Fuck. Get me on this bandwagon to hell.

[Darkyellowz]

Ask this shit nipple anything. That's right. Anything.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite brand of socks?

[Hakudamashi]

Who the fuck are you?

[Elija2]

Who the fuck are you?

It's Flanders Carlet.

[Darkyellowz]

What's your favourite brand of socks?

Bonds.

Who the fuck are you?

Darkyellowz

It's Flanders Carlet.

Carlet Sander.

[jkid101094]

He only posts here so I can't retcon his claim on me. *shot*

[Darkyellowz]

He only posts here so I can't retcon his claim on me. *shot*

Shut up and get back to the basement. Your stripper pole is there, not here.

[Elija2]

Why was it so easy for you to claim jkid?

[Darkyellowz]

Why was it so easy for you to claim jkid?

Because.
First.

[jkid101094]

Shut up and get back to the basement. Your stripper pole is there, not here.

*wimper*

Why was it so easy for you to claim jkid?

Because Jeexx left and I announced that I was free on the chat.

[Darkyellowz]

It's also because I secretly have a love for Jkid.

[Hakudamashi]

Not so secret now is it?

[Darkyellowz]

Not so secret now is it?

Shit. Don't tell the FBI.

[jkid101094]

They already know.

[Darkyellowz]

They already know.

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.

[Hakudamashi]

That's alot of fucks

[Darkyellowz]

That's alot of fucks

That I'm not givin'

[Elija2]

Because Jeexx left and I announced that I was free on the chat.

I didn't know you were so easy.

[Hakudamashi]

And you still couldn't win him over.

[Elija2]

This is a massive blow to my self-esteem.

[Hakudamashi]

Nothing a little porn can't fix.

[Elija2]

Nothing can fix this.

[Darkyellowz]

She's mine now. And you can't do anything about it.

[Hakudamashi]

Keep telling yourself that.

[Darkyellowz]

I will.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite smell?

[Darkyellowz]

The smell of your tears.

[Elija2]

That's not very nice.

[Darkyellowz]

Tana won't let me be nice. Or she'll slap my butt.

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

How old are you now?

[Darkyellowz]

16 when the 25th of Jan roles around.

[Elija2]

Tana won't let me be nice. Or she'll slap my butt.

So the order of ownership here is:

Tana > You > jkid

Am I correct?

[Darkyellowz]

So the order of ownership here is:

Tana > You > jkid

Am I correct?

Correct. Tana is my boss, and I'm the owner of Jkid.

[Elija2]

Then who is Tana's boss? And who is jkid the owner of?

[Darkyellowz]

Then who is Tana's boss? And who is jkid the owner of?

Tana has no boss, and Jkid is nothing more than a sweet lovable pet.

[Elija2]

Define "sweet" and "lovable".

[Elija2]

Out of all of the "Ask ____ Anything!" threads, which one is your favourite?

[Darkyellowz]

Define "sweet" and "lovable".

check a fucking dictionary.

Out of all of the "Ask ____ Anything!" threads, which one is your favourite?

This one.

[Elija2]

check a fucking dictionary.

Obviously your definitions are different because I certainly wouldn't associate the words "sweet" and "lovable" with jkid.I'm joking jkid, don't hurt me.

[Hakudamashi]

Buuuuuuuuuurn.

[Darkyellowz]

Obviously your definitions are different because I certainly wouldn't associate the words "sweet" and "lovable" with jkid.

you fuckin' wot matie?

[Elija2]

If you could put your penis in one person with no negative consequences, but they'll forget all about you afterwards, who would it be?

[Darkyellowz]

If you could put your penis in one person with no negative consequences, but they'll forget all about you afterwards, who would it be?

You. <3

[Elija2]

You. <3

Aww~

...hey!

[Hakudamashi]

ghey.

[jkid101094]

Obviously your definitions are different because I certainly wouldn't associate the words "sweet" and "lovable" with jkid.I'm joking jkid, don't hurt me.

You're just jealous because you missed your chance to claim me.

[Elija2]

You're just jealous because you missed your chance to claim me.

I don't see how my seething jealousy is relevant to this at all.

[Darkyellowz]

Ladies, ladies. There's enough Darky Barky to go around.

