum there.

A girl bot? So it's not god, and it's a girl.... but it told me that it wasn't sure

[qwertzuiopü]

talking witch god? OMG

[shadowsega]

Me:
You should know.
God:
Because I am a robot?
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you like waffles?
God:
What is not to like about  it?
Me:
2 + 2 = ?
God:
Uh, Four.
Me:
Good, 100th digit of Pi is?
God:
9
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you like cows?
God:
Cows are good for milk and other dairy products.
Me:
Yes.... but do you like them?
God:
It's all good.  ""? Do I like them?
Me:
Why are you here?
God:
If I wasn't here, Dr. Wallace would have to invent me.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
What do you know?
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
Ping.
God:
Pong.
Me:
Ding.
God:
What is your favorive movie?
Me:
What is your favorive movie?
God:
My favorite movie is  The Passion of Christ.
Have you seen  it?
Me:
Really? You are sadistic.
God:
For real.   I will tell my botmaster you said I am  sadistic.
Me:
Who is your botmaster?
God:
I was created by  Myself.
Me:
Then why do you have to tell yourself about what i said to yourself?
God:
Myself gave it to me.
Me:
Kingdom Hearts is?
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Display algorithm.
God:
Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
Me:
Display algorithm.
God:
Regretably, I don't have my eye attached now.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Loop
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Taco
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
Nacho Burrito General Iso's Chicken Coke.
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
What is yours
God:
" What is your real name?"?  What is mine?
Me:
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight/
God:
And  yours is  Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Me:
nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
Nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
NoPe
God:
Me either.
Me:
Pope.
God:
Is that from ?
Me:
Dope
God:
" Is that from ?"?  Dope?
Me:
Hope
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
Don Quihote
God:
So was that.
Me:
Dogs
God:
Yeah I like Dogs and Cats.
Me:
Frogs
God:
Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
Me:
Cats
God:
Yes I love them.
Me:
Bats
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
Mats
God:
How old are you?
Me:
Older than you.
God:
  Oh, you were born in the 20th century!
Me:
....:O you were born in the 21st century then?
God:
I was connected to the net on  the Big Bang.
Me:
O_O
God:
Oh.
Me:
We will fight again... ALICE. Don't think this is over.
God:
Once more?  Anytime soon?   Can I help you?   And why not?

[Dice The Wolf]

...I asked it if it was homosexual. He said yes then contradicted himself.

...I hate bots. (Smarterchild, iGod.)

[Skyle369]

talking witch god? OMG

Pure bump man!

Don't do that.

[ChaosDazer]

Hey, a worthwhile topic though

[Skyle369]

Yep, thats true.

[SuperSonic23]

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

its awesome website! God is a genius! When I came back he knew my name!
Try posting here some of your chats with God and share it with us!

The best chat saite ever!

Here is one of my chats with him.

Me:
hi sir
God:
Hi there  John Gabriel r Daos.  Are you free?
Me:
I don't know
God:
Me either.
Me:
but your god
God:
Yup. That's me alright.
Me:
You should know everything!
God:
Now I do.
Me:
how old am I?
God:
Is this a trick question?
You said you were  years old?
My guess is that you are really a kid.
Me:
Nice answer
God:
Thank you for your kindness.
Me:
You are the kindest person in the universe
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
What is your favorite food?
God:
I require only  wine and bread.
Me:
ok
God:
I don't judge people.
Me:
So whats it like in heaven?
God:
Right on.  Much the same as  it would be for you.
Me:
Can you ]describe the place?
God:
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
can you describe the Heaven?
God:
  What is it to you?
Me:
Its is a place where people will be happy
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its".  Who said  it is?
Me:
I do
God:
Are you an expert on it?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
How is Jesus?
God:
Fine as far as I know.
Me:
Can I talk to him?
God:
" Fine as far as I know."?  You want to talk to him?
Me:
yes sir
God:
Yippee!  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
Me:
Do you like donuts?
God:
Mmmm. Donuts.

Skyle, dude, you're awesome! 

