Off-Topic Game =3

[jkid101094]

So, i'll post a topic. Then someone will make a post relating to that topic. The point of this game is to see how far off-topic we can trail.

Here's an example if the topic was Mario:

Poster 1: He eats shrooms and is a plumber.

Poster 2: Shrooms are drugs, and drugs are bad.

etc....

Still don't get it? You'll get it after awhile.


So the topic is:

Sonic the Hedgehog! Let's see how Off-Topic we can be! :3

[Dracoslythe]

(You mean like our usual supposed-to-be-non-off-topic-off-topicness?  xD)

Hedgehogs don't stand 3 feet tall.
Or on two legs, for that matter.
@-@

[jkid101094]

(You mean like our usual supposed-to-be-non-off-topic-off-topicness?  xD)

Hedgehogs don't stand 3 feet tall.
Or on two legs, for that matter.
@-@

(pretty much. I knew you'd post the moment you saw this. xD)
Sonic doesn't look like a Hedgehog either....

[Dracoslythe]

Hedgehogs look like pincushions.  x-x

[jkid101094]

Speaking of pincushions, some at my school once jabbed a sewing needle through their finger...ow... >.<

[Dracoslythe]

Ow.  @-@
Sounds similar to my blood glucose testing.
@-@

[Gamerdude]

I hate getting poked by needles like when I have to get a shot at the doctor or something like that.

[jkid101094]

I hate getting poked by needles like when I have to get a shot at the doctor or something like that.

Reminds me of this:

[Dracoslythe]

WAIT WAIT.
I'M WRONG.
YOU HAVE.
CRABS

[jkid101094]

WAIT WAIT.
I'M WRONG.
YOU HAVE.
CRABS

:0
I must tell the world!

[Dracoslythe]

lol that reminds me of this shirt of this local seafood place.
it makes a crabs joke.  rofl

[jkid101094]

lol that reminds me of this shirt of this local seafood place.
it makes a crabs joke.  rofl

A sex joke at a family restaurant? Tsk, Tsk, what has America become? xD

[SuperSonic23]

Ow.  @-@
Sounds similar to my blood glucose testing.
@-@

You have diabetes, Kay?

[jkid101094]

You have diabetes, Kay?

OFF TOPIC!...Oh wait...xD

[Dracoslythe]

You have diabetes, Kay?

Yeppers, sure do.

[SuperSonic23]

Yeppers, sure do.

Oh yeah I forgot! Too much Zelda on my mind lately. Speaking of which, I found replicas of the Master Sword, Hylian Shield, and the Ocarina of Time.

[jkid101094]

"Kinky sex on the coffee table."

^Best topic ever^

What does that have to do anything?

A sex joke at a family restaurant? Tsk, Tsk, what has America become? xD

[Dracoslythe]

Pants off, on the table, now.


holy shit I'm finding it hard to stay off topic.  xD

[jkid101094]

Pants off, on the table, now.


holy shit I'm finding it hard to stay off topic.  xD

Not now, they're all watching....0.0

Isn't it funny how we can't go off-topic when off-topiness IS the topic? xD

[JetTheHawk]

james off topic williams died today

[Gamerdude]

Isn't it funny how we can't go off-topic when off-topiness IS the topic? xD

Now that...is funny.
so is this

[Dracoslythe]

Like Kyo-Cat<3

[SuperSonic23]

Pants off, on the table, now.


holy shit I'm finding it hard to stay off topic.  xD

Can I go next after Jkid?

[Gamerdude]

speaking of cat...



cute xD

and no SS12 you can not :p

[jkid101094]

Can I go next after Jkid?

My reaction:

O.o
o.O
o.o
O.O
0.0
:0
8o
xD

[SuperSonic23]

speaking of cat...



cute xD

and no SS12 you can not :p

FALCON PUUUUUNCH

[Dracoslythe]

WTF-BOOM

[jkid101094]

OMFG! I AM WEEGEE!

[Dracoslythe]

Weegee + Creepachu = @-@

[Elija2]

Knock knock.

[Dracoslythe]

Come on in~
We got the bar in the back,
the strippers in the back back, and the darts right here.

[Gamerdude]

Woot! Darts! *goes to them*

[SuperSonic23]

I'm having a kinky sex business. Who wants some? Girls only! XD

[jkid101094]

I'm having a kinky sex business. Who wants some? Girls only! XD

You sir, have Draco syndrome. *Orders Eggman to chop your penis off*

[Hakudamashi]

What is wrong with these people?

