Ask Haku all of the things.

[Elija2]

Jesus, that got dark quick. You wanted to kill yourself just because people saw you shit yourself? When was this?

[Hakudamashi]

Well it wasn't the reason, it was a bunch of things.

It was waaaaay back in like, 3rd Grade.

[Elija2]

You attempted suicide in 3rd grade? Shit sucked that bad?pununintendedThis got dark so I'm gonna change the subject.

What's your favourite game developer that's no longer around?

[Hakudamashi]

Well I dunno if they're still making games or not, but the dev team that made the 4 .Hack games

[Elija2]

They're still around so pick again.

[Hakudamashi]

Are the guys that did Mark of Kri still making games?

[Elija2]

Why are you asking me? Look it up yourself.

But the answer is yes so pick again. AREN'T YOU LUCKY THAT ALL OF YOUR FAVOURITE DEVELOPERS ARE STILL AROUND.

[Hakudamashi]

It is pretty lucky ain't it?

Yuji Naka is still around, so is Masahiro Sakurai and Nomura...

Hideki Kamiya, Ninja Theory, Naughty Dog,  Sucker Punch, Media Molecule, Arc System Works, they're all still around...

This is more difficult to answer than I thought...

[Elija2]

Could this be...THE IMPOSSIBLE QUESTION???

Just say Gunpei Yokoi so we can move on.

[Hakudamashi]

Agreed.

[Elija2]

If the only people left on Earth were you and your relatives, would you have sex with one of them to keep the human race alive?

[Hakudamashi]

Depends on alot of things, but the immediate answer is no.

[Elija2]

What's your favourite movie?

[Hakudamashi]

I gots alot

But off the top of my head, my immediate answer is the Rurouni Kenshin live action movie from 2012
But that's largely due to watching it fairly recently.

[Elija2]

What's your least favorite game that you've beaten?