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Title: CHEESY PICKUP LINES
Post by: CradledEggle on Jan 27, 2010 03:05 PM

Das rite..im bored..and this topic should be funny so..NYEH

"are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written? all
over you"

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Post by: Super Sonic Boom on Jan 27, 2010 03:12 PM

"I think I need some ice over here, 'cause this one's hot!"

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Post by: Dracoslythe on Jan 27, 2010 03:21 PM

"I've seemed to have lost my number, can I borrow yours?"
Classic one. :3

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Post by: Gamerdude on Jan 27, 2010 03:26 PM

"I just ate some Skittles. Wanna tastes the rainbow?"

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Post by: dark rouge on Jan 27, 2010 03:27 PM

"I like your hat"

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 27, 2010 03:31 PM

"hey u! ya u--- not u! u! ya! can i borrow five bucks?"

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Post by: dark rouge on Jan 27, 2010 03:38 PM

"you make my floppy disk become a hard drive"

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Post by: Light the Hedgehog on Jan 27, 2010 03:46 PM

Quote from: dark rouge on Jan 27, 2010 03:38 PM
"you make my floppy disk become a hard drive"

gross.

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 27, 2010 03:47 PM

"u put da cream in my donuts"

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Post by: CradledEggle on Jan 27, 2010 03:55 PM

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 27, 2010 03:58 PM

"i lost my momma."

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Post by: jkid101094 on Jan 27, 2010 04:13 PM

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Jan 27, 2010 03:55 PM
"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

o.o

Are you a [insert your synonym for prostitute here] 'cause your blowing my mind. ::)

*shot*

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Post by: CradledEggle on Jan 27, 2010 04:14 PM

"Are you a hurricane? cuz your blown me away" mines better

NERD "You turn my software into hardware"

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Post by: HereAndThere on Jan 27, 2010 06:49 PM

"Yo, the word of today is legs, come to my place and spred the word"

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Post by: Gamerdude on Jan 27, 2010 06:51 PM

"I seem to have lost my house keys. Mined if I say over at your place?"

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Post by: Ioshyriku on Jan 27, 2010 10:06 PM

'' if you were a bugger, I'd always pick my nose'' (guess where I got this)

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Post by: darknight on Jan 27, 2010 10:30 PM

"saveing all the flopy data in your hardrive now" something random that happens in bed lol

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Post by: HereAndThere on Jan 28, 2010 02:25 AM

"Wanna see my hard drive? It's got alot of RAM, and it's not floppy"

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Post by: ChaosDazer on Jan 28, 2010 05:11 AM

"I want you inside of me."

Straight to the point.

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Post by: Mikey on Jan 28, 2010 09:59 AM

"What has 47 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

I used this one once and got smiled at. xD

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 28, 2010 11:44 AM

"r u shadow?"

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Post by: CradledEggle on Jan 28, 2010 12:08 PM

"If i was a watermelon, would you eat me up and spit out my seed?"

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 28, 2010 02:45 PM

"U!!!!! y u!!!!! u r.....a human!!!!!!! *gasp*

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Post by: jkid101094 on Jan 28, 2010 02:51 PM

"Will you go out with me?"

WORST...PICKUP LINE...EVER!

*sips coke*

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 28, 2010 03:39 PM

Coke!!!! (drinks all da coke) aaaahh........here u can have da can.

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Post by: HMS7 on Jan 29, 2010 03:25 AM

"if i could stop time i would be with you every second"
wtf i cant think of a good one

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Post by: HereAndThere on Jan 29, 2010 03:33 AM

"There, it's dead, and now i shall teach you of French Kissing."

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Post by: HMS7 on Jan 29, 2010 03:43 AM

"do u know CPR becuz u made my stop"

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Post by: HereAndThere on Jan 29, 2010 03:48 AM

"Do you work at UPS? 'Cause i'm sure you were just checking out my packages."

