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Title: CHEESY PICKUP LINES
Post by: CradledEggle on January 27, 2010, 03:05:32 PM

Das rite..im bored..and this topic should be funny so..NYEH

"are you a parking ticket cause you have fine written? all
over you"

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Post by: Super Sonic Boom on January 27, 2010, 03:12:59 PM

"I think I need some ice over here, 'cause this one's hot!"

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Post by: Dracoslythe on January 27, 2010, 03:21:05 PM

"I've seemed to have lost my number, can I borrow yours?"
Classic one. :3

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Post by: Gamerdude on January 27, 2010, 03:26:35 PM

"I just ate some Skittles. Wanna tastes the rainbow?"

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Post by: dark rouge on January 27, 2010, 03:27:28 PM

"I like your hat"

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 27, 2010, 03:31:31 PM

"hey u! ya u--- not u! u! ya! can i borrow five bucks?"

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Post by: dark rouge on January 27, 2010, 03:38:36 PM

"you make my floppy disk become a hard drive"

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Post by: Light the Hedgehog on January 27, 2010, 03:46:16 PM

Quote from: dark rouge on January 27, 2010, 03:38:36 PM
"you make my floppy disk become a hard drive"

gross.

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 27, 2010, 03:47:38 PM

"u put da cream in my donuts"

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Post by: CradledEggle on January 27, 2010, 03:55:29 PM

"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 27, 2010, 03:58:10 PM

"i lost my momma."

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Post by: jkid101094 on January 27, 2010, 04:13:17 PM

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on January 27, 2010, 03:55:29 PM
"My dick just died, can I bury it in your ass?"

o.o

Are you a [insert your synonym for prostitute here] 'cause your blowing my mind. ::)

*shot*

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Post by: CradledEggle on January 27, 2010, 04:14:43 PM

"Are you a hurricane? cuz your blown me away" mines better

NERD "You turn my software into hardware"

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Post by: HereAndThere on January 27, 2010, 06:49:36 PM

"Yo, the word of today is legs, come to my place and spred the word"

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Post by: Gamerdude on January 27, 2010, 06:51:46 PM

"I seem to have lost my house keys. Mined if I say over at your place?"

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Post by: Ioshyriku on January 27, 2010, 10:06:39 PM

'' if you were a bugger, I'd always pick my nose'' (guess where I got this)

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Post by: darknight on January 27, 2010, 10:30:52 PM

"saveing all the flopy data in your hardrive now" something random that happens in bed lol

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Post by: HereAndThere on January 28, 2010, 02:25:37 AM

"Wanna see my hard drive? It's got alot of RAM, and it's not floppy"

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Post by: ChaosDazer on January 28, 2010, 05:11:48 AM

"I want you inside of me."

Straight to the point.

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Post by: Mikey on January 28, 2010, 09:59:18 AM

"What has 47 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

I used this one once and got smiled at. xD

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 28, 2010, 11:44:46 AM

"r u shadow?"

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Post by: CradledEggle on January 28, 2010, 12:08:10 PM

"If i was a watermelon, would you eat me up and spit out my seed?"

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 28, 2010, 02:45:24 PM

"U!!!!! y u!!!!! u r.....a human!!!!!!! *gasp*

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Post by: jkid101094 on January 28, 2010, 02:51:02 PM

"Will you go out with me?"

WORST...PICKUP LINE...EVER!

*sips coke*

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 28, 2010, 03:39:25 PM

Coke!!!! (drinks all da coke) aaaahh........here u can have da can.

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Post by: HMS7 on January 29, 2010, 03:25:50 AM

"if i could stop time i would be with you every second"
wtf i cant think of a good one

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Post by: HereAndThere on January 29, 2010, 03:33:34 AM

"There, it's dead, and now i shall teach you of French Kissing."

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Post by: HMS7 on January 29, 2010, 03:43:44 AM

"do u know CPR becuz u made my stop"

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Post by: HereAndThere on January 29, 2010, 03:48:20 AM

"Do you work at UPS? 'Cause i'm sure you were just checking out my packages."

