Can I Just Draw Your Attention to How Cute Peach is in Smash 4

[jkid101094]

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Seriously, look at her. What man could resist giving her all of the huggles? None, I tell you. None.



Seriously, why sully those gorgeous hand when she can kick your ass with hers...? Link needs a sword to be a man but the only thing Peach needs is her ass.



Look at her stretch. She doesn't give a fuck. Come at her with your guns, swords and Pikmin and she'll just rub her ass in your face.



She doesn't even give a fuck about her crown either. Probably has 1000 more back home.



Seriously I just think she pulls this shit to look cute.



Even the fucking Villager is jizzing his pants and all she fucking did was spin. Imagine if he saw the nude hacks.



You know if I worked at the castle I'd be her meat shield too 'cause fucking look at her.



The only reason people came to watch this fucking thing.



Still looks cute in the 3DS version.



Look at her. She just fucking radiates adorable.

LOOK AT HER.

And that is why Peach is fucking superspecialamazingawesomespectacularcouldbeattimatmariopartyanydayfuckchancetimeradiantly adorable.

Thank you for your time.

[shadowDOESrock]

Its almost like they used the exact same model from Brawl and put more colourful textures on 'em.


Oh wait

[jkid101094]

Its almost like they used the exact same model from Brawl and put more colourful textures on 'em.


Oh wait

Nope. Fuck you. New model.

[shadowDOESrock]

Nope. Fuck you. New model.

And CoD Ghosts runs on a new engine.

[jkid101094]

Well while it's not super apparent, look at the picture of Villager, Peach and Link. See how the left flap on her dress is doing that little clipping error thing? It clearly has animated bones and is, at the very least, a separate polygon from the dress.

Now let's take a look at her Brawl model, shall we?



As you can see her dress is all one texture. It's just a cone shaped polygon with some bones to bend it it odd places. Good enough to make it look natural, but not quite good enough to have that level of detail.

So I ask you, Mr. Kyo. If this is truly the same Peach model...







...then how does the left flap move independently of the dress?

[shadowDOESrock]

I love you.

[jkid101094]

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[TheGameNinja]

Glad she's back, I use her a lot. I like the new art direction on her more than some other characters.

[jkid101094]

Still can't get over how pretty she looks. I'm going to get better with her in Brawl and Melee so I can jump straight into using her in the new games.

[Hakudamashi]

According to Miiverse, she and Mario are getting married... Even though the ring is on the wrong finger...

[SmashFinale]

She's not staring at you either.

[jkid101094]

She is clearly about to shove a turnip up his ass.

[Hakudamashi]

She's about to query him about his gay earrings.

[jkid101094]

There goes Peach being adorable again.

[Hakudamashi]

What is even at the back of his head to fiddle withOMGTOONLINKISINSSB4YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

But then, who have they removed from the Roster? D=

[SmashFinale]

What is even at the back of his head to fiddle withOMGTOONLINKISINSSB4YYYYYEEEEEESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!

But then, who have they removed from the Roster? D=

ZELDA. MUHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

[jkid101094]

Still adorable.

[SuperSonic23]

I can admit, Peach looks cute in SSB4. But, Rosalina looks smexier! xP

[jkid101094]

There, this topic's integrity has been restored.



Silly Peach. That's not how you play baseball~

[Elija2]

Silly Peach. That's not how you play baseball~

I hope this is a really subtle joke.

[Hakudamashi]

There, this topic's integrity has been restored.



Silly Peach. That's not how you play baseball~

Something's not right here...

[shadowDOESrock]

Something's not right here...