Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

What's your least favourite Pokemon?

I'm gonna assume you picked your words carefully and mean which pokemon is at the bottom of my list of favourites.

And that would be Staraptor.

How's the weather in Jamaica in this time of year?

Chilly in the evening, burning in the day.

[Elija2]

If you had $50 to spend on a present for me, what would you get me?

[Hakudamashi]

Assuming we're still miles apart so I can only get you something digitally...

Prolly a Nintendo E-Shop card.

[Elija2]

Assuming you could ship anything to me for free.

[Hakudamashi]

A sweater.

[Elija2]

What kind of sweater?

[Hakudamashi]

A red fluffy one.

[Elija2]

Do you like Resident Evil?

[Hakudamashi]

Same situation as Fire Emblem

I like the characters, can't get into the games.

The only game in the franchise I liked and played all he way to the end is Revelations on PC.

[Elija2]

WHY DIDN'T YOU GET IT ON 3DS SO WE COULD PLAY TOGETHER??

[Hakudamashi]

I'm sure context clues would inform you it was cause I wasn't interested

The better question is why did I get Revelations at all.

[Elija2]

Maybe because you wanted to warm up your RE skills before you buy RE6 and play it with me.

And what do you like about the characters?

[Hakudamashi]

70% perverted reasons

30% cheesy reasons.

[Elija2]

So you don't even give a shit about the characters, you just think that they look hot. Is it the same thing with Fire Emblem?

[Hakudamashi]

So you don't even give a shit about the characters,

30% cheesy reasons.

Get the fuck out.