(http://puu.sh/btB07/2cb88296d6.png)
Okay, just wondering.
...
Wait, what!?
KyoxEli confirmed. Ring 'em up, Miles.
If Elija is Chinese Canadian, I swear that it's just coincidence.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 07:24:11 AM
If Elija is Chinese Canadian, I swear that it's just coincidence.
suuuuuuure it is.
Well I'm Canadian so close enough.
But seriously, what was that Chinese Canadian thing about?
It's a thing.
I totally would if he were a girlQuote from: Elija2 on September 10, 2014, 09:08:49 AM
But seriously, what was that Chinese Canadian thing about?
That means there's quite a bunch of cross-breed asian/caucasians...
Which means
(http://puu.sh/btQAa/d376c6705c.jpg)
Although she's old now.
Plus, they're probably all uber-nice since they're canadian!
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 10:27:11 AM
I totally would if he were a girl
But I'm not even Asian!
Hey jkid, how much does a sex change cost again?
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 10:27:11 AM
Plus, they're probably all uber-nice since they're canadian!
Hey, not all Canadians are uber-nice. Take me for example.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 10:27:11 AM
I totally would if he were a girl
You're desperate enough to fuck anything with a vagina.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 10, 2014, 10:47:25 AM
Hey jkid, how much does a sex change cost again?
Somewhere in the field of $20,000 to $80,000 IIRC.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 10, 2014, 11:53:50 AM
Somewhere in the field of $20,000 to $80,000 IIRC.
Oh...
Well, I didn't want to be a girl anyway.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 10, 2014, 10:47:25 AM
Hey, not all Canadians are uber-nice. Take me for example.
If you're a mean Canadian, then Canada must be the nicest place on earth.
Well look at Gel and Shyguy.
T'was my point.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 10, 2014, 11:53:50 AM
You're desperate enough to fuck anything with a vagina.
Nah, just humans. Sexy humans. With actual vagians. Not those operated "fake" ones.
That just looks gross.
Also not black vaginas. Black vaginas look like they're rotten.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Also not black vaginas. Black vaginas look like they're rotten.
You're a black vagina.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Also not black vaginas. Black vaginas look like they're rotten.
What the fuck man?
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Also not black vaginas. Black vaginas look like they're rotten.
Jesus christ, dude.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 10, 2014, 08:59:13 PM
Nah, just humans. Sexy humans. With actual vagians. Not those operated "fake" ones.
That just looks gross.
Also not black vaginas. Black vaginas look like they're rotten.
Wow, you made me like you even
LESS, which is quite a feat considering I didn't like you much in the first place.
o.o Do not judge a vagina by its colour
unless it's blue
because one would probably need to see a doctor about that.
but no really
if that's your opinion, fair enough...but saying it like it's fact is a bit much, isn't it? D8
oh yeah I forgot you guys arent into that kind of humour
Quote from: moonlight-echidna on September 11, 2014, 10:30:05 AM
o.o Do not judge a vagina by its colour
unless it's blue
because one would probably need to see a doctor about that.
That's racist to Na'vi people. And Navi.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 14, 2014, 01:14:12 AM
oh yeah I forgot you guys arent into that kind of humour
Oh, haha, now I get it. Black vaginas are gross. That's a joke. I originally didn't notice because jokes are supposed to be funny or clever and not disgustingly offensive.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 14, 2014, 05:41:58 AM
Oh, haha, now I get it. Black vaginas are gross. That's a joke. I originally didn't notice because jokes are supposed to be funny or clever and not disgustingly offensive.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off-color_humor
As I said, I forgot you guys are not into that kind of humour. There is a lot of 'offensive' humour.
Besides, I'm black myself.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 14, 2014, 06:13:47 AM
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Off-color_humor
As I said, I forgot you guys are not into that kind of humour. There is a lot of 'offensive' humour.
Besides, I'm black myself.
Yeah, if I didn't find the joke funny it must be because I don't get that kind of humour, and not because it was a terrible joke.
And black people can still be racist towards other black people.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 14, 2014, 06:42:56 AM
Yeah, if I didn't find the joke funny it must be because I don't get that kind of humour, and not because it was a terrible joke.
It is a terrible joke because you're not into that kind of humour. I don't laugh at everything either.
