Girls Explain the Best Parts About Being a Guy

[jkid101094]

Spoiler: There are no good parts.

[Elija2]

Wow, being a guy is awesome! I don't know why you'd ever want to be a girl!

[Meme Master Flex]

Before I went into this, I knew I was going to hear babies and periods.

And I wasn't disappointed.

[Ioshyriku]

I am proud to be a man! But, I wouldn't mind if babes take advantage of me, not necessary after drinking since I don't do that, but still.
Girls have it easy.

Well not really take advantage, but you know...

[Hakudamashi]

Y'know another awesome thing about being a guy?

We can afford to wear the same underwear for days.

[Elija2]

Y'know another awesome thing about being a guy?

We can afford to wear the same underwear for days.

We can!?!?

I've been changing my underwear every day like an idiot!

[Hakudamashi]

We can

The only fluids we need to worry about are pee and sperm, which takes months upon months of constant exposure before we get sick from them, and also they don't start to stink until like, 2 weeks.

Women on the other hand, have blood, and other vaginal fluids flowing out of them on a daily basis, they have to change their panties everyday or they'll get sick, and it stinks, really bad.
And don't get me started on when they're having their period.

[Elija2]

I guess I never considered wearing crusty underwear to be one of the best parts of being a guy.

[Hakudamashi]

Take it more to mean it's not the end of the world if you forget to do the laundry.

[Ioshyriku]

But it's harder to clean.

[Hakudamashi]

Noone is going to see it
And those that do see it won't care.

[Elija2]

And those that do see it won't care.

If I'm about to have sex with a girl and she sees my shit-stained underwear, she'd probably care.

[Hakudamashi]

Doesn't matter had sex.

[Elija2]

Doesn't matter had sex.

Does matter, didn't have sex because she's grossed out by my undies.

[Hakudamashi]

Eli, let's be real here.

If you're serious enough to have a girlfriend
1). You wouldn't be wearing your shitstained underwear when you decide to hang out with her
2). You'd probably make sure you're always clean in the first place so you wouldn't have shit-stained underwear for her to find.

If you do, then good on her for leaving your disgusting ass.

[shadowDOESrock]

What is this conversation
Why are you guys even



why

[Elija2]

It wasn't a shit stain, I just sat on a cookie. :[

[Hakudamashi]

What is this conversation
Why are you guys even



why

Why not?

It wasn't a shit stain, I just sat on a cookie. :[

Wouldn't it be on your pants?

[Elija2]

Wouldn't it be on your pants?

I wasn't wearing pants.

[Hakudamashi]

You couldn't bother to just wash off a cookie stain? And then decide to wear that same underwear when she comes over?

What is wrong with you?

[Elija2]

I didn't know it left a stain because I couldn't see my butt.

[Hakudamashi]

How did you even leave a cookie in a place where you can sit on it?

[Elija2]

I left it on my couch because I was gonna finish it later but I accidentally sat on it.

[Hakudamashi]

Do you not have a table? Or desk? Anywhere?
a fridge? A cupboard maybe?
Even on top of a dresser.
Literally, anywhere else.

And what kind of weak-ass stomach to you have to have to not be able to finish a cookie?

[Elija2]

I left it there because I had to take a quick phone call.

[Hakudamashi]

You need both hands to answer the phone?

[Elija2]

I also had to write something down while taking the phone call.

[Hakudamashi]

And to do that, you need a desk yeah?
The same desk you coulda put the cookie.

[Elija2]

No, I just used my couch as a writing surface.

The same couch I put the cookie.

[Hakudamashi]

Is the phone on the couch too? do you live in a couch?

Hell, before all of this

The girl can't tell the difference between a shit-stain and a cookie spot?

[Elija2]

My phone was on the couch. I don't live in a couch, I live around a couch.

She couldn't tell the difference because it was a double chocolate chip cookie.

[Hakudamashi]

If your phone is on the couch, then why did you get up?

If you sat on the cookie, the spot would appear bright on the outside, a shit-stain would be bright on the inside and dull from the outside for obvious reasons.


...
Real talk for a sec
If you meet a woman that really can't tell the difference
Run
And don't look back.

[Elija2]

This made-up story has gone on for longer than it should have.

[Hakudamashi]

Another great thing about being a guy?
We only need friction to get off.
Women need to get in the mood.

[Elija2]

Another great thing about being a guy?
We only need friction to get off.
Women need to get in the mood.

Well we kinda need to get in the mood too, otherwise our dicks would be too limp to get off.