[jkid101094]

What is wrong with these people?

*Hides butcher knife behind his back*

[Hakudamashi]

Knives are used to cut things

[Elija2]

What is wrong with these people?

Everyone has turned into perverted sweaty nutsacks.
Finally a world where I don't get made fun of for liking hentai...except I don't look at it anymore.

[Hakudamashi]

Everyone has turned into perverted sweaty nutsacks.
Finally a world where I don't get made fun of for liking hentai...except I don't look at it anymore.

mentiroso

[jkid101094]

Finally a world where I don't get made fun of for liking hentai...except I don't look at it anymore.

o.o
I do...............................nawt. lol

[Elija2]

mentiroso

no u

[Hakudamashi]

My favourite character is a hentai character named Daiskue

no u

no u

[Elija2]

My favourite character is a hentai character named Daiskue

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisuke_Matsuzaka

You sick fuck.

[SuperSonic23]

*takes Master Sword and slashes Eggman's head and stabs Jkid in the stomach*

[jkid101094]

*takes Master Sword and slashes Eggman's head and stabs Jkid in the stomach*

No, u. >:U

[Gamerdude]

Hey quite down you two. i'm trying to have a drink here *is at bar drinking a soda*

[Hakudamashi]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Daisuke_Matsuzaka

You sick fuck.

no this guy in the middle


but good try though 

[SuperSonic23]

No, u. >:U

*does Cloud Strife's strongest limit break, Omnislash, on Jkid*

[Elija2]

no this guy in the middle


but good try though 

I see. Those two girls next to him are pretty attractive but...

[JetTheHawk]

lakers winning against the mavericks, 50-49

[jkid101094]

I see. Those two girls next to him are pretty attractive but...

*takes the blondie*

[Hakudamashi]

I see. Those two girls next to him are pretty attractive but...

not only is he the greatest pimp that ever lived(sinced he literally has shagged EVERY woman on the f*cking ISLAND!) but he's also the BOSS!

*takes the blondie*

whatever,the pink haired one is better

[Elija2]

not only is he the greatest pimp that ever lived(sinced he literally has shagged EVERY woman on the f*cking ISLAND!) but he's also the BOSS!

I'm so jealous.

whatever,the pink haired one is better

I bet she is.

[jkid101094]

whatever,the pink haired one is better.

Nu uh...
Not when you have a blond fetish.

[SuperSonic23]

*takes the pinkie* XD

[Elija2]

Nu uh...
Not when you have a blond fetish.

Nice to know what you jerk to.

[jkid101094]

Nice to know what you jerk to.

o.o
And for the record I didn't notice the pictures before I posted the link...NEVER USING WIKIPEDIA AGAIN.

[Elija2]

o.o
And for the record I didn't notice the pictures before I posted the link...NEVER USING WIKIPEDIA AGAIN.

Yeah, I happen to find jock sniffing really disturbing.

[jkid101094]

Yeah, I happen to find jock sniffing really disturbing.

*removes link*
Now please remove the pic before I puke all over the topic......

[Elija2]

*removes link*
Now please remove the pic before I puke all over the topic......

Don't worry, we're almost at the next page.

[Hakudamashi]

I'm so jealous.

I bet she is.

damn straight

Yeah, I happen to find jock sniffing really disturbing.

as do I

[Rancid946]

you can't spell "odor" without "rod" backwards.

[ChaosDazer]

Rods?

Mhhmmmmmm....Carbon Rods

[samjar]

(pretty much. I knew you'd post the moment you saw this. xD)
Sonic doesn't look like a Hedgehog either....

it is plain wrong

[Dracoslythe]

Just like stalking.  >U

[jkid101094]

Draco and Rendel both stalk me...it's scary. o.o
On Deviant Art. lol

[Dracoslythe]

Draco and Rendel both stalk me...it's scary. o.o
On Deviant Art. lol

Know what else is scary?
The fact that I've been sneaking on my computer for days, hardly got any work done in my room, and my parents still haven't noticed.  xD

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

HMS7 AND LEVI HAVE MY PHONE NUMBER!

