Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

The plumber.

[Elija2]

When you're jerking off to porn do you time your climax to the girl's orgasm or do you just let it out whenever?

[Hakudamashi]

Whenever.

[Elija2]

What was the first time you were really impressed by a game's graphics?

[Hakudamashi]

Kingdom Hearts.

[Elija2]

Which Resident Evil game are you gonna start playing first?

[Hakudamashi]

Dunno.

[Elija2]

Would you like me to help you decide?

[Hakudamashi]

No.

[Elija2]

Now that your exams are over, when are we finally gonna be able to play something together?

[Hakudamashi]

You had a chance last night.

[Elija2]

That was Mario Kart 7. There's still SpeedRunners, Dead Island, Borderlands 2, Worms, and now Resident Evil 5 and 6 that we have to play!

[Hakudamashi]

You are eerily pumped about this.

[Elija2]

I just really want to play a game with my good friend Haku.

[Elija2]

Hey Haku, I finished playing Shantae: Risky's Revenge. Now you have to finish playing Jet Set Radio. Or you could just play Resident Evil 6 with me, either is fine. Personally I would go with the latter, but that's just me.