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Post by: HMS7 on January 29, 2010, 03:59:31 AM

"why is it that every time i look in ur eyes i can see myself in there"

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Post by: CradledEggle on January 29, 2010, 12:10:55 PM

" how about today, I Rendel/Shube your wolf?"

i remember when that was like..a talked about thing lol

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 29, 2010, 12:14:06 PM

"u need.......ketchup"

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Post by: CradledEggle on January 29, 2010, 02:59:48 PM

"is god missing an angel? cause i think i just found it."

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Post by: Skyle369 on January 29, 2010, 03:26:08 PM

"Are you a Scientist?
Because I'm in-lab with you"

By me, get it??? ;D

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Post by: Super Sonic Boom on January 29, 2010, 04:39:48 PM

"If I was able to re-arrange the alphabet... I'd put "I" next to "U"."

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Post by: CradledEggle on January 30, 2010, 10:18:39 AM

"Hey you got something on your breasts, my eyes."

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Post by: Light the Hedgehog on January 30, 2010, 04:53:44 PM

Quote from: Leviathan on January 28, 2010, 09:59:18 AM
"What has 47 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper."

I used this one once and got smiled at. xD

WTF? i dunno any of these "pick-up" lines 'cuz 'm only 11. i might as well remember these though. *predicts own future* on second thought, probably not.

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 31, 2010, 06:59:49 AM

Quote from: Skyle369 on January 29, 2010, 03:26:08 PM
"Are you a Scientist?
Because I'm in-lab with you"

By me, get it??? ;D

no. "Well hello shadow!" what?!

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Post by: CradledEggle on February 01, 2010, 12:03:54 PM

"Ever ridden a bull?I'd like to show you."

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Post by: Taz on February 01, 2010, 12:17:55 PM

"LISTEN HERE BITCH, I'VE GOT A KNIFE AND IT'LL BE INSIDE YOUR GUT IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY DICK!"
You'll get a blowjob every time.

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Post by: Kirby on February 01, 2010, 12:22:04 PM

Your new name should be candy, cause you're so sweet.

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Post by: Ioshyriku on February 01, 2010, 01:28:25 PM

Quote from: Shadico on February 01, 2010, 12:17:55 PM
"LISTEN HERE BITCH, I'VE GOT A KNIFE AND IT'LL BE INSIDE YOUR GUT IF YOU DON'T SUCK MY DICK!"
You'll get a blowjob every time.

that counts as illegal rape

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on January 29, 2010, 02:59:48 PM
"is god missing an angel? cause i think i just found it."

damn, that's a good one

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Post by: CradledEggle on February 01, 2010, 01:36:02 PM

"I heard you like to pole volt(or however you spell it), want me to show you my pole?"

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Post by: HMS7 on February 01, 2010, 01:40:59 PM

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on February 01, 2010, 01:36:02 PM
"I heard you like to pole volt(or however you spell it), want me to show you my pole?"

wow....thats cheesy

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Post by: Ioshyriku on February 03, 2010, 12:27:24 AM

''If you were life, I would never die''

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Post by: Skyle369 on February 03, 2010, 01:48:21 AM

Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on January 31, 2010, 06:59:49 AM
no. "Well hello shadow!" what?!

And thats not even a picup line dumbass...

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Post by: Gleech on February 03, 2010, 06:34:19 AM

Quote from: Light the Hedgehog on January 30, 2010, 04:53:44 PM
WTF? i dunno any of these "pick-up" lines 'cuz 'm only 11. i might as well remember these though. *predicts own future* on second thought, probably not.

Lol dude trust me, you don't WANT to know what most of these mean...

Sadly, I know what most of them mean @_@

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Post by: EchidnaPower on February 03, 2010, 06:44:40 AM

Half of these aren't pick-up lines. They're things that can get you slapped and arrested for saying to a girl with sanity. If they work, the girl has no life. :-\

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Post by: ChaosDazer on February 03, 2010, 07:06:21 AM

Quote from: Gleech on February 03, 2010, 06:34:19 AM
Lol dude trust me, you don't WANT to know what most of these mean...