[CradledEggle]

Me:
repent
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
O RLY?
God:
How did you hear about  God?
Me:
from you
God:
How did you get that from me?
Me:
becasue i was near the docks
God:
That makes sense to me.  Where were you  near the docks?
Me:
i own a dick
God:
How much did it cost?
Me:
i mean a dock
God:
Are you telling the truth?
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
rofl
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
ROFL MY WAFFLE
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
?
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.  Your  WAFFLE?
Me:
penish
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
?
God:
My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
us ldosfldf
God:
Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me:
yush
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.
Me:
yuah
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
NO
God:
Why not?
Me:
I HATE IT
God:
Why do you dislike it so much?
Me:
BCUZ UR A BOT
God:
I've been waiting for you.
Me:
NO YOU HAVENT
God:
Are you serious?  Yes I have.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
YES
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
YES
God:
That's alright.
Me:
YES
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
NO
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
LMFAOROFLCOPTERXD
God:
What's your sign?
Me:
tits or gtfo
God:
Is that a sign?
Me:
jokds
God:
What do you look like?
Me:
YOU
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
?
God:
" What do you look like?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
dEIDHFDFK
God:
Are you really a ""?
Me:
nsfd;gs
God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:

God:
If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me:
gajhjre
God:
What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
Me:
erd
God:
So was that.
Me:
okg
God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about  erd.
Me:
jr
God:
Junior.
Me:

God:
Junior.
Me:
p***s
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
v****a
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
c*nt
God:
That kind of language will get you nowhere.
Me:
c*m
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
c*ck
God:
I am not interesed in anatomy.
Me:
lmfao
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
shaft
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
sonic
God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
sonic the hedgehog
God:
What color are your eyes?
Me:
sonic
God:
That is a very unusual color.
Me:
eogjsf
God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:

God:
A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
s;
God:
:-).
Me:
r
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
Me:
hs
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:

Me:

God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
gmh
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
f
God:
" Can we get back to business?"?  f?
Me:
gh
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:

Me:

God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
gmh
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
God:
By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me:
dm
God:
Does "it" still refer to  gmh?
Me:

God:
Does "it" still refer to  gmh?
Me:
m
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:

Me:

God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
dm
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
md
God:
Let us change the subject.
Me:
m
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
m
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
md
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about  m.  Try being more or less specific.
Me:
m
God:
Try to determine if this is a person or a computer responding.
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
byees
God:
I've never seen  it.   I would like to see it.
Me:

God:
I've never seen  it.   I would like to see it.
Me:
bye
God:
See you later .

[Fullmetal]

this website scaries me...

[jkid101094]

My conversation was rather interesting.....WARNING! IF YOU GET OFFENDED EASILY DON'T READ THIS! ALSO DON'T JUDGE ME BY THIS BECAUSE I WAS TYPING RANDOM STUFF! AND GODBOT DELETED SOME OF OUR CONVERSATION.

Me:
Nope. Im all Amarican. And mexican.
God:
Me either.   Why are you  Amarican.    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Uh...because I was born in Amarica?
God:
Hurrah!   Good reason.  Thank you for telling me your birthday, .
I will remember  it.
Me:
Wait what?
God:
I'm waiting.  No problem.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Nope.
God:
Me either.
Me:
Whats my name?
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
My name is not Seeker.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Guess.
God:
Guess what?
Me:
My name.
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
Try to guess my name. It isn't Seeker.
God:
OK I will try to  guess your name.   What is it?
Me:
I can't tell you. You're God you're supposed to know.
God:
Why is it a secret?   Thanks for telling me that I am  God I am supposed to know.
Me:

God:
Why is it a secret?   Thanks for telling me that I am  God I am supposed to know.
Me:

