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Started by xSalashawty, November 21, 2010, 10:13:46 AM

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xSalashawty

originated from MSN

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Ok It's like this.

Screw the ____ I have doughnuts.
Screw the doughnuts I have hookers
Screw the hookers I got whores.
etc
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I'll start.

Screw the rules I got bisexuals

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

screw the sexualy confused people i got screws

Rigged

Screw the rules, I have green hair

xSalashawty

Screw the green hair I whip mine back and forth

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

darkness shadow

screw whippy hair i have pr0nz
supa emeraldz

thnx rival, again
shineh emeraldz =D

xSalashawty

Screw the pr0nz I got free live pr0nz

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Fiamonder

Screw the pr0nz, I have a girlfriend.

First try at making a sig, It's decent.


Rigged

Screw the girlfriend, I have the internet

xSalashawty

Shit I can't screw a mod's GF

but I haz an awesome guy

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

kdawg265

screw cable i have video games

xSalashawty

Screw video games I got internetz

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Rigged

Screw the internetz, I has 3d games

xSalashawty

Screw the 3d games I have 4d games

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Fiamonder


First try at making a sig, It's decent.


Rigged

Screw the pizza... I have.. uhh... 8D games... yeah..

xSalashawty

Screw the games I haz cake

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Rigged

Screw the cake, it's a lie

xSalashawty

Screw the lie I got pie

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

Screw the pie, i got tacos

PWND

xSalashawty

Screw the tacos I can go to Taco Bell

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

screw taco bell, mexico is taco paradise

xSalashawty

Screw taco paradise, I can bite people and it's better than tacos


Kappaaaaaaaaachuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu


Nya~~That's better

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Jazz Nova

Screw biting people, I'm Seto Kaiba and "Screw the rule, I have money" is MY LINE.
Kay?
Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

Supersonic196

screw your line, i got a burrito! with nacho cheese and sour cream, and perfectly seasoned chicken!
(i prefer beef tho, nonetheless tasty)

Jazz Nova

Screw your burrito b/c for a reason I'm not saying.
Why?
Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

xSalashawty

Screw your children's cardgame addictions. I got better stuff

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

screw yo' betta stuff, i got a gangsta chimp

xSalashawty

Screw the Gangster chip I haz rulez-shot-

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

screw the rulez, i have money! and im stealing kaiba's line

xSalashawty

Screw money, I got whores.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

Screw the whores i got a robot pirate


and their theme song!

xSalashawty

screw the pirates I have a Tobi

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

Screw the tobi (no offence) i have a arm

xSalashawty

Screw the arm I have a body

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

Screw the body, i have a japanese weapon

xSalashawty

Screw the weapon Im a vampire

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Supersonic196

screw the vampires, i got enchilladas

Jazz Nova

Screw the enchalads, I have Brooklyn Rage
Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

xSalashawty

Screw the Brooklyn Rage I have pure rage. HOWABOUTACUPOFRAGE?

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Jazz Nova

Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on November 21, 2010, 07:07:41 PM
Screw the Brooklyn Rage I have pure rage. HOWABOUTACUPOFRAGE?
Screw pure rage, I have a Brooklyn accent
Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

xSalashawty

Screw the accent I used to live there. (is serious)
btw, you said nyeah wrong if you're trying to do a cat :3.
NYAAAAAAAAAA

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Jazz Nova

Screw living there, I have a hot sister
Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

darkness shadow

screw your hot sister i'm in college at the time of writing
supa emeraldz

thnx rival, again
shineh emeraldz =D

kdawg265

screw taco bell i got kfc

darkness shadow

you're supposed to screw what i have >=U

screw KFC, i have Mc donalds
supa emeraldz

thnx rival, again
shineh emeraldz =D

Fiamonder

Screw McDonalds, I have a fridge

First try at making a sig, It's decent.


xSalashawty

Screw your fridge I can get my man=whores in the kitchen to make stuff for me<3

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

~Bubblicious~

Screw your man-whores, I have cooking skills

xSalashawty

Screw your cooking skills( sorry Tobi D: ) I got food.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

~Bubblicious~

Screw your food (lawl) I have a cellphone

xSalashawty

Screw your phone I got an itouch with texting and all these things.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

Jazz Nova

Screw iDon't, Droid Does.
Thanks, firestar and kirbysoul, respectively

xSalashawty

Screw your Driod I have your MSN.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

jkid101094

Screw MSN, I have Forums.


