YO MOMMA :D

[JetTheHawk]

Put yo momma jokes here ;P

yo mommas so dumb when i saw her outside in her car full of shit dirt and trash all around and she hogging the wheel i asked her what the hell she was doing she was like "Its gotta keep me riding dirty!"

[HereAndThere]

Yo mammas so fat that you can't breath when she's near you!

[HMS7]

yo mamma is so fat she eats big macs like they are m&ms

[Chaos Swissroll]

Your momma's so sweaty that she need a ventilation system inside her!

[HMS7]

yo mamma is so stupid she thought jarjar came with pickelspickels

[Kirby]

Yo Mamma's so stupid she had you.

[TheGameNinja]

Yo mama so fat she went swimmin it the ocean and Spain claimed her as the new world.

[Sonic360]

Yo mama so fat they had to get 4 ambulances and 3 towtrucks just to take her across the street.

[JetTheHawk]

Corny jokes ppl >_>

[Gamerdude]

Yo momma is so fat, when the U.S ran out of nukes to fire, they droped here from a plane onto the enemy.

[dark rouge]

corny jokes
yo momma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide off the basement window

[jman]

Yo mama so fat that when she stepped on a scarler it spined round and round

[Chaos Swissroll]

Yo momma's so fat that she needed ten black hawk helicopters and two jet fighters to get her off ground for 5 cm.

[Kirby]

Yo mamma is so ugly, she entered an ugly pageant and they said "sorry, no professionals!

[Chaos Swissroll]

Yo momma is so....stupid, that she didn't go on a diet.

[HMS7]

yo mammma is so fat she got on the scale and saw here phone number

[Jordan teh Echidna]

Yo momma's so fat that people run a 1-lap 28 mile marathon around her for charity.

[JetTheHawk]

 ur moms so stupid when i tried driving around her i ran out of gas

[Kirby]

Ur moms so stupid she'd trip over a cordless phone.

[NiGHTS]

your moms so hairy when she gave birth to you, you almost died of carpet burn

[Chaos Swissroll]

Yo momma is so fat that when she became a cannibal, we all died before 2012!

[Mystic]

Yo mamma so fat she sit next to everyone she yelled "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!"

[TheGameNinja]

"Yo mamma so fat she sat next to everyone, they yelled "D-AMN!!!!!!!!!!"

fixed

[JetTheHawk]

Yo mamma so fat she sit next to everyone she yelled "DAMN!!!!!!!!!!"

lol fail

fixed

XD

[Kirby]

your mamma's so desperate, she made JetTheHawk look straight!

[TheGameNinja]

your mamma's so desperate, she made JetTheHawk look straight!

Ooooh, BURN!!!

[JetTheHawk]

your mamma's so desperate, she made JetTheHawk look straight!

LOLWUT

ur moms so stupid when she hugged your dad she lost him

[denslat]

all ya mommas so fat they got on the back of the bus and made it do a wheelie, then some  

[JetTheHawk]

lame

[denslat]

your momma so fat she has small planets orbiting her

[Ioshyriku]

yo mamma's so fat that she breaks all the floors even in places she's neva' been before

[JetTheHawk]

your momma so fat she has small planets orbiting her

still lame

[Ioshyriku]

still lame

mine's lamer

yo mamma's so fat that she breaks all the floors even in places she's neva' been before

[denslat]

your mammas so genetically f'd up when you came out they couldnt figure out what end they were supposed to slap
in the end they got it wrong and smacked your butt

[Mystic]

LAMEEEE


Yo mamma so fat she went to six flags she farted a bomb out and all said F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NiGHTS]

your mums so fat she has more spare tires than quickfit


your mums so fat she has more chins than a japanese phonebook

[denslat]

LAMEEEE


Yo mamma so fat she went to six flags she farted a bomb out and all said F***!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

was that your big come back?

god thats the worse yo mamma joke I have ever heared it makes no sense!

correction: Your mommas so fat, she went to the six flags weight reduction program and gained a stone

to this day scientists across the world are still puzzled by her

[dark rouge]

all these jokes are lame
your momma is so fat when she jumped off the empire state building everyone thought it was a solar eclipse

[Kirby]

You Fail.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she saw you and called you her twin.

[JetTheHawk]

all these jokes are lame
your momma is so fat when she jumped off the empire state building everyone thought it was a solar eclipse

agreed lol

You Fail.

Yo Mamma's so ugly she saw you and called you her twin.

You fail lol

[Chaos Swissroll]

Shut the fuck up bitchessss~all of you

Yo momma's so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

[JetTheHawk]

Shut the fuck up bitchessss~all of you

Yo momma's so fat, When she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

lol

[Chaos Swissroll]

lol

Yo momma's so fat that she got her own area code!

[Kirby]

Yo mamma's so ugly, she made you look good...

[Chaos Swissroll]

Yo mamma's so ugly, she made you look good...

man you already used it on jet...

Yo mama so fat that she would have been in E.T, but when she rode the bike across the moon, she caused an eclipse.