I dont laugh at Adam Sandler Movies, though most people do. Does that make his jokes terrible? In my eyes, sure. But that's because I'm not into that kind of humour. The same applies to you.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 14, 2014, 06:50:50 AM
It is a terrible joke because you're not into that kind of humour. I don't laugh at everything either.
I dont laugh at Adam Sandler Movies, though most people do. Does that make his jokes terrible? In my eyes, sure. But that's because I'm not into that kind of humour. The same applies to you.
No, I think there is such thing as objectively terrible jokes and that was definitely an example of one.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 14, 2014, 06:13:47 AM
Besides, I'm black myself.
That doesn't mean a goddamn thing .
Quote from: Elija2 on September 14, 2014, 07:42:53 AM
No, I think there is such thing as objectively terrible jokes and that was definitely an example of one.
No, there no such a thing as an objectively bad joke. Jokes are always, with no exception, subjective.
Most of you probably wouldnt find 'What do you call a flying jew? Ash.' funny either. (I know jkid doesnt.)
I've done that (the vaginal one) joke before, but only around people I know won't cry about things being offensive, with great results. I literally just forgot that you guys arent into these kind of jokes.
Offensive jokes are a thing, and they have been a thing since a while now.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 16, 2014, 04:19:19 AM
Offensive jokes are a thing, and they have been a thing since a while now.
Even though I hate these kinds of jokes I will admit that Kyo is right on this one. Take it from the forum comedian.
I thought you were the goddess.
I'm a lot of things.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 16, 2014, 04:19:19 AM
No, there no such a thing as an objectively bad joke. Jokes are always, with no exception, subjective.
Most of you probably wouldnt find 'What do you call a flying jew? Ash.' funny either. (I know jkid doesnt.)
I've done that (the vaginal one) joke before, but only around people I know won't cry about things being offensive, with great results. I literally just forgot that you guys arent into these kind of jokes.
Offensive jokes are a thing, and they have been a thing since a while now.
I don't think you understand what an offensive joke is. There was no humour in your post. It was offensive just for the sake of being offensive. That's not comedy.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 12:32:24 PM
I don't think you understand what an offensive joke is. There was no humour in your post. It was offensive just for the sake of being offensive. That's not comedy.
Comedy is a subjective thing.
We didn't find it funny.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 12:32:24 PM
I don't think you understand what an offensive joke is. There was no humour in your post. It was offensive just for the sake of being offensive. That's not comedy.
Then enlighten us on what comedy is.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 16, 2014, 12:45:03 PM
Then enlighten us on what comedy is.
As the King of Komedy, I'll gladly enlighten you all on the nuances of comedic humour.
It's when something is funny.
It is funny
Just not to us.
If a person finds it to be funny, they have a bad sense of humour.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 01:05:25 PM
As the King of Komedy, I'll gladly enlighten you all on the nuances of comedic humour.
It's when something is funny.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 01:14:04 PM
If a person finds it to be funny, they have a bad sense of humour.
I can't tell if you're being sarcastic or if against all odds you are somehow being serious.
If it's the later you are definitely proving the point I made earlier.
"I'll fuck anything but black vaginas because they look rotten" is not something that can ever be construed as funny. What's the joke? Where's the punchline? Only an insane person would laugh at that sentence. That's not comedy.
Not all jokes need to have a punchline you tit. Some people could consider the entire joke the punch line because the statement is just so absurd. You saying, "Well if someone laughs at it they're morons" only makes you look like a pompous dickbag.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 16, 2014, 01:49:49 PM
Not all jokes need to have a punchline you tit. Some people could consider the entire joke the punch line because the statement is just so absurd. You saying, "Well if someone laughs at it they're morons" only makes you look like a pompous dickbag.
Oh, so any racist statement can be a joke if you make it absurd enough.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 02:17:34 PM
Oh, so any racist statement can be a joke if you make it absurd enough.
Any racist statement can be a joke PERIOD.
It all depends on the audience and we are not the audience for that sort of humor.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 16, 2014, 02:20:00 PM
Any racist statement can be a joke PERIOD.
It all depends on the audience and we are not the audience for that sort of humor.
Um, no, that's crazy. If I say "All black people deserve to be lynched" then that can not be construed as a joke in any way.