[jkid101094]

Know what else is scary?
The fact that I've been sneaking on my computer for days, hardly got any work done in my room, and my parents still haven't noticed.  xD

Knock on wood. Know that you said that they'll catch you. D=

[Dracoslythe]

Knock on wood. Know that you said that they'll catch you. D=

I did ALMOST get caught, but I'm a pro at this; I just played it off. :3

[jkid101094]

I did ALMOST get caught, but I'm a pro at this; I just played it off. :3

Is that a good thing? xD

[Dracoslythe]

Is that a good thing? xD

Yes 8D
In my little world of little-to-no morality, at least 8D

[jkid101094]

Yes 8D
In my little world of little-to-no morality, at least 8D

OIC. Can I visit your little world or do I need a plane ticket for that too?

[Dracoslythe]

OIC. Can I visit your little world or do I need a plane ticket for that too?

You can so visit, but the plane ticket is a plus; you get priority in. 

[jkid101094]

You can so visit, but the plane ticket is a plus; you get priority in. 

Ok, then. How do I get there? Magic carpet ride? 8D

[Dracoslythe]

Ok, then. How do I get there? Magic carpet ride? 8D

A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOORRRLLLLDDDDDD


-shot multiple times until she's a bleeding mass-

[jkid101094]

A WHOLE NEW WOOOOOOOORRRLLLLDDDDDD


-shot multiple times until she's a bleeding mass-

Don't you mean "mess"? xD
Aww hell. Looks like we gotta bury another one....*clones Kay for the 4097th time*

[Dracoslythe]

IT'S ALL AXL'S FAULT.
SEE.
DOESN'T HE LOOK SO FUCKING HOMICIDAL?

[jkid101094]

IT'S ALL AXL'S FAULT.
SEE.
DOESN'T HE LOOK SO FUCKING HOMICIDAL?

Yus, yus he does. >:U

[Dracoslythe]

Know what else is homicidal?


THE COMMENT QUESTION OF THE DAY  -shot-

[jkid101094]

Know what else is homicidal?


THE COMMENT QUESTION OF THE DAY  -shot-

Oh yeah? Well, um, err.....UR FAYSE! >:U

[CradledEggle]

BECAUSE THE DOG RAN AWAY BECAUSE OF THE MOON SAYING HELLO.

[jkid101094]

BECAUSE THE DOG RAN AWAY BECAUSE OF THE MOON SAYING HELLO.

Fuck the dog. >:U
I want the kittie. :3

[CradledEggle]

AND THEN THE WOLF WENT BOOM

[jkid101094]

AND THEN THE WOLF WENT BOOM

WTF BOOM? Or normal boom?

[Gamerdude]

WTF BOOM? Or normal boom?

Thats for you to figure out. :p

[jkid101094]

Thats for you to figure out. :p

Damn. I was hoping it wouldn't come to this...*steals Draco's greatbigbookofeverythingwitheverythinginside*

It was a WTF boom.

[Gamerdude]

I want one of those books. >:U That way I can figure out how to get a certain thing that I want. :3

[Dracoslythe]

Which might be...?
xD

[jkid101094]

Which might be...?
xD

Hmm....maybe I'll check it out for the same reason. :3
GIVE ME YOUR BOOK WOMAN! >:U

[Gamerdude]

Which might be...?
xD

What, your book can't tell you the answer to that one? xD

[Dracoslythe]

My book has the answer to all life's questions; it's not a mind readre xD

[jkid101094]

My book has the answer to all life's questions; it's not a mind readre xD

Mind ReadER E, then R. *is a total ass today*

[Gamerdude]

Mind ReadER E, then R. *is a total ass today*

No, its Mind Reader, not Mind ReadER. :p

[jkid101094]

No, its Mind Reader, not Mind ReadER. :p

I was making a bold statement. Shut up. >:U

:3

[wazup]

I wonder if the book can tell me if i will become emperor of the world.

[Gamerdude]

I was making a bold statement. Shut up. >:U

:3

No I will not shut up. >:U
And if most know what I want, it a *duck taped*
:X

[jkid101094]

No I will not shut up. >:U
And if most know what I want, it a *duck taped*
:X

A pizza? 8D

[Gamerdude]

A pizza? 8D

*can not talk*
:X

[jkid101094]

*can not talk*
:X

Oh, I know! You want me to show everyone how well you sing. >:3

[Gamerdude]

Oh, I know! You want me to show everyone how well you sing. >:3

*rips duck tape off*
Yeow!!
Don't. You. Even. Dare!!! >:U

[jkid101094]

*rips duck tape off*
Yeow!!
Don't. You. Even. Dare!!! >:U

xD
That's what I thought. xDDD

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Lol SING SING SING!

[Falzar102]