[sonicthebitch]

watch this

[wazup]

Yo mama so fat, that when she jumped for joy she got stuck

Yo mama so fat, that she has to wear two separate watches each hand with 2 different times because she fits in two time zones.

Yo mama so ugly, that even NARUTO don't believe it!!!

Yo mama so fat.......

[BadnikHunter]

Yo momma's so stupid, when an orange juice box said "FROM CONCENTRATE" she started staring at it.

[wazup]

Yo mama so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

[BadnikHunter]

Yo mama so stupid, she traded in her car for gas money.

I gotta admit, that one actually managed to make me laugh.

[CradledEggle]

Yo mamas so fat, her emergency contact number is wendy's
yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air,
yo mama is so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton, cuz it said "Concentrate"

[wazup]

Yo mamas so fat, her emergency contact number is wendy's
yo mama is so fat she jumped and got stuck in the air,
yo mama is so stupid, she spent 20 minutes staring at the orange juice carton, cuz it said "Concentrate"

No offence, but me and Badnik just said one of those jokes.

[CradledEggle]

No offence, but me and Badnik just said one of those jokes.

so?

Yo mama is so dumb, she through a rock at the ground, AND MISSED

[wazup]

Yo mama so fat that when the weather man said it was chilly outside, she came out with a spoon and a bowl.

[117EWAN]

Yo mamma so FAT fat albirt said DAAAWWM!!!!

[wazup]

Yo mama so stupid, SHE CHEAT OFF A RENDEL'S TEST!!!

[sonicrules112]

Yo Mamma So Fat When She Sat On The Toilet It Went ABCD Get Your Fat ass off of me!

[wazup]

yo mama so ugly, that one day King Kong called, and asked,"Ummm........ can i have my costume back?........

[117EWAN]

yo mama so ugly she made fredy cruger look good

[Stark]

yo mama's so stupid she thinks a string quartet is four people playing tennis

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma so ugly that she has to wear a mask so ppl would become sudial......if she can afford 1! XD

[wazup]

YO MAMA so stupid, she sold her house to pay off the MORTGAGE!!


SNAP

[TrueSilverWolf]

Yo Momma so fat she use the ring of saturn as a hula hoop

[Kirby]

Yo mamma so stupid, she doesn't know how to fail a test.

[wazup]

Yo mama so old, when i told her to act her own age, she died.

[samjar]

Corny jokes ppl >_>

yo momma so poor when she came in the front dorr of your house she came out the back

[wazup]

yo mama so stupid, when the weather man said it was chili outside, she came outside with a spoon and a bowl.

[Kirby]

Yo Mamma's so hairy, the zoo said "Sorry, you look too real for us"

[Falzar102]

XD

[Jazz Nova]

Yo momma so fat that she comes in three sizes, Large, Extra Large and OHMYGOSHTOOBIG!

[Falzar102]

 

[Jazz Nova]

You momma so dumb that she sent you to the store to get eggs, milk and a pack of condoms so she wouldn't make the same mistake again!

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is so fat she uses the ring of saturn as a hula hoop

[SuperSonic23]

Yo momma's so dark, she blends in with the night.

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is so big the universe is her pupil in her eye

[SuperSonic23]

Yo momma is so big the universe is her pupil in her eye

Yo momma's liek a library, she's open to the public.

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is so ugly she has to keep a mask on so ppl dnt comend suedice(idk how u spell it so shut up)

[sonic2278]

yo momma is so hairy,every body thought she was a gorila

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is so poor she bought a candy bar for her life savings, if she can afford it

[Jazz Nova]

Yo momma sooo stupid that she couldn't name a number in pi!

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is such a loser that when she went to sonic zone forum she thought it was about the restrant!

[Proto_Blaze]

see... your mom is what i like to call "lumber material", shes flat as a board and easy to nail
your mom is like a hardware store... 50 cents a screw

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Hahahahaha! good one! its like this one: I do ur mom.......a favor......TO MAKE U!!!!....a sandwich

[Proto_Blaze]

yo mama is like the village bicycle, everyone gets to ride
yo mama is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
(im too afraid to go into the "good jokes" as i dont want to get banned)
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
yo mama so dirty she got dandruff in her eyebrow
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

thats all for now

[Jazz Nova]

Yo momma so fat that after 1 year of Nutrisystem for Women...
Well, she gets on the biggest loser and the scale shows my phone number!

[SuperSonic23]

Yo momma's so fat, when she saw a school bus roll down the street, she said, "STOP THAT TWINKY!!!".

[Jazz Nova]

Yo momma so fat that she ate the sun in one gulp, asking for our moon as "the sun had a little kick"

[xSalashawty]

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the toilet it said ABCDEFG, GET YOUR FAT-cencorship^^-OFF OF ME
~~~~Yo momma so fat that when she fell off a bench no one was laughing~~but the ground was cracking up.

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

yo momma is so stupid she broke the tv trying to get the ppl out!!!