Sadly, I know what most of them mean @_@

I knew what these ment when I was 10. O-o

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Post by: Gleech on February 03, 2010, 07:12:45 AM

Quote from: EchidnaPower on February 03, 2010, 06:44:40 AM
Half of these aren't pick-up lines. They're things that can get you slapped and arrested for saying to a girl with sanity. If they work, the girl has no life. :-\

Then most girls these days have no life, since I can see a lot of girls falling for some of these lines... @_@;

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Post by: ChaosDazer on February 03, 2010, 07:13:39 AM

Quote from: Gleech on February 03, 2010, 07:12:45 AM
Then most girls these days have no life, since I can see a lot of girls falling for some of these lines... @_@;

I can see alll girls of this generation falling for sleazier ones.

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Post by: Gleech on February 03, 2010, 07:21:18 AM

Quote from: ChaosDazer on February 03, 2010, 07:13:39 AM
I can see alll girls of this generation falling for sleazier ones.

Exactly what I ment @_@

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Post by: Ioshyriku on February 03, 2010, 09:48:05 AM

I think girls these days like only ugly *******s, I was nice to a girl 5 whole months, and she didn't like me at all, she even got a boyfriend, but I'm not mad, everyone is what who is

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Post by: CradledEggle on February 03, 2010, 01:31:34 PM

Lol this was'nt supposed to be serious xD just jokeful, but m'kay..have your talk..i know what you all mean..i do..8D for some reason lots of girls are talking to me. by lots i mean like..12.

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Post by: HMS7 on February 03, 2010, 01:44:50 PM

Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on February 03, 2010, 01:31:34 PM
Lol this was'nt supposed to be serious xD just jokeful, but m'kay..have your talk..i know what you all mean..i do..8D for some reason lots of girls are talking to me. by lots i mean like..12.

i wish i didnt have 12 girls after me...oh thats right i have 18 girls after me....and im dating someone so imma keep my grounds and stay faithful :DDDD

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Post by: jkid101094 on February 03, 2010, 01:49:25 PM

LIES! THIS ISN'T A CONTEST PEOPLE! :D

I've wanted a gf since I was 5 and something tells me if I listen to you guys I an't ever going to get a girl to like me. xD

There are 0 girls who have a crush on me and i've already accepted the cold fact that that's the way it'll stay. :(

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Post by: HMS7 on February 03, 2010, 02:03:31 PM

Quote from: jkid101094 on February 03, 2010, 01:49:25 PM
LIES! THIS ISN'T A CONTEST PEOPLE! :D

I've wanted a gf since I was 5 and something tells me if I listen to you guys I an't ever going to get a girl to like me. xD

There are 0 girls who have a crush on me and i've already accepted the cold fact that that's the way it'll stay. :(

jkid it will happen in time ok u just have to keep being urself
or do what i did and change urself
lololololol i was a good boy then i became emo and i got like 6 girl's phone numbers X_X
then kelsie asked me for help and it happened from there

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Post by: RainbowBeautyRocks on February 03, 2010, 03:52:23 PM

ugh! u ppl are sexiest im a girl u no!!!

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Post by: jkid101094 on February 03, 2010, 03:56:10 PM

Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on February 03, 2010, 03:52:23 PM
ugh! u ppl are sexiest im a girl u no!!!

I'm sexest....but against my own gender. :P

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Post by: CradledEggle on February 03, 2010, 04:00:01 PM

I'm not sexest. but sometime 8D i like to be random. m'kay? girls are epic..i mean like that one time sara drew a dragon on my arm and stuff 8D

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Post by: HMS7 on February 04, 2010, 05:51:40 AM

Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on February 03, 2010, 03:52:23 PM
ugh! u ppl are sexiest im a girl u no!!!

yesh we know that Rainbow

and we are just tryin to have fun

this proves a point that guys should never be left unsupervised....with connection to the ineternet >.>

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Post by: Sonicteen12 on February 04, 2010, 04:04:44 PM

"Screw you, and the homeless people sleeping under your breasts!' LOL George Lopez quote

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Post by: HereAndThere on February 05, 2010, 03:48:44 AM

Quote from: HMS7 on February 04, 2010, 05:51:40 AM
yesh we know that Rainbow

and we are just tryin to have fun

this proves a point that guys should never be left unsupervised....with connection to the ineternet >.>

Oh shut up.

Sonic Zone

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