lets have a yo mamma fight lol
rules any yo mamma joke
yo mamma is so stupid she got hit by a parked car lol
ur turn
Yo mammas so stupid that she sucked your head off!
yo mamma is so fat she hugged ur daddy and now hes gone lol
yo mammas so fat that even Eggman is jealous!
Quote from: jeexx on Oct 21, 2009 11:48 PM
yo mammas so fat that even Eggman is jealous!
lol yo mamma is so stupid she got a job cuttin grass on an oil rig
yo mammas so boring that you died from bordness when she said 1 word to you
lol yo mamma is so fat she saw a yellow school bus a yelled "stop that twikey"
yo mammas so fat that when she wears a rain coat ppl yell "TAXI" everytime they see her
hahaha yo mamma is so old she sat next to jesus in the 3rd grade lol
yo mammas so f*c*i*n* stupid she had sex with a rock!
ew but lol
yo mamma is so old she gave birth to jesus lol
awww...im the brother of jesus :)
yo mammas so fat that even Majin Buu faints from seeing her fat!
Yo momma so wide, the NFL made a new play called the "Yo Momma Blitz".
lol DBZ yo mamma joke lol
Yo mammas so ugly that Cell fainted!
yo mamma is so old she roshis teacher wait
Yo mammas so ugly even the most ugliest kid died
yo mamma is so ugly she makes blind kids cry
yo mammas so stupid that it makes SonicDalton the stupid spammer who doesnt know how to role play nor have a FC look wise
Quote from: jeexx on Oct 22, 2009 03:31 AM
yo mammas so stupid that it makes SonicDalton the stupid spammer who doesnt know how to role play nor have a FC look wise
lol thats funny
yo mamma is so fat ahe has to wake up in sections
yo mammas fat a blue whale got crushed by her weight"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-RKqC7q6oE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-RKqC7q6oE)
lol
Do not report this quote I'm just trying to do a lot of post for V.I.P. access. Thank you :D
Quote from: SonicDalton on Oct 22, 2009 03:45 AM
Do not report this quote I'm just trying to do a lot of post for V.I.P. access. Thank you :D
aww whut a nice little spammer im gonna get banned :) (jk)
and lol HMS7 i ownd ya (i was Amy :P)
lol that was funny i was knux
Yo mama so dum she climbed over a glass wall to see whats on the other side
Dude..this is a topic for jokes no joke jokes -.-
yo mammas so stupid she gave birth to you!
lol yo mamma is poor the last time she smell good food was when a rich guy farted
yo mammas so retarded she doesnt know what it means!
yeah well yo mama so dum she saw a bus full of white people and said: STOP THAT BIG TWINKIE!
i almost said one like that lol
yo mamma is so dumb she triped over a chordless phone
Yo mamma is so ugly that even a harpie is second to her ugliness!
yo mamma is so old she left her purse on noahs ark
lol on the video
yo mamma is so fat she has to pull down her pants just to get in her pocket
yo mama so fat when she goes to the movies SHE SIT NEXT TO EVERYBODY!
lol on video
yo mamma is so dumb she though jarjar came wit picklespickles
yo mommas so cheap she bought you a Xbox 180
yo mama so fat she sat on ur brother and made twinz!
yo mommas so stupid when i told her christmas was around the corner she went looking for it
yo mammas so fat her weight is um um um BITCH LOSE SO WEIGHT
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 22, 2009 01:03 PM
yo mammas so fat her weight is um um um BITCH LOSE SO WEIGHT
you fail
yo mommas so fat when i tried driving around her i lost all my gas
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 22, 2009 01:06 PM
you fail
yo mommas so fat when i tried driving around her i lost all my gas
well yo mammas so hairy the only launguge she speaks IS WOOKIE *does wookie noise*
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 22, 2009 01:08 PM
well yo mammas so hairy the only launguge she speaks IS WOOKIE *does wookie noise*
yo mommas so fat when she had sex with your dad he screamed instead
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 22, 2009 01:09 PM
yo mommas so fat when she had sex with your dad he screamed instead
well yo mammas so fat every one blamed her for breaking the ozone layer
NASTY
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 22, 2009 01:12 PM
well yo mammas so fat every one blamed her for breaking the ozone layer
NASTY
yo mommas so stupid, when she was filling out a job application it said. "DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE DOTTED LINE" and she wrote on the paper "OKAY"
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 22, 2009 01:13 PM
yo mommas so stupid, when she was filling out a job application it said. "DO NOT WRITE BELOW THE DOTTED LINE" and she wrote on the paper "OKAY"
oh its on
yo mammas so fat when she was in a car she filled it up
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 22, 2009 01:13 PM
oh its on
yo mammas so fat when she was in a car she filled it up
yo mommas so tall she brings the meaning "reach to the stars" alive
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 22, 2009 01:16 PM
yo mommas so tall she brings the meaning "reach to the stars" alive
yo mammas so tiny she could see nutrons
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 22, 2009 01:17 PM
yo mammas so tiny she could see nutrons
yo mommas so ugly she got kicked out of 48 states
yo mommas so fat she filled a whole country
yo mammas so fat they named her america
Quote from: dark rouge on Oct 22, 2009 01:24 PM
yo mammas so fat they named her america
yo mammas so fat she stop the black hole by putting here self IN it
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 22, 2009 01:25 PM
yo mammas so fat she stop the black hole by putting here self IN it
yo daddy is so black you ate off of his dandruf when you thought it was coco puffs
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 22, 2009 01:28 PM
yo daddy is so black you ate off of his dandruf when you thought it was coco puffs
this is really getting annoying now
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 22, 2009 01:29 PM
this is really getting annoying now
yo mommas so fat she thought the 91 was a slip and slide
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 22, 2009 01:31 PM
yo mommas so fat she thought the 91 was a slip and slide
yo mammas so stupid she tried to commit suicide off the basement window
Quote from: dark rouge on Oct 22, 2009 01:34 PM
yo mammas so stupid she tried to commit suicide off the basement window
yo mommas so stupid she fell up the stairs
yo mammas so fat when she jumped off the empire state building everyone thought it was a solar eclipse
yo maummer iz sooo fat ! when she sat down, half of america screamed "EARTHQUAKE!!!"
