i think my penis is broken
i had a girl come in my room and change in front of me and i did not get hard
...roflroflroflroflrofl
glad u got a kick out of it
Goddamn...
...your a pimp.
Quote from: Elija2 on Nov 20, 2009 09:11 AM
Goddamn...
...your a pimp.
its just im nice and girls like me
Quote from: HMS7 on Nov 21, 2009 07:54 AM
its just im nice and girls like me
No, that can't be it...
You must be a football-playing king in space.
This is so bad
But I had to laugh.
Quote from: Elija2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:09 AM
No, that can't be it...
You must be a football-playing king in space.
with a mustache
Quote from: Elija2 on Nov 21, 2009 11:09 AM
No, that can't be it...
You must be a football-playing king in space.
no i am human like u
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Nov 21, 2009 11:14 AM
This is so bad
But I had to laugh.
its ok go ahead and laugh
Are you gay or have lost interest in women?
Quote from: Windlessusher on Nov 22, 2009 09:18 AM
Are you gay
no
Quote from: Windlessusher on Nov 22, 2009 09:18 AM
have lost interest in women?
no
its just that idk it dont fase me anymore
i wnet to this porn site and watched 2 hrs of porn videos and nothing happened
i watched lasbians normal asian....almost all catergerys
Quote from: HMS7 on Nov 22, 2009 12:53 PM
no no
its just that idk it dont fase me anymore
i wnet to this porn site and watched 2 hrs of porn videos and nothing happened
i watched lasbians normal asian....almost all catergerys
hfsjdhfsjdhskhfdklds
you need to get laid.
that's the only explanation.
.-.
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Nov 22, 2009 01:16 PM
hfsjdhfsjdhskhfdklds
you need to get laid.
that's the only explanation.
.-.
ur right
but with how noone loves me here in Maryland
fuckshit
Ohh dude that's bad, well I'm niether straigh nor gay I'm bi so I like both, but more interested in girls... before I get off topic, yeah your penis is broken
we are in offtopic go ahead
Quote from: Sonic360 on Nov 22, 2009 01:23 PM
Ohh dude that's bad, well I'm niether straigh nor gay I'm bi so I like both, but more interested in girls... before I get off topic, yeah your penis is broken
jfsdklfjsld me too 8D
dhsbcvjdbvcjebd
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Nov 22, 2009 01:26 PM
jfsdklfjsld me too 8D
i screwed when i get a gf
Quote from: HMS7 on Nov 22, 2009 12:53 PM
i watched lasbians normal asian....almost all catergerys
I suggested that 8D
Quote from: Snooky on Nov 23, 2009 02:29 AM
I suggested that 8D
yes u did and nothing happened
Quote from: HMS7 on Nov 23, 2009 03:18 AM
yes u did and nothing happened
That's because you didn't
believe it would happen.
You obviously need some live action.
You're not old enough to hire a prostitute, so you're out of luck.
Quote from: Elija2 on Nov 23, 2009 10:40 AM
You obviously need some live action.
You're not old enough to hire a prostitute, so you're out of luck.
Since when do prostitutes care about age? A hooker in Florida tried to shag my friend when he was 12. Somehow, I don't think hookers are really all that concerned about following the law.
GO SEE A MOTHER F*CKING DOCTOR YOU ASSHOLE! do it...or e lse...*brings out a bomb* nyehehehhehheh...
ok wait did you tell any girl the size of your penis or let a girl measure it.