Ask Haku all of the things.

[Hakudamashi]

The time I was a parkouring squirrel.

[Elija2]

Was it fun?

[Hakudamashi]

Well I was adorable, so there's that.

[Elija2]

How are your exams coming along?

[Hakudamashi]

Fuck off.

[Elija2]

I'll take that to mean they're going well.

How much do you tip when you're at a restaurant?

[Hakudamashi]

I normally tip $300JA
That's like, $3USD

[Elija2]

There's no percentage amount that you usually stick to? What if you're only getting a $6 sandwich?

[Hakudamashi]

When you said restaurant I thought you meant fine dining.

Well no, I don't normally tip people.

[Elija2]

I mean like any place where a waiter/waitress serves you your food.

[Hakudamashi]

I don't really eat as such places, but when I do, I give a tip of $300JA.

[Elija2]

If you could go to any planet in the galaxy, which planet would you go to?

[Hakudamashi]

Earth.

[Elija2]

Wow, you're no fun.

When Nintendo stop making handheld consoles, will you start playing games on your smartphone?

[Hakudamashi]

No.