K, I just got hit on by 2 girls a bit ago, and I must say they had an interesting pick-up line... It was "I lost my number, can I have yours?"
So I'm just curious, what pick-up lines have you heard or said?
Nerdiest pickup line ever: You make my floppy disk become a hard drive.
Old one: you must be tired cause you were runnin through my mind all day
To the girl that said that to me: welcome to 2009, we all heard that before
Quote from: Dark Tails on May 20, 2009, 03:44:03 PM
Nerdiest pickup line ever: You make my floppy disk become a hard drive.
I'm gonna try that one out, just to see how they react...
I haven't heard any first hand, but a guy in my Orchestra class has a shirt that says: "Conserve water. Shower with me."
Quote from: SonicFan47 on May 20, 2009, 03:56:15 PM
I haven't heard any first hand, but a guy in my Orchestra class has a shirt that says: "Conserve water. Shower with me."
Again, I'll use that to see how they react... But only once I move. I don't care if they think I'm a perv up there.
Quote from: annoyinglad on May 20, 2009, 03:58:10 PM
Again, I'll use that to see how they react... But only once I move. I don't care if they think I'm a perv up there.
Eek, the shower think will definately make them think pervert :P
Quote from: sonic fan003 on May 20, 2009, 05:02:48 PM
Eek, the shower think will definately make them think pervert :P
Yup, and I don't care for any of the people I'll be forced to put up with over there, so I'm gonna say it the first chance I get. I'll keep you guys filled in on how my cheeks and nuts are healing once I do...
Quote from: annoyinglad on May 20, 2009, 05:26:51 PM
Yup, and I don't care for any of the people I'll be forced to put up with over there, so I'm gonna say it the first chance I get. I'll keep you guys filled in on how my cheeks and nuts are healing once I do...
I should get my lol's ready...
Quote from: sonic fan003 on May 20, 2009, 05:40:59 PM
I should get my lol's ready...
I will be prepared to receive them... Any more lines anyone?
"Hey baby, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
that one always gives me a laugh :)
Alright, what you do is you lick your finger, tap someone's shoulder with that finger and say "Hey babe, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
My Grade 8 teacher taught me that one, surprisingly. :P
Oooo!
I just remembered a really cheesey one!
When they walk into the room, say "Is it just me or did it just get hotter in here?"
Quote from: SonicFan47 on May 21, 2009, 10:33:24 AM
Oooo!
I just remembered a really cheesey one!
When they walk into the room, say "Is it just me or did it just get hotter in here?"
Is it hot in here or is it just me 8)
Quote from: Elija2 on May 21, 2009, 09:13:52 AM
Alright, what you do is you lick your finger, tap someone's shoulder with that finger and say "Hey babe, let's get you out of those wet clothes."
My Grade 8 teacher taught me that one, surprisingly. :P
lmfao
ROFL
LOL
THAT IS SO FUNI.
Quote from: SonicFan47 on May 21, 2009, 10:33:24 AM
Oooo!
I just remembered a really cheesey one!
When they walk into the room, say "Is it just me or did it just get hotter in here?"
waaayyy too old man
"Teenage girls shouldn't be in a place like this"
Heard from the Simpsons.
Ok, here's another one I just read.
"When I saw you across the room I thought you're body was punching, but now I see that it's kicking."
And one more for confusing people:
"I'm a ninja." - SonicFan47
"Did I die and go to heaven? B/c you look like an angel." ::) Only one I can think from the top of my head... Only used it once... I'm not too fond of using pick up lines... They tend to have the opposite effect than what I'm looking ofr... :(
Quote from: jasongms1 on May 29, 2009, 05:56:53 AM
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STOP SPAMMING MOTHERF*CKER!!!!!!!! >:( >:( >:( >:(
Geez, another spam here?!? This is crazy!
this 15 year-old was hitting on me when i was 11!!!!!
she said:HAI SEXY!!!
me:(points at self)
15-year-old:CAN I HAVE YOUR NUMBER?? I LOST MINE, AND I NEED YOUR HELP WITH FINDING IT???
me:(rudes away on bike with cousin) *whispering* HOLY SH*T MAN!!! SHE WAS HITTING ON ME!!
What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My zipper!
I'm A Girl(And 13),So I Can't Really Guess Much,But I've Heard "Do You Believe In Love At First Sight,Or Should I Walk By Again?"
Quote from: bobart on May 30, 2009, 03:31:56 AM
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That has to be the worse pick up line ever, spammer.
I personally thought it was pretty good.
Pretty Good-ly terrible
Me: Is it hot in here or is just me?
Girls: It's gonna get even hotter in here!
Me: Whoo, Baby!
"If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap, and easy."
"Somebody call heaven,cause they're missing an angel"
Quote from: SonicLover25 on May 29, 2009, 10:56:11 AM
I'm A Girl(And 13),So I Can't Really Guess Much,But I've Heard "Do You Believe In Love At First Sight,Or Should I Walk By Again?"
Sorry to ruin your fun, but I don't believe in Love at First Sight. If you love someone as soon as you see them, that's more of a lust love rather than a true love. Think about it.
And that's not supposed to be a pickup line
Does anybody here [Guys] believe in the "Hi, I'm <Insert First and Last name>, But my nickname's <Insert nickname>. I <Insert career> for a living, and I think you look pretty good looking. Would you like to go out with me?"
I believe in that kind of responce.
Uh.....DANG! YOU GUYS TOOK THEM ALL! I'd never ask a girl out....im too shy....... ;)
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 14, 2009, 03:37:53 AM
Uh.....DANG! YOU GUYS TOOK THEM ALL! I'd never ask a girl out....im too shy....... ;)
same thing here my friend
Yay I have friends! :D
But when I say SHY I mean SHY to the point where my jaw is shut everywhere but at home. ;D
nah, im a bit to young to have a girlfriend. (6th grade cough cough) ::) lol but i dont think pick up lines work. dont use pickup lines... its totally lame.
Quote from: chet on June 14, 2009, 09:28:55 AM
nah, im a bit to young to have a girlfriend. (6th grade cough cough) ::) lol but i dont think pick up lines work. dont use pickup lines... its totally lame.
Your never too young to get laid
If you lived down here,you'll see what I mean :P
Quote from: blazerh44 on June 13, 2009, 05:37:39 PM
Sorry to ruin your fun, but I don't believe in Love at First Sight. If you love someone as soon as you see them, that's more of a lust love rather than a true love. Think about it.
And that's not supposed to be a pickup line
I do believe! And I'm in 6th grade! ;D
one of the worst pickup lines ever: I like your hat
Quote from: SuperSonic11 on June 14, 2009, 12:37:21 PM
I do believe! And I'm in 6th grade! ;D
Well hey I'm totally down with getting laid, but I wanna earn the woman's trust and let her let me do it. I don't wanna be lustful about it
if i could arrange the alfebet i'd put u & i toegether.
Quote from: nazo unleashed on June 18, 2009, 07:05:47 AM
if i could arrange the alfebet i'd put u & i toegether.
You learned that from Glen Quagmire.... :)
really old but if i could arrange the alphabet i'd put u and i together
this has has to be the worst pickup line ever! your hot,wanna have sex?
"GET ME A BEER!"