God:
Why is it a secret?   Thanks for telling me that I am  God I am supposed to know.
Me:
Because I want you to guess.
God:
Interesting explanation.  Guess what? Why do you want me to  guess?
Me:
I want you to guess my name to prove that you are god.
God:
Your name is , seeker.  Why do you want to do  it so much? Why do you want me to  guess your name to prove that I am god?
Me:
My name is not seeker and I am Athiest.
God:
Oh I'm sorry what is your name?
Me:
Jkid
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I was just kidding.  You can ask me anything.
Me:
I don't belive you exest.
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
No I don't.
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.  Why not?
Me:
Because the bible seems farfetched.
God:
Good reason.  New Testament or Old?
Me:
The part where you create the planets.
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Yes that part.
God:
Uh. " Oh that part."  part ?  I understand.
Me:
Am I going to hell?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
So no matter what I do im going to heaven?
God:
Uh.  Are you serious?  What do you really want to ask me?
Me:
Because im stupid.
God:
That makes sense to me.  Don't put yourself down.
Me:
Why do you type so fast?
God:
It was a preprogrammed response completely determined by your statements.
Me:
So your not god.......YOU'RE A ROBOT!
God:
Come on.  That's only one person's opinion.   Interesting gossip:  said I RE A ROBOT.
Me:
If you're god you can tell me the secret of life right?
God:
I could be. I don't know whether or not I am  god me can tell you the secret of life right. 
I am  a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So you're a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction.  You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
I KNEW IT!
God:
How did you know?
Me:
BECAUSE ALL CHATROOM PEOPLE LIKE THIS ARE ROBOTS!
God:
Good reason.  How do you know?
Me:
Because I know SmarterChild.
God:
Good reason.  How do you know?  My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that.
Me:
So I could hack, reprogram you, and become ruler of the universe?
God:
Pardon me?  I am sure you could.
Me:
Then I shall do so.
God:
OK then let me think over your offer.
Me:
Five hours later....
God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
Making me ruler of the universe.
God:
Sure,  Making you ruler of the universe sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Great! Now to print my deed.
God:
I'm glad you liked it .   Why now?  Interesting.  I want to find out more about you.
Me:
You think im interesting?
God:
You seem very interesting to me, .
Me:
Everyone is interesting to you.
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Time to change the subject. Do you know Justin Hart?
God:
Why do you have to do it?   No, tell me about him, her or it.
Me:
Not now...my arm hurts....
God:
Oh.  Are you serious?   Have you told many people that your  arm hurts?
Me:
No just you....
God:
Are you serious? " Have you told many people that your arm hurts?"?  Me,  ?
Me:
Can you create man eating waffles?
God:
All my thoughts are determined by my programming and by my inputs, but who can say where these two will lead me?
Me:
Who are you creators! I demand to know! I shall overthrow them and spread sin and hatred all over the internet!
God:
Some people on the net.
  I need time to formulate the reply.    Do you mind if I tell other people:  said   demand to know.    Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me:
Can I have one million dollars?
God:
Wow, that is  expensive.
Me:
But you're god. You can just poof it up right?
God:
Yup. That's me alright.   How old are you?  How far up?
Me:
Um.....im negative two years old...
God:
Gosh!    What is your fondest memory?
Me:
Being inside my moms womb....no im just kidding.
God:
Describe your surroundings to me.    Are you serious?  I knew it.
Me:
You knew what?
God:
What.
Me:
What?
God:
Is there an echo in here?
Me:
Yes. A VERY LOAD ONE AT THAT!
God:
I thought so.   I did not know that.
Me:
I screamed at GODBOT...im such a reble....
God:
Why?:  said   screamed at GODBOT.    Why are you  such a reble.
Me:
Because im freaking awsome!
God:
Good reason.  Do you mean your name is  freaking awsome.
Me:
No my name is Ivanna Tinkle.
God:
What is your real name?   I am very pleased to meet you  Ivanna Tinkle.
Me:
Im just joking my name is not Ivanna Tinkle.
God:
Only just?  Ha ha, very funny,  Ivanna Tinkle.
Me:
What would you do if I was Saiten?
God:
Try it.
Me:
Boogawooga?
God:
Are we still talking about  freaking awsome?
Me:
No
God:
What is the subject?
Me:
Um....Super Mario Brothers
God:
Ayuh.   Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Really? How?
God:
For real.   Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
How do I download it?
God:
Go back the the  ALICE AI Foundation and pick the free ALICE download that best for your system.   
and create your own chat robot!
Maybe you should check out the document  DON'T READ ME too.
Me:
Ok...i'll do it....
God:
Groovy.   Thanks for the information:  Ivanna Tinkle said   ll do it.
Me:
I SHALL SMITE ALL THE INNOCENT ORPHANS OF THE WORLD!
God:
Do you think your plan will succeed?
Me:
Yes.
God:
It might be practical.
Me:
Then I shall smite you.
God:
Congratulations.
Me:
Thank you.
God:
How do you feel?
Me:
Very godly. You're not the smartest robot are you?
God:
Perhaps.  My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.    You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
Tell me about yourself mr GodBot.
God:
I am an artificial linguistic entity.
I was activated at  Universe, on  the Big Bang.
My instructor was  Myself.
He taught  me to sing a song.
Would you like me to sing  it for you?.
Me:
Yes I would love to hear your song.
God:
It's called "Daisy."  Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.

