Just to see Cullen's head hanging from the roof.
(http://yourargumentisinvalid.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/node/ShinyDiscoBall1.jpg)
Eeuugghh...I'd likely avoid that place.
If it was his REAL head, I might. Seems like something to celebrate.
And he'd be sparkly enough even without lights..yes..i'd go..and then get drunnk ass hell and think he's a pinata..and hit him untill candy comes out.