How to play:
Person A: 5 ran after 6.
Person B: 5 ran after 6 because 7 ate 9.
Person C: 7 ate 9 because <insert reason here>.
So let's start. I woke up at midnight.
"you woke up at midnight because you had to pee."
(Is the eternal dragon Ioshyriku playing this game right?)
(Yes you are.)
I had to pee because I drank too much Pepsi at KFC.
I drank so much Pepsi because I ordered too much chicken.
I ordered too much chicken because that's what black people do.
Black people do that because Twerking is fun
Quote from: KPOPSTAR on June 22, 2013, 07:24:49 PM
Black people do that because Twerking is fun
(You just HAD to include twerking, didn't you? >.>)
Twerking is fun because you can see someone workin' dat ass.
You need to see someone workin' dat ass because you can't afford a real stripper.
You can't find a real stripper because you're a moralfag.
You're a moralfag because you had good values beaten into you as a child.
You had good values beaten into you as a child because your parents actually gave a darn about you.
Your parents actually gave a damn about you because they are good people
They're good people because the Jehova's Witnesses harassed them to gunpoint until they listened.
Janova's witness harassed them because they had sad sex
This isn't awkward.
They had sex because they were horny.
They were aroused because they saved money on their car insurance by switching to Geico.
They switched to Geico because Flo is a bitch.
Flo is a betch because she lied about Progressive.
She lied about Progressive because she wanted to keep her Jew money all to herself.
She wanted to keep her jew money because jew