Who is the audience for that sort of humour? Racists?
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 02:34:53 PM
"All black people deserve to be lynched"
That is not a joke
First of all "Black vaginas look rotten."
Fruits and vegetables more often than not look black when they're rotten.
There's a corelation, a root, a relateable aspect, something to make you go "I get it".
"All black people deserved to be lynched"
That's a statement with no room to ponder what else it could mean.
Quote from: Hakudamashi on September 16, 2014, 02:43:10 PM
That is not a joke
First of all "Black vaginas look rotten."
Fruits and vegetables more often than not look black when they're rotten.
There's a corelation, a root, a relateable aspect, something to make you go "I get it".
"All black people deserved to be lynched"
That's a statement with no room to ponder what else it could mean.
Huh. Wind actually explained it better than I could. That's new.
What do I win?
all black people deserve to be lynched
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 16, 2014, 04:19:19 AM
'What do you call a flying jew? Ash.'
i'm sorry but i actually laughed out loud
Quote from: Hakudamashi on September 16, 2014, 02:43:10 PM
That is not a joke
That was the point.
And seriously? Rotten fruits are black, therefore black vaginas are rotten? What kind of a joke is that?
You do realize that almost all stereotypes have a "root", right? Black people are dirty because of their brown skin colour. Arabs are terrorists because of 9/11. Are these clever jokes? No, they're racist statements. Sure, there's something that makes you go "I get it" but that doesn't mean they're funny.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 03:21:47 PM
That was the point.
And seriously? Rotten fruits are black, therefore black vaginas are rotten? What kind of a joke is that?
You do realize that almost all stereotypes have a "root", right? Black people are dirty because of their brown skin colour. Arabs are terrorists because of 9/11. Are these clever jokes? No, they're racist statements. Sure, there's something that makes you go "I get it" but that doesn't mean they're funny.
you would have a heart attack if you were in our daily skype calls...
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 03:21:47 PM
You do realize that almost all stereotypes have a "root", right?
At this point I'm surprised you know that.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 03:21:47 PM
Sure, there's something that makes you go "I get it" but that doesn't mean they're funny.
What is it going to take for you to realize that different people find different things funny? I bet you know that the reason you laugh at jokes in the first place is because it's a reaction your body has to the unexpected. If we're having a conversation about flowers and I make a racist comment you're probably going to do one of two things:
A). Get offended.
or
B). Laugh because you were caught off guard.
Not everyone is going to do both and they might even have different reactions, but not a soul fits a mold that says, "OK, this is a joke and now you will laugh at it."
Also don't forget that we're on the internet. All we have is text. We can't give inflection in our voices to make a better delivery and it's honestly really easy to forget that.
Anyway my point is that comedy is more than just a written rule. It takes different strokes for different folks and while you can say, "You have a bad sense of humor" all that says is that you think your opinion of humor is better than everyone else's which is a fucking stupid argument.
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Quote from: Celery on September 16, 2014, 03:27:24 PM
you would have a heart attack if you were in our daily skype calls...
I'm starting to think he should join the Tumblr Social Justice Warriors.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 03:21:47 PM
And seriously? Rotten fruits are black, therefore black vaginas are rotten? What kind of a joke is that?
One from your colour TV
And noone will get that.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 16, 2014, 03:43:04 PM
What is it going to take for you to realize that different people find different things funny?
I know that different people find different things funny, I'm arguing that Kyo's joke was a bad one. Humour is subjective, but only to an extent. It's like saying that there's no such thing as bad movies. Sure, someone can enjoy a bad movie, but it's still a bad movie.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 16, 2014, 03:43:04 PM
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I'm starting to think he should join the Tumblr Social Justice Warriors.
i already thought he was a sjw
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 04:05:18 PM
I know that different people find different things funny, I'm arguing that Kyo's joke was a bad one.
You sure weren't making that clear.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 04:05:18 PM
Humour is subjective, but only to an extent. It's like saying that there's no such thing as bad movies. Sure, someone can enjoy a bad movie, but it's still a bad movie.
See now this I don't agree with at all. There is no written rule that says that if X movie does Y things wrong that it's bad. The very concept of something being good or bad is based entirely on opinion and I see a lot of people that seem to forget that. It doesn't matter if the majority agree or whatever other reason you have. If there isn't a flatout answer than it's opinionated. I mean, let's think of things that could make a movie bad, shall we?
