Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

Why didn't you warn me about a possible black screen issue?

[Elija2]

Why didn't you warn me about a possible black screen issue?

Because I didn't know about it?

So the game didn't boot up at all?

[Hakudamashi]

It booted up
But then it just stayed on a black screen after I was asked if I wanted to send information to Capcom or some shit.

[Elija2]

It booted up
But then it just stayed on a black screen after I was asked if I wanted to send information to Capcom or some shit.

Did you try saying no?

[Hakudamashi]

I tried both options.

[Elija2]

Did you try verifying the game cache?

[Hakudamashi]

Don't spout standard procedure bullshit like I'm some kind of child.

And yes, I did.

[Elija2]

Well, I don't know! Maybe you should just keep waiting at the screen?

At least you waited this long to play it so you can't get a refund. >:)

[Hakudamashi]

That I can't.
Oh well.

[Elija2]

That just means you can't give up! It's a fun game, I promise!

[Hakudamashi]

Or I can play Resident Evil Revelations again and stare at Jill's ass.

[Elija2]

The girls in RE6 have hotter asses.

Plus you could always just mod Jill's ass into the game.

[Hakudamashi]

But Jill's ass doesn't make me have to put up with a black screen.

[Elija2]

The black screen probably goes away eventually. It'll be worth it.

[Hakudamashi]

Except it won't.
I'd have to re-install
Ain't nobody got time fo dat.