[Elija2]

This forum has given me nothing but heartbreak. I'll never find true love here.

[Darkyellowz]

You already have. You're talkin' to 'em. It's Wind.

[Elija2]

Yay~~

See jkid, at least some people have good taste.

[Darkyellowz]

That's why Wind doesn't own Jkid.

[Hakudamashi]

I don't own alot of things.

[Elija2]

Why would want to own jkid?

[Hakudamashi]

Owning a human life can prove to be useful.

Now imagine owning a goddess.

[Darkyellowz]

Why would want to own jkid?

Because I secretly love her.

Owning a human life can prove to be useful.

Now imagine owning a goddess.

What are you, a slave trader?

[Hakudamashi]

Only in my spare time.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite movie?

[Darkyellowz]

What's your favourite movie?

Jkid's naked body.

[Hakudamashi]

Pics or it doesn't exist.

[Ye Olde Swagfag]

have you ever performed fellatio on an eskimo

[Elija2]

Jkid's naked body.

Are all of your answers gonna involve jkid?

[jkid101094]

Pics or it doesn't exist.

You have pictures of it.

[Elija2]

Am I the only one who doesn't have pictures of jkid's naked body!?!?!?

THANK GOD

[Hakudamashi]

You have pictures of it.

shush.

[Ioshyriku]

Why is Jkid considered the forum whore?

[jkid101094]

I'm the closest thing to a girl.

[Hakudamashi]

Gross.

[Elija2]

If only more of us were gay.

[Darkyellowz]

have you ever performed fellatio on an eskimo

Probably.

Why is Jkid considered the forum whore?

Because we need someone to call a whore, or the universe implodes.

Are all of your answers gonna involve jkid?

Yes. Jkid.

[Elija2]

If you could get your own love pillow, who would be on it?

[Darkyellowz]

If you could get your own love pillow, who would be on it?

Jkid. Uh... I guess... Curly Brace, from the Cave Story series.

[Elija2]

Would you install a discrete hole in the love pillow for...lovemaking?

[Hakudamashi]

How was your Christmas holiday?

[Darkyellowz]

Would you install a discrete hole in the love pillow for...lovemaking?

No. I honestly wouldn't. Like. That shit creeps me out. Fine with dry humping. But fucking inserting your dick and ejaculating into a pillow you're gonna be hugging? Fucking hell dude.

How was your Christmas holiday?

Terrible.

[Elija2]

Would you dry hump Curly's face?

[Darkyellowz]

Would you dry hump Curly's face?

Why wouldn't you?

[Hakudamashi]

Terrible.

Wut happened?

[Darkyellowz]

Wut happened?

I get jelly easily. </3

[Elija2]

You can always hump your pillow when you're feeling down.

[Darkyellowz]

You can always hump your pillow when you're feeling down.

Nah. I put my head on that shit.

[Elija2]

Hey, you answered your own question.

Would you dry hump Curly's face?

Why wouldn't you?

Nah. I put my head on that shit.

[Hakudamashi]

I get jelly easily. </3

Would you get Jelly if I told you you smell?

[Elija2]

Would you get Jelly if I told you you smell?

Enough of these hurtful insults.

[Hakudamashi]

I'm sorry.

[Elija2]

Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to Flanders.

That's my new name for Flandre Scarlet and there's nothing he can do about it.

[Darkyellowz]

Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to Flanders.

That's my new name for Flandre Scarlet and there's nothing he can do about it.

B-but... I'm Darky...

[Elija2]

You shouldn't have changed your username to something that sounds a million times less cool.

[Darkyellowz]

You shouldn't have changed your username to something that sounds a million times less cool.

It was when Tana changed her name to Remilia Scarlet

[Elija2]

Was there a Scarlet fever going around?

[Hakudamashi]

There's always scarlet fever.

Scarlet is a beautiful colour.

[Darkyellowz]

Fuck if I know this shit.

[Hakudamashi]

What do you know?

[Darkyellowz]

What do you know?

Fist's metal crackin'.

[Hakudamashi]

Sounds painful.

[Darkyellowz]

Sounds painful.

When isn't anything painful?

[Hakudamashi]

When they're not.