yo mamma so ugly she went to a haunted house and came out with an application
yo mamma is so fat she got on the scales and saw her phone number lol 10 digts
all of your mammas smell so bad that when she comes out ppl from Austrailia and Japan run inside
yo mamma is so fat she got on the scale and saw 90210
i has idea of ya mamma contest
me and hms7 v jet and jeexx
that a idea or not
cool but i'll not beonline alot because off work lol
but that will be fun maybe on tuesday lol
off tuesday
il handle it i has lot of yo mamma jokes
me to lol thats why i started this topic lol
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yo mamma is so poor i rang her door bell and the toilet flushes
yo mamma so fat when she got on the scale it said "to be continued"
yo mommas so stupid when she was crossing the iraquian border that said "DO NOT CROSS" she ran and said "OK"
Quote from: JetTheHawk on Oct 23, 2009 02:14 PM
yo mommas so stupid when she was crossing the iraquian border that said "DO NOT CROSS" she ran and said "OK"
lame
Yo mamma so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order
yo mammma is so stupid she got fired at the m&m factory for throwing away all the m&ms
Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved!
LMAO!
yo mammas so fat that when she farts shit rains in Austrailia
Quote from: jeexx on Oct 24, 2009 01:29 AM
yo mammas so fat that when she farts shit rains in Austrailia
yo mammas so fat when shes in a isle in a store she gets stuck
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
wtf man that was weird
yo mumma's so fat she brought a spoon to the superbowl!
Quote from: megaboy567 on Oct 24, 2009 01:31 AM
Yo mama so stupid when you stand next to her you hear the ocean!
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl
Yo mama so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put "Hooked on Phonics."
Yo mama so stupid she watches "The Three Stooges" and takes notes
Yo mama so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below the dotted line she put "O.K."
Yo mama so stupid she took a cup to see Juice.
Yo mama so stupid you have to dig for her IQ!
Yo mama so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because she couldn't read
Yo mama so stupid she thinks a quarterback is a refund!
i lol'ed so hard
yo mamma is so dumb she thought a nickleback was a refund
yo mumma's so fat not even DORA could explore her! >:0 yea!
lol funny
yo mamma fight on one day i will work it out lol
yo mammas so fucking fat that when she sat down the ppl in China flie off to space
your mom is SO fat (@ jeexx) when hippos see her, they go "DAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUUUMMM!!"
lol funny stuff
yo mamma is so ugly she went to the beauty shop and it toke 3 hrs for an estimate lol
yo mumma's so fat, when she sees whales they start singing "We, are faammiillyy"
Quote from: Mikey the Echidna on Oct 24, 2009 05:00 AM
yo mumma's so fat, when she sees whales they start singing "We, are faammiillyy"
yo mammas so fat when shes at the beach ppl say SAVE THE WHALE SAVE THE WHALE
lol funny
Yo mama is so fat that when she walk a step, she cause an earthquake!
yo mommas so stupid she thought dick cheney is how you treat a man
yo mamma is so fats she jumps in the air and got stuck
Yo mommas so fat they pimped her up in pimp my ride
Quote from: michael the hedgehog on Oct 23, 2009 06:24 AM
i has idea of ya mamma contest
me and hms7 v jet and jeexx
that a idea or not
want to do it lol
Quote from: HMS7 on Oct 25, 2009 03:02 PM
want to do it lol
I do, make it like yo momma on MTV1 lol
ok how bout tuesdays that good
Yo mammas so idiotic that she didnt know how to be born!
P.S:Thanks for the help at beating MGS4 HMS7 :) (That vid you showed me helped beat Screaming Mantis)
Quote from: jeexx on Oct 25, 2009 07:18 PM
Yo mammas so idiotic that she didnt know how to be born!
P.S:Thanks for the help at beating MGS4 HMS7 :) (That vid you showed me helped beat Screaming Mantis)
np glad u beat it
yo mamma is so stupid she she she ummmmmmmmmmm mental block i lose lol
Yo mama is so fat, that she caused the core of Earth shatter!
:o :o thats fat lol
yo mammas so fat when shes at the city
ppl say GODZILLA
yo mamma fight on tuesday LOL save the jokes ok mic
Quote from: HMS7 on Oct 26, 2009 05:25 AM
yo mamma fight on tuesday LOL save the jokes ok mic
np then
Yo mama's so dark, she blends in with the night.
Yo mama is weaker than my Granny!
Quote from: Skyle369 on Apr 10, 2010 08:08 PM
Yo mama is weaker than my Granny!
Yo mama's so poor, she went to KFC to lick other ppl's fingers.