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Post by: HMS7 on Jan 29, 2010 03:59 AM

"why is it that every time i look in ur eyes i can see myself in there"

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Post by: CradledEggle on Jan 29, 2010 12:10 PM

" how about today, I Rendel/Shube your wolf?"

i remember when that was like..a talked about thing lol

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 29, 2010 12:14 PM

"u need.......ketchup"

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Post by: CradledEggle on Jan 29, 2010 02:59 PM

"is god missing an angel? cause i think i just found it."

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Post by: Skyle369 on Jan 29, 2010 03:26 PM

"Are you a Scientist?
Because I'm in-lab with you"

By me, get it??? ;D

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Post by: Super Sonic Boom on Jan 29, 2010 04:39 PM

"If I was able to re-arrange the alphabet... I'd put "I" next to "U"."

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Post by: CradledEggle on Jan 30, 2010 10:18 AM

"Hey you got something on your breasts, my eyes."

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Post by: Light the Hedgehog on Jan 30, 2010 04:53 PM

Quote from: Leviathan on Jan 28, 2010 09:59 AM
"What has 47 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

I used this one once and got smiled at. xD

WTF? i dunno any of these "pick-up" lines 'cuz 'm only 11. i might as well remember these though. *predicts own future* on second thought, probably not.

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 31, 2010 06:59 AM

Quote from: Skyle369 on Jan 29, 2010 03:26 PM
"Are you a Scientist?
Because I'm in-lab with you"

By me, get it??? ;D

no. "Well hello shadow!" what?!

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Post by: CradledEggle on Feb 1, 2010 12:03 PM

"Ever ridden a bull?I'd like to show you."

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Post by: Taz on Feb 1, 2010 12:17 PM

"LISTEN HERE BITCH, I'VE GOT A KNIFE AND IT'LL BE INSIDE YOUR GUT IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY DICK!"
You'll get a blowjob every time.

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Post by: Kirby on Feb 1, 2010 12:22 PM

Your new name should be candy, cause you're so sweet.

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Post by: Ioshyriku on Feb 1, 2010 01:28 PM

Quote from: Shadico on Feb 1, 2010 12:17 PM
"LISTEN HERE BITCH, I'VE GOT A KNIFE AND IT'LL BE INSIDE YOUR GUT IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY DICK!"
You'll get a blowjob every time.

that counts as illegal rape

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Jan 29, 2010 02:59 PM
"is god missing an angel? cause i think i just found it."

damn, that's a good one

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Post by: CradledEggle on Feb 1, 2010 01:36 PM

"I heard you like to pole volt(or however you spell it), want me to show you my pole?"

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Post by: HMS7 on Feb 1, 2010 01:40 PM

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Feb 1, 2010 01:36 PM
"I heard you like to pole volt(or however you spell it), want me to show you my pole?"

wow....thats cheesy

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Post by: Ioshyriku on Feb 3, 2010 12:27 AM

''If you were life, I would never die''

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Post by: Skyle369 on Feb 3, 2010 01:48 AM

Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on Jan 31, 2010 06:59 AM
no. "Well hello shadow!" what?!

And thats not even a picup line dumbass...

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Post by: Gleech on Feb 3, 2010 06:34 AM

Quote from: Light the Hedgehog on Jan 30, 2010 04:53 PM
WTF? i dunno any of these "pick-up" lines 'cuz 'm only 11. i might as well remember these though. *predicts own future* on second thought, probably not.

Lol dude trust me, you don't WANT to know what most of these mean...

Sadly, I know what most of them mean @_@

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Post by: EchidnaPower on Feb 3, 2010 06:44 AM

Half of these aren't pick-up lines. They're things that can get you slapped and arrested for saying to a girl with sanity. If they work, the girl has no life. :-\

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Post by: ChaosDazer on Feb 3, 2010 07:06 AM

Quote from: Gleech on Feb 3, 2010 06:34 AM
Lol dude trust me, you don't WANT to know what most of these mean...

