YO MOMMA :D

[JetTheHawk]

Put yo momma jokes here ;P

yo mommas so dumb when i saw her outside in her car full of shit dirt and trash all around and she hogging the wheel i asked her what the hell she was doing she was like "Its gotta keep me riding dirty!"

[HereAndThere]

Yo mammas so fat that you can't breath when she's near you!

[HMS7]

yo mamma is so fat she eats big macs like they are m&ms

[Chaos Swissroll]

Your momma's so sweaty that she need a ventilation system inside her!

[HMS7]

yo mamma is so stupid she thought jarjar came with pickelspickels

[Kirby]

Yo Mamma's so stupid she had you.

[TheGameNinja]

Yo mama so fat she went swimmin it the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world.

[Sonic360]

Yo mama so fat they had to get 4 ambulances and 3 towtrucks just to take her across the street.

[JetTheHawk]

Corny jokes ppl >_>

[Gamerdude]

Yo momma is so fat, when the U.S ran out of nukes to fire, they droped here from a plane onto the enemy.

[dark rouge]

corny jokes
yo momma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide off the basement window

[jman]

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scarler it spined round and round

[Chaos Swissroll]

Yo momma's so fat that she needed ten black hawk helicopters and two jet fighters to get her off ground for 5 cm.

[Kirby]

Yo mamma is so ugly, she entered an ugly pageant and they said "sorry, no professionals!

[Chaos Swissroll]

Yo momma is so....stupid, that she didn't go on a diet.