THE ONLY GOOD IDEA I'VE EVER HAD IN MY WHOLE LIFE! :D

annoyinglad · October 13, 2009, 03:14:32 PM

If I was to write a book on my life, this would be the cover picture:

Seriously, I'm ADD, dyslexic, agnostic, an insomniac, ugly, and I have no friends! It's so perfect! So who's gonna actually buy my award-losing autobiography "WRONNNGG!!!"? Just 3 easy payments of me paying you $20!

JetTheHawk · October 13, 2009, 03:24:48 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:14:32 PM
If I was to write a book on my life, this would be the cover picture:

Seriously, I'm ADD, dyslexic, agnostic, an insomniac, ugly, and I have no friends! It's so perfect! So who's gonna actually buy my award-losing autobiography "WRONNNGG!!!"? Just 3 easy payments of me paying you $20!

and u really have those things u said? if so then your life sucks

xaio · October 13, 2009, 03:34:54 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:14:32 PM
If I was to write a book on my life, this would be the cover picture:

Seriously, I'm ADD, dyslexic, agnostic, an insomniac, ugly, and I have no friends! It's so perfect! So who's gonna actually buy my award-losing autobiography "WRONNNGG!!!"? Just 3 easy payments of me paying you $20!

if those things are true, then your life sucks ASS , 0otherwise, i'll still buy the shit for the lulz of blowing $60 plus tax...or no tax? if no tax FOR ME , then i love you :3 (like a friend lol)

JetTheHawk · October 13, 2009, 03:37:19 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:14:32 PM
If I was to write a book on my life, this would be the cover picture:

Seriously, I'm ADD, dyslexic, agnostic, an insomniac, ugly, and I have no friends! It's so perfect! So who's gonna actually buy my award-losing autobiography "WRONNNGG!!!"? Just 3 easy payments of me paying you $20!

and i just noticed i dont even know what half of those words you s aid mean

annoyinglad · October 13, 2009, 03:44:11 PM

Quote from: JetTheHawk on October 13, 2009, 03:24:48 PM
and u really have those things u said? if so then your life sucks

Yup, it does ever since I moved a few months ago.

Quote from: xaio on October 13, 2009, 03:34:54 PM
if those things are true, then your life sucks ASS , 0otherwise, i'll still buy the shit for the lulz of blowing $60 plus tax...or no tax? if no tax FOR ME , then i love you :3 (like a friend lol)

Again, yes it does. And you don't pay $60, I pay you $60 to read it. And I have to pay tax.

Quote from: JetTheHawk on October 13, 2009, 03:37:19 PM
and i just noticed i dont even know what half of those words you s aid mean

Well list the ones you want explained and I'll tell you what they are.

JetTheHawk · October 13, 2009, 03:45:37 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:44:11 PM
Yup, it does ever since I moved a few months ago.

Again, yes it does. And you don't pay $60, I pay you $60 to read it. And I have to pay tax.

Well list the ones you want explained and I'll tell you what they are.

dam ur life sucks no offense and i dont want to say any because then im ganna be even more confused

learning hurts and sucks at the same time @.@

annoyinglad · October 13, 2009, 03:50:00 PM

Quote from: JetTheHawk on October 13, 2009, 03:45:37 PM
dam ur life sucks no offense and i dont want to say any because then im ganna be even more confused

learning hurts and sucks at the same time @.@

I'll explain them basically:

ADD - I can't pay attention to anything for long periods of time, essentially a short attention span.
Dyslexic - I can't read or write correctly, I jumble up the letters and numbers.
Agnostic - I don't believe there's anyway to KNOW that there's a god/gods.
Insomniac - I can't sleep much and when I do it's not for very long.
Ugly - Self-explanatory.
Have no friends - Again, self-explanatory.

JetTheHawk · October 13, 2009, 03:54:14 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:50:00 PM
I'll explain them basically:

ADD - I can't pay attention to anything for long periods of time, essentially a short attention span.
Dyslexic - I can't read or write correctly, I jumble up the letters and numbers.
Agnostic - I don't believe there's anyway to KNOW that there's a god/gods.
Insomniac - I can't sleep much and when I do it's not for very long.
Ugly - Self-explanatory.
Have no friends - Again, self-explanatory.

oh... damn my head hurts

SonicFan47 · October 13, 2009, 04:48:01 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:14:32 PM
If I was to write a book on my life, this would be the cover picture:

Seriously, I'm ADD, dyslexic, agnostic, an insomniac, ugly, and I have no friends! It's so perfect! So who's gonna actually buy my award-losing autobiography "WRONNNGG!!!"? Just 3 easy payments of me paying you $20!