Sadly, I know what most of them mean @_@

I knew what these ment when I was 10. O-o

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Post by: Gleech on Feb 3, 2010 07:12 AM

Quote from: EchidnaPower on Feb 3, 2010 06:44 AM
Half of these aren't pick-up lines. They're things that can get you slapped and arrested for saying to a girl with sanity. If they work, the girl has no life. :-\

Then most girls these days have no life, since I can see a lot of girls falling for some of these lines... @_@;

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Post by: ChaosDazer on Feb 3, 2010 07:13 AM

Quote from: Gleech on Feb 3, 2010 07:12 AM
Then most girls these days have no life, since I can see a lot of girls falling for some of these lines... @_@;

I can see alll girls of this generation falling for sleazier ones.

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Post by: Gleech on Feb 3, 2010 07:21 AM

Quote from: ChaosDazer on Feb 3, 2010 07:13 AM
I can see alll girls of this generation falling for sleazier ones.

Exactly what I ment @_@

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Post by: Ioshyriku on Feb 3, 2010 09:48 AM

I think girls these days like only ugly *******s, I was nice to a girl 5 whole months, and she didn't like me at all, she even got a boyfriend, but I'm not mad, everyone is what who is

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Post by: CradledEggle on Feb 3, 2010 01:31 PM

Lol this was'nt supposed to be serious xD just jokeful, but m'kay..have your talk..i know what you all mean..i do..8D for some reason lots of girls are talking to me. by lots i mean like..12.

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Post by: HMS7 on Feb 3, 2010 01:44 PM

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Feb 3, 2010 01:31 PM
Lol this was'nt supposed to be serious xD just jokeful, but m'kay..have your talk..i know what you all mean..i do..8D for some reason lots of girls are talking to me. by lots i mean like..12.

i wish i didnt have 12 girls after me...oh thats right i have 18 girls after me....and im dating someone so imma keep my grounds and stay faithful :DDDD

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Post by: jkid101094 on Feb 3, 2010 01:49 PM

LIES! THIS ISN'T A CONTEST PEOPLE! :D

I've wanted a gf since I was 5 and something tells me if I listen to you guys I an't ever going to get a girl to like me. xD

There are 0 girls who have a crush on me and i've already accepted the cold fact that that's the way it'll stay. :(

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Post by: HMS7 on Feb 3, 2010 02:03 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on Feb 3, 2010 01:49 PM
LIES! THIS ISN'T A CONTEST PEOPLE! :D

I've wanted a gf since I was 5 and something tells me if I listen to you guys I an't ever going to get a girl to like me. xD

There are 0 girls who have a crush on me and i've already accepted the cold fact that that's the way it'll stay. :(

jkid it will happen in time ok u just have to keep being urself
or do what i did and change urself
lololololol i was a good boy then i became emo and i got like 6 girl's phone numbers X_X
then kelsie asked me for help and it happened from there

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on Feb 3, 2010 03:52 PM

ugh! u ppl are sexiest im a girl u no!!!

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Post by: jkid101094 on Feb 3, 2010 03:56 PM

Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on Feb 3, 2010 03:52 PM
ugh! u ppl are sexiest im a girl u no!!!

I'm sexest....but against my own gender. :P

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Post by: CradledEggle on Feb 3, 2010 04:00 PM

I'm not sexest. but sometime 8D i like to be random. m'kay? girls are epic..i mean like that one time sara drew a dragon on my arm and stuff 8D

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Post by: HMS7 on Feb 4, 2010 05:51 AM

Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on Feb 3, 2010 03:52 PM
ugh! u ppl are sexiest im a girl u no!!!

yesh we know that Rainbow

and we are just tryin to have fun

this proves a point that guys should never be left unsupervised....with connection to the ineternet >.>

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Post by: Sonicteen12 on Feb 4, 2010 04:04 PM

"Screw you, and the homeless people sleeping under your breasts!' LOL George Lopez quote

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Post by: HereAndThere on Feb 5, 2010 03:48 AM

Quote from: HMS7 on Feb 4, 2010 05:51 AM
yesh we know that Rainbow

and we are just tryin to have fun

this proves a point that guys should never be left unsupervised....with connection to the ineternet >.>

Oh shut up.

Sonic Zone

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