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

~Bubblicious~

Screw the forums, I have soda pop.

xSalashawty

Screw the soda pop I got a sextoy.

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

jkid101094

Screw the sex toy...wait...yeah, I'm happy with just that.  ::)

But I have Hart Corp. :P


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

xSalashawty

~don't~screw Hartcorp I got money

Are you lookin' at me fruitcake? I don't need a date.
Click me.

~Bubblicious~

SCREW THE MONEY I HAVE RULES!!!

jkid101094

Screw the rules, I have jkid.  ::)


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

MetaRL123

Screw yourself, I have gotten laid.
DO A BARREL ROLL!


~Bubblicious~

Quote from: MetaRL123 on November 25, 2010, 04:28:38 AM
Screw yourself, I have gotten laid.
Screw getting laid at way too young of a fucking age, I DON'T have an STD

MetaRL123

#62
Screw not having a STD, I has mudkipz to protect me from cancer.
DO A BARREL ROLL!


jkid101094

Screw cancer fighting mudkips, I have pills. :P


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

MetaRL123

Quote from: jkid101094 on November 25, 2010, 04:35:03 AM
Screw cancer fighting mudkips, I have pills. :P

Offtopic: I just admitted you pwned me HAAAAAARD D:
Ontopic: Screw pills, I have moar pills.
DO A BARREL ROLL!


~Bubblicious~

Screw moar pills, Louis always has more.

MetaRL123

Screw Louis having more pills, I have PILLS HERE!
DO A BARREL ROLL!


~Bubblicious~

Screw your pills there, I have a sodapop :3

jkid101094

Screw your Soda Pop, I have Lemonade. :P


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

~Bubblicious~

Quote from: jkid101094 on November 25, 2010, 04:47:13 AM
Screw your Soda Pop, I have Lemonade. :P
Screw your lemonade, I have the power to divide by 0.

MetaRL123

Screw having the power to divide by 0, I can fly! :D
DO A BARREL ROLL!


jkid101094

Screw your ability to fly, I have gender confusion.

...

waitwut?


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

MetaRL123

Quote from: jkid101094 on November 25, 2010, 04:53:07 AM
Screw your ability to fly, I have gender confusion.

...

waitwut?

Screw your gender confusion, I can tell what gender of males, to females, TO ALIENZ and other stuff that can exist.
DO A BARREL ROLL!


jkid101094

Screw your...
QuoteI can tell what gender of males, to females, TO ALIENZ and other stuff that can exist.
...that. I have Microsoft Sam. :P


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

MetaRL123

Screw Microsoft Sam, I has ROFL Copter.
DO A BARREL ROLL!


jkid101094

hahahahahahahahahahahasoisoisoisoisoisoisoisoi

Screw the rofl copter I can give bjs in the bathroom.


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

MetaRL123

Screw having bjs in the bathroom, I can do a barrel roll!
DO A BARREL ROLL!


jkid101094

Screw doing a barrel roll, I can't let you do that, Starfox.

*failpost*


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

DatzAmorayEX

Screw doing that, Starfox, i've got Star Wolf!
"Aw Shaddup! Don't order me around ya pile of scrud metal!"
"Hey, calm down. Or else you're going to have to take a time out in the corner."

MetaRL123

Quote from: DatzAmorayEX on November 25, 2010, 06:11:11 AM
Screw doing that, Starfox, i've got Star Wolf!

Screw having Star Wolf, I have Star Wolf.....WITH A SCOUTER!
DO A BARREL ROLL!