Puns place

[Lost Lone Key]

ok, why is this called pun place? for no one to post!!!!! XD
or, why are you smiling? Cuz your lips are upwards
or, why am i wierd joking? To make you all laugh!
or, why are these suposed to be jokes? this is a pun place 
or, why did i bring this post to an end? Cuz Sonic used Sonic Wind! ("Time to put this to an end, Sonic Wind!")
A good one! how come i still post cuz it says it is at end? I pressed down arrow!!!!
hy do i make no sense? I forgot my sensytive cream home!!

Why am I pissed? I hate school
Why are you here? Cuz its to funny to joke of you not beeing here.

[darkness shadow]

wat is the point of me being here when i got cookies 2 eat

[Mephiles]

Do you hate my pun? If so, I will pun-ish you!

[zapo]

WHY DO I ROCK WHEN I CAN'T ROLL..LAWL!!

[zapo]

why can't i live when you learn??LAWL!!!

[Lost Lone Key]

You all make no sense exepting i, ho kills whit death, i make a lot of sense, no? (like:"I'll kill you whit death!" "Imposible!" "I'll show you it is posible whit posibility!")

[Reaver77]

wat is the point of me being here when i got cookies 2 eat

Pfft. Brownies are way better than cookies. But the almighty donut with sprinkles reigns supreme over both.

[darkness shadow]

yummy doughnuts!!! and y have seven rings when u have only got 5 fingers on ur hand

[Lost Lone Key]

lol, did u ever thing rings from sonic games are donuts or dugar candy? mayde they eat them and when they are hit they open the mouts and loose them?

[Lost Lone Key]

Lawl ? what is lawl?

[Mephiles]

Different way to say LOL I guess.

[Lost Lone Key]

Why am I online?








(it was a joke)

[Lost Lone Key]

No more jokes = no more puns...... I am sad

[Lost Lone Key]

Man, bad jokes are never apprecied, huh? We shall se!

SUPER LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lost Lone Key]

Man, once instead of Shadic, i readed sadic, lol!!

[Claude_X]

Claude Clawed.

ha ha ha

[Mephiles]

I like my new custom title.

Anyway, Miles Prower = miles per hour.

[Lost Lone Key]

You could not resist to say an non sense joke about a tail?!! lol

[Mephiles]

You mean Tails? Then yeah, I just could not resist.

[Claude_X]

You mean Tails? Then yeah, I just could not resist.

I'm trying to figure out how it is nonsense.

[Lost Lone Key]

I made this topic 4 you ppl ho own good jokes to talk, not to wait for mr to put the jokes in your eyes!!!

[dariene]

Nice

[dariene]

Nice

[Hakudamashi]

R aping
O ld
F unky
L adies
^^

[Mephiles]

O      O
     >
__________

[darkness shadow]

no more puns= a awful world 2 live in

[SonicWind]

Boring jokes

[zapo]

howcome people go bye,but i always seem to flawk?(flawk means to  stay and sit there...)LAWL!!!!

[Dracoslythe]

If you suicide...

I WILL kill you.

[Gleech]

cat is a pun... (i call her 'bun' so i replaced bun with pun... lol... dont ask why i call her bun...)

[Lost Lone Key]

If you suicide...

I WILL kill you.

But I got an 3up!!!

[Hakudamashi]

But I got an 3up!!!

Then I will form the Spirit bomb bitch >:-)

[zapo]

LAWL does mean lol
   just like XD

[zapo]

if we have boring jokes,then,you make some LAWL jokes!!!!

[Lost Lone Key]

u are too LAWL 4 me!

[Gleech]

For Halloween, my family got a PUN-kin to carve! 

[Hakudamashi]

Super Smash Bros. Lawl

[Mephiles]

You can't spell "slaughter" without "laughter". Muahahaha!

[guppy]

Isn't puns and jokes the same thing

[Hakudamashi]

Isn't puns and jokes the same thing

a pun is a literal joke

[guppy]

O I didn't know there was a difference
thanks


60% of statistics are made up 90% of  the time.

[Dark Tails]

w8 is this real jokes or puns

well to be safe, ill do a real joke xD




Why Is Sex Like Riding A Bike?

