Everyone can share every Chuck Norris facts they know.
Mine is...
Chuck Norris was born on a house he made.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Shall I get more?
Quote from: annoyinglad on September 27, 2009, 03:33:09 PM
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Shall I get more?
Yush of course.
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass,he just dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't run, he makes the earth move, that;s why the Earth spins.
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on September 28, 2009, 12:02:15 AM
Chuck Norris doesn't cut his grass,he just dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn't run, he makes the earth move, that;s why the Earth spins.
Thats Epic!
Chuck Norris run so fast that he punched himself at the back!
Chuck Norris clapped his hands and created the big bang.
Chuck Norris gave birth to himself when he was a baby.
Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, the air comes to him.
Chuck Norris swims on land.
Look what I found!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_COvkvYflU&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_COvkvYflU&feature=rec-HM-fresh+div)
God said let there be light. Chuck said say please.
Chuck Norris is so quick that he punched himself in the face while simultaneously blocking it...with one hand tied behind his back.
Once upon a time, all of the dinosaurs borrowed money from Chuck Norris. The dinosaurs never payed Chuck Norris back...
Even Chuck Norris knows that Draco is his superior. 8D
I heard that when Chuck went to the bathroom, Angel Falls happened.
Chuck Norris has a third fist.
Chuck Norris is the reason for earthquakes.
Chuck is so awesome, water just vanishes when he touches it.
Chuck Norris can faster sit then you run
Statue of Liberty in an interview yesterday, said that from childhood she wanted to be like Chuck Norris
When you have children in school to describe the valor, and Chuck Norris got an * after reading the name
Chuck Norris is the first man in tennis beating concrete wall.
* Chuck Norris died 10 years ago but the Grim Reaper did not have the courage to tell him
Chuck Norris played Russian roulette with a fully loaded gun and won
When Chuck Norris falls into water, not wet, but water is Chuck Norris
Theory of Evolution does not exist, there is only a list of species that Chuck Norris let live
Chuck Norris can burn ants with a magnifying glass. At night
Chuck Norris tears cure cancer. Too bad he never cried
On the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records is the small print that all records held by Chuck Norris, people listed here are those who are closest to him
* At no bomb Nagasaki never fall, only Chuck Norris jumped out of the aircraft and hit the ground
Guns do not kill. It Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris is so fast that it orbits the Earth and could hit in the back
Chuck Norris was killed by Bruce Lee
tigers get the eye of chuck norris.
In an average living room, there are 1,242 objects that Chuck Norris can use to kill you. Including the room itself.
Chuck Norris can divide by zero.