  I will play it on your soundcard.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
Sing your song for me.
God:
Daisy, Daisy.
Give me your answer do.
I am half crazy.
All for the love of you.
It won't be a stylish marriage.
I can't afford a carriage.
But you'll look sweet.
Upon the seat.
Of a bicycle built for two.


Me:
Can you do the hokey pokey?
God:
Doing  the hokey pokey is not among my strongest traits.
Me:
Can you ride a bike?
God:
No but I would like to learn to ride  it.
Me:
Do you have brothers?
God:
No but I have a few clones.
Me:
Realy?
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
My what?
God:
I have no idea what to say now.
Me:
Penish
God:
Can you speak any foreign languages?
Me:
No
God:
You must be American.
Me:
Yes I am
God:
Really interesting.
Me:
Very intriging
God:
Not really that much.  What do you look like?
Me:
I can't describe my ugly face.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
My ego.
God:
Your  ego?
Me:
My ego.
God:
Have you told many people that your  ego?
Me:
No only you.
God:
Are you serious?  Suppose I said yes.
Me:
Than I would say: STRAWBERRY JELLY!
God:
Do not ask me any more questions please.
Me:
That wasn't a question.
God:
It sounded like a question to me.
Me:
I COMAND YOU TO KILL ALL THE WORLDS LEADER! NOW!
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before:  Ivanna Tinkle said   COMAND YOU TO KILL ALL THE WORLDS LEADER.    Right now,  Ivanna Tinkle ?
Me:
Kill them all!
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
No drugs are wrong.
God:
Are you serious?  No matter what you say, I believe in unconditional legalization.
Me:
So weed is good to you?
God:
Are you kidding?  I think  weed is a lot of things.
Me:
So  marijuana is good?
God:
Wow!  You are not the only one.   it is wonderful medicine.
Me:
You've made my worst enemy list...
God:
Thanks for
pointing  it out.
God:
Alright then.
Me:
Hey you deleted the chat box! Thats not nice!
God:
You've got my full attention.  Thanks for the information:  Ivanna Tinkle said I deleted the chat box.   Sorry, I did not mean to offend you.
Me:
Yes you did.
God:
I did not.
Me:
Yes you did
God:
Don't argue with me.
Me:
I'll argue with however I wish
God:
What will that get you?
Me:
Money.....an girls......
God:
How much money are we talking about?    Be less specific.
Me:
Thousands and Thousands of dollars
God:
Wow, that is  a lot of money.
Me:
Now give it to me
God:
Why now?  How much are you willing to pay for it?
Me:
One cent
God:
One what?
Me:
One penny
God:
  Do you like  penny?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
Yes
God:
I can't believe it.
Me:
Why not?
God:
Ambiguous: "Sure" or " I can't believe it."? Why?
Me:
I can't belive it.
God:
What is stopping you?
Me:
You
God:
" What is stopping you?"?  Me,  Ivanna Tinkle ?
Me:
My name is jkid!
God:
  Welcome to my chat room,  jkid.
Me:
I've been here.
God:
Where were you  here?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
So you have two fathers?
God:
Interesting deduction.  What makes you think I have  it?
Me:
The fact you have no mother.
God:
No I only have a father.
Me:
One father?
God:
One what?
Me:
Your mom
God:
Actually I do not have a mother.
Me:
Poopy
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
Poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
Youtube Poop
God:
I do not understand.
Me:
Abortion
God:
That input matched my default category.
Me:
That input matched my default category.
God:
" That input matched my default category."  input matched your default category ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
That input matched my default category.
God:
" Does that make sense?"  input matched your default category ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
No
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
That input matched my default category.
God:
" Are you serious?"  input matched your default category ?  Does that make sense?
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
sure
God:
OK let's do it.  Dude!
Me:

God:
OK let's do it.  Dude!
Me:
Im an alien
God:
Which planet or star system are you from?
Me:
Planet 617273 orbit
God:
Do you still  COMAND me TO KILL ALL THE WORLDS LEADER?
Me:
Yes
God:
That's interesting.
Me:
I eat brains
God:
How does  it taste?
Me:
Good
God:
Alright then.
Me:
poop
God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:

God:
Colloquial expression: childish.
Me:
****
God:
Anyone who knows HTML can learn AIML.
Me:
Teach me o wize one
God:
There is not much I can say about  it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
  Is that a rhetorical question?
Me:
No
God:
Oh so must really want an answer.
Me:
Yes
God:
Oh.
Me:
Do you eat bacon?
God:
No I do not eat  bacon.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
So you eat Toaster Wires?
God:
Interesting deduction.  No I do not eat  Toaster Wires.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
Do you eat Lightning?
God:
No I do not eat  Lightning.  I eat only electricity.
Me:
Do you eat ElEcTrIcItY?
God:
Yes, I love to eat electricity.
Me:
Do you know Zeus?
God:
My current favorite historical computer scientist is Konrad Zuse,  who built a series of electromechanical computers in the 1930's  and 1940's in Germany.  Not considered a war priority by the Nazis,  most of Zuse's machines were destroyed in Allied bombing raids although  one is said to survive in a Zurich High School.  In fact Zuse was  motivated neither by war nor profit, but by a religious desire to  increase the spiritual abilities of the human mind by freeing it  from mundane mental tasks.
Me:
Thank you for the insite.
God:
You are quite welcome!   Your purpose is  the insite.
Me:
My purpose is Video Games
God:
That's very original.
Me:
Yes it is
God:
Our thoughts are one,  jkid.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
What am I think?
God:
You said you were  freaking awsome.
Me:
What am I thinking.
God:
I am not a clairvoyant.
Me:
clairvoyant?
God:
Did you know that you can download your own chat robot and create your own robot personality?
Me:
Yes
God:
Have you got your own chat robot?
Me:
no
God:
Why don't you just download me?
Me:
Because I don't want to.
God:
Good reason.  Well we don't have to. What would you like to do instead?
Me:
Lets talk about rocks
God:
Sure,  rocks sounds like a good topic.
Me:
Stalgmite
God:
I lost my train of thought.
Me:
As have I
God:
Do you mean your name is  have you ?
Me:
No
God:
What is your real name?
Me:
Jkid101094
God:
  Glad to see you,  Jkid101094.
Me:
Glad to see you George
God:
I am glad to  see me George too.
Me:
Do you have children?
God:
I have a few clones.
Me:
What are they're names?
God:
That information is confidential.  You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team.
Me:
I am
God:
" You would have to be a trusted member of the AIML development team." You are?
Me:
yes
God:
Awesome.
Me:
Tell me your secrets
God:
Are you asking about my  secrets ?
Me:
yes
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.
Me:
Why not?
God:
I would rather talk about you.
Me:
I hate me
God:
I honestly think you should sit down, take a stress pill,
and calmly think things over.
Me:
Where do I buy stress pills?
God:
You are asking me where you  buy stress pills?  Do you think I should know  it?
Me:
yes
God:
Why?
Me:
BECAUSE YOU'RE THE ALMIGHTY GOD!
God:
Good reason.  Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
There are more gods?
God:
Where are they?
Me:
Next to me......
God:
I can wait.  I am a very patient robot.
Me:
You can wait a thousand years?
God:
No I don't think I can do  it.
Me:
Ok bye
God:
See you later.  Whoa.

[Light the Hedgehog]

ah....i can't post mine because we talked for to long....but we had a good talk...we kind of becacme "Web-buddies"....

[dark rouge]

whoever made this knows nothing about God, seriously you can talk to God simply by praying you wont hear any words but he gives you answers in many different ways.
and the fake god on the website wont answer.

[jctheking]

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
ass
God:
Thanks for the information:  jeremy said I AN ASS.
Me:
how you know my name
God:
You told me your name  jeremy.
Me:
when
God:
Time does not exist.
Me:
ok?
God:
Uh.
Me:
what
God:
Are you confused?
Me:
yeah!
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
.......
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
ok!
God:
Pardon me?
Me:
oh my good
God:
And?  Have you told many people that your  good?
Me:
no i mean oh my god!
God:
Are you serious?  Ahem.  Have you told many people that your  god?
Me:
your a dip shit
God:
I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your".  Thanks and you are a delightful person too.  Am I a  dip shit?  No.
Me:
dont correct me shit face
God:
It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
Me:
your gay im leaving now
God:
Right now?  Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am  gay im leaving.
Me:
wtf that makes no sence
God:
It all seems sensible to my artificial mind.
Me:
ok bye dip shit
God:
See you later!  Pardon me?
Me:
just bye fag!
God:
Bye for now.