1. You have to keep pumping if you want to get anywhere.

2. It's best to wear protective head-gear when going into unfamiliar territory.

3. You can do it with no hands, but it's best not to try it until you have a lot of experience.

4. It's easier to learn with the help of someone who has a lot of experience.

5. You can do it by yourself, but it's usually not as much fun.

6. It's usually hard to control your speed the first few times you try.

7. It's best to have a soft place to land.

8. You don't need any special clothing, but you can get some if you are really into it.

9. If you're with someone who is having trouble keeping up, it's usually best to slow down and wait for them.

10. Most people think it looks easy until they try it for the first time.

11. Once you learn, you never forget how.

12. If you fall off get right back on.

13. If you get a flat, try pumping it back up.

14. Remember to signal before you change direction.

15. Make sure that you've got a firm grip.

16. Sometimes it's nice to have a cushy seat.

17. Once you're over the top, you can just coast the rest of the way.

18. That's why some of them are called Mountin' Bikes.

[Hakudamashi]

what the bomboclaot o_O

[Dark Tails]

what the bomboclaot o_O

i really dont get the point of this thread, if its for real jokes or puns, so i did real joke

[Hakudamashi]

its for puns...I not too sure

[Dark Tails]

puns..... hmmm...... what puns do i know.....

ahh, screw that


Q: what does michael jackson and video games have in common?

A: they are both turned on by little boys



Guy 1:did you know michael jackson was at the mall

Guy 2: yeah, why

Guy 1: little boys pants were half off

[Hakudamashi]

Where do you hear this stuff XD

[Dark Tails]

Where do you hear this stuff XD

alota places...

[darkness shadow]

erm... the internet, where we hear about everything

[Dark Tails]

erm... the internet, where we hear about everything

i only got the sex is like riding a bycycle from the internet

rest i got from other places

[Hakudamashi]

damn man you type fast

Super Mario GAYLEXY!!!!!

[darkness shadow]

do i? i never noticed, and SAVE THE EARTH, it's the only planet with chocolate, and sonic games

[Hakudamashi]

and it the only one where we KNOW the____is.

Fill in the blank

[Dark Tails]

hmmm, more jokes

Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office... but she was dating someone else. One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, "I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you..."

The girl looked at him, and then said, "NO!"

Eddie said, "I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up."

She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boy friend...so she called him and explained the situation. Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast..., he won't even be able to get his pants down."

She agreed and accepts the proposal.

Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his
girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks, "what happened.....?" Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, "The F**ker had all pennies!'"

[Hakudamashi]

I don't get it

[Dark Tails]

I don't get it

..... read it again, and if you still dont get it, ill explain

[Hakudamashi]

OOOHHHH it was $200 in pennies XD

[Dark Tails]

OOOHHHH it was $200 in pennies XD

xD

Q.how many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A.NONE.he only screws little boys

[Gleech]

LOL

[Dark Tails]

LOL

xD

any more jokes???

[Indiman]

Knight of the wind...lessusher

[Tavy]

Theese are not funny! LOL! PARADOX!! XD that is funny!

[Mephiles]

Sonic Rivaldragonics.

by Snooky

[darkness shadow]

mephilies skittles, they taste like evil... what ever that tastes like

[Tavy]

mephilies skittles, they taste like evil... what ever that tastes like

They also got rainbow and Super Mephiles head (If u judge after the covering) XD

[Chaos Swissroll]

Sonic Unleashed.....racoslythe.......

[Elija2]

I tend to cook up my jokes on a frying pun.

[darkness shadow]

I tend to cook up my jokes on a frying pun.

i do that do, i also put cheese with it

[Tavy]

Don't worry, I am Jimmy Crater and I am here to DESTROY YOU!! Stay calm!

[Mephiles]

lol, that's a pun?

[Tavy]

lol, that's a pun?

Why not? Why Yes? Why maybe? Why ayin? (lol)

[Hakudamashi]

I have less wind than other ushers 

[Tavy]

"This is not a joke!
You are the number 999999999
visitor
Click here to claim"
It's not a joke, true, its a pun!

[SonicMarioMJ]

im punshy!! i gotsh punsh for everyonsh!

[Hakudamashi]

im punshy!! i gotsh punsh for everyonsh!

I don't get it 

[NeoMetalSonic]

Why am I here? Cause I like puns

[sonic fan003]

If a pun is a play on words... why isn't it just called a POW?

[Hakudamashi]

If a pun is a play on words... why isn't it just called a POW?

ask the guy who invented it

[sonic fan003]

ask the guy who invented it

I'll ask him... and then i will beg him for some pie

[panjr0809]

how about this '' ur such a lier i bet if u lie u would LIE at the bottom of the ocean'' lol

[Kristomaster]

What if I can't Rick when I can ROLL!

[Martin Raccon]

A kid asked his dad "Daddy, where's Asia?" and his dad said "I don't know- your mom cleaned the house last time"