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annoyinglad · October 13, 2009, 05:14:00 PM

Quote from: SonicFan47 on October 13, 2009, 04:48:01 PM
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Yay! More people who don't deny the things I said! Just like everyone else who I've explained this too they don't deny anything in it, they just sit there and listen then try to change the subject. You missed one step at the end dude, what subject shall we switch to this time?

SonicFan47 · October 13, 2009, 06:35:14 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 05:14:00 PM
Yay! More people who don't deny the things I said! Just like everyone else who I've explained this too they don't deny anything in it, they just sit there and listen then try to change the subject. You missed one step at the end dude, what subject shall we switch to this time?

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...I feel hurt...

Jordan teh Echidna · October 14, 2009, 07:28:28 AM

wow jet, ur life must suck for not knowing a single ONE of those words @_@ i think i know ur type now...

Anyways, *pats SF47's back* don't worry, i'm sure he didn't mean the last thing. Actually, i think i'm all those things excpet Dyslexic. My friend is so i know wut it is xD

*steals picture to use for other book* mahahahah

HMS7 · October 14, 2009, 07:31:59 AM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:50:00 PM
I'll explain them basically:

ADD - I can't pay attention to anything for long periods of time, essentially a short attention span.
Dyslexic - I can't read or write correctly, I jumble up the letters and numbers.
Agnostic - I don't believe there's anyway to KNOW that there's a god/gods.
Insomniac - I can't sleep much and when I do it's not for very long.
Ugly - Self-explanatory.
Have no friends - Again, self-explanatory.

wow that su........what was i talking about again
who are u guys

NiGHTS · October 14, 2009, 07:46:09 AM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 13, 2009, 03:14:32 PM
If I was to write a book on my life, this would be the cover picture:

Seriously, I'm ADD, dyslexic, agnostic, an insomniac, ugly, and I have no friends! It's so perfect! So who's gonna actually buy my award-losing autobiography "WRONNNGG!!!"? Just 3 easy payments of me paying you $20!

wellll i cant saymuch but that that does suck :/
I too have dyslexia but it just takes a bit more care when reading and stuff hence why i read significantly slower than most others i mean i could be a quarter of the way through a book and my sister would have it finished and my mum would have it and another finished lol

and for the ugly thing

"beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"

:3

HMS7 · October 14, 2009, 07:47:57 AM

Quote from: NiGHTS on October 14, 2009, 07:46:09 AM
"beauty lies in the eye of the beholder"

wow thats some heavy stuff

JetTheHawk · October 15, 2009, 12:33:47 PM

Quote from: Mikey the Echidna on October 14, 2009, 07:28:28 AM
wow jet, ur life must suck for not knowing a single ONE of those words @_@ i think i know ur type now...

Anyways, *pats SF47's back* don't worry, i'm sure he didn't mean the last thing. Actually, i think i'm all those things excpet Dyslexic. My friend is so i know wut it is xD

*steals picture to use for other book* mahahahah

oei wtf

annoyinglad · October 15, 2009, 12:39:01 PM

Quote from: SonicFan47 on October 13, 2009, 06:35:14 PM
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...I feel hurt...

Why? I wasn't insulting you or anyone else, I was just saying that no one ever denies what I say about myself because if they do they know their lying and if they agree with it they feel like a jack a**.

SonicFan47 · October 15, 2009, 12:43:51 PM

Quote from: annoyinglad on October 15, 2009, 12:39:01 PM
Why? I wasn't insulting you or anyone else, I was just saying that no one ever denies what I say about myself because if they do they know their lying and if they agree with it they feel like a jack a**.

That's not true. I've denied what you've said several times.

annoyinglad · October 15, 2009, 12:49:05 PM

Quote from: SonicFan47 on October 15, 2009, 12:43:51 PM
That's not true. I've denied what you've said several times.

What I've said, but not what I've said about myself.