Bad Acting
Bad Writing
Bad Music
There are definitely more but looking at them they all share one trait; they're all based on opinion. If someone wants to say Sonic '06 is an amazing game than that's his opinion. He shouldn't have to say that it's a bad game that he likes just because the majority agree that it's bad. You can like things that you think are bad, for sure, but at the end of the day what it all comes down to is opinion.
Getting back to the topic of humor the same exact thing applies. If Wind tells a joke that I think is racist that doesn't make it a bad joke or even not a joke at all, it makes it a bad joke IN MY OPINION. I feel like arguments like this only happen because people forget that there's a very big difference between the two.
Nothing is inherently bad. It's just against the popular opinion.
honestly this whole topic is hilarious to watch because of how much of a white knight Elijah is like holy shit
(http://www.quickmeme.com/img/02/0222eb3ae962297c3027f929f22dd270fa575408ea5274d50643e0b38dbe0174.jpg)
Totally relevant.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 16, 2014, 04:22:39 PM
See now this I don't agree with at all. There is no written rule that says that if X movie does Y things wrong that it's bad. The very concept of something being good or bad is based entirely on opinion and I see a lot of people that seem to forget that. It doesn't matter if the majority agree or whatever other reason you have. If there isn't a flatout answer than it's opinionated. I mean, let's think of things that could make a movie bad, shall we?
Bad Acting
Bad Writing
Bad Music
There are definitely more but looking at them they all share one trait; they're all based on opinion. If someone wants to say Sonic '06 is an amazing game than that's his opinion. He shouldn't have to say that it's a bad game that he likes just because the majority agree that it's bad. You can like things that you think are bad, for sure, but at the end of the day what it all comes down to is opinion.
Getting back to the topic of humor the same exact thing applies. If Wind tells a joke that I think is racist that doesn't make it a bad joke or even not a joke at all, it makes it a bad joke IN MY OPINION. I feel like arguments like this only happen because people forget that there's a very big difference between the two.
Nothing is inherently bad. It's just against the popular opinion.
I mean, if you want to be pedantic then yes, nothing in the universe is objectively bad. An asteroid crashing into the Earth and wiping out humanity isn't objectively bad because, hey, humanity kinda sucks.
But I don't believe that. I believe that movies can be objectively bad, I believe that games can be objectively bad, and I believe that jokes can be objectively bad.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 16, 2014, 04:35:16 PM
I mean, if you want to be pedantic then yes, nothing in the universe is objectively bad. An asteroid crashing into the Earth and wiping out humanity isn't objectively bad because, hey, humanity kinda sucks.
But I don't believe that. I believe that movies can be objectively bad, I believe that games can be objectively bad, and I believe that jokes can be objectively bad.
Well I do believe that, so I guess this entire thing is just a clash of opinion. Nothing really more to it than that.
Well, I apologise for the joke if I offended anyone here.
I don't think everything subjective, but humour certainly is.
I mean, you must hate South Park, no?
Also also: You can be sure that the more away you move from Canada, the more racist jokes are going to get. And I mean it. Not a lot of countries are as openly multicultural as you lovely guys are.
Especially in Western Europe, jokes you consider 'offensive' are basically the most widespread kind of joke. (This excludes the UK.)
The further you move away from Canada, the alcohol consumption rate goes up.
Let me include Brazillian-Asians to the list with Canadian-Asians.
(http://puu.sh/bSKdm/d5267b7331.jpg)
So basically Anything-Asians are hot to you.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 29, 2014, 05:53:13 AM
So basically Anything-Asians are hot to you.
I know that's the case with me, I dunno about Kyo.
Quote from: Elija2 on September 29, 2014, 05:53:13 AM
So basically Anything-Asians are hot to you.
Nah
I'd actually have to poke a jkid and say blonde / blue-eyes all the way.
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 29, 2014, 07:36:44 AM
I'd actually have to poke a jkid and say blonde / blue-eyes all the way.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6W07hmCGV0 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6W07hmCGV0)
Quote from: Crystal Candy on September 29, 2014, 07:36:44 AM
Nah
I'd actually have to poke a jkid and say blonde / blue-eyes all the way.
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