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Title: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: Dracoslythe on Feb 21, 2010 01:26 PM
One of the only reasons I HALFWAY enjoy going to church;;

We were talking today about a woman who had to get a heart transplant.  The youth leader went on to say that she started craving chicken afterward.  Well, he was like "you know who she got the heart from...?"
Before he could finish, this kid was like "a black guy?"
(But the youth leader just walked right into that.  He was going to say "a baptist preacher."  Baptist preacher, black guy, same difference.  >:U)

What was even more hilarious is that the kid was the only (half) black kid in the class (and slightly less racist; then then again, this is the situation kinda like my saying "put the woman where she belongs; in the damn kitchen," being a female myself...it was all in good humor.)

But yeah.
Best Sunday school sermon ever.
And it takes alot to get me to say Sunday school is fun or entertaining.
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: jkid101094 on Feb 21, 2010 01:29 PM
Wow...my brother would've died laughing.
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: EchidnaPower on Feb 21, 2010 01:30 PM
Hey. I'm a Baptist.
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: Dracoslythe on Feb 21, 2010 01:39 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Feb 21, 2010 01:29 PM
Wow...my brother would've died laughing.
I thought I was going to die
xD


Quote from: EchidnaPower on Feb 21, 2010 01:30 PM
Hey. I'm a Baptist.
So are these people.  rofl
It's a southern independent baptist churchh
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: JetTheHawk on Feb 21, 2010 01:43 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Feb 21, 2010 01:26 PM
One of the only reasons I HALFWAY enjoy going to church;;

We were talking today about a woman who had to get a heart transplant.  The youth leader went on to say that she started craving chicken afterward.  Well, he was like "you know who she got the heart from...?"
Before he could finish, this kid was like "a black guy?"
(But the youth leader just walked right into that.  He was going to say "a baptist preacher."  Baptist preacher, black guy, same difference.  >:U)

What was even more hilarious is that the kid was the only (half) black kid in the class (and slightly less racist; then then again, this is the situation kinda like my saying "put the woman where she belongs; in the damn kitchen," being a female myself...it was all in good humor.)

But yeah.
Best Sunday school sermon ever.
And it takes alot to get me to say Sunday school is fun or entertaining.
LOL
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: jkid101094 on Feb 21, 2010 01:44 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Feb 21, 2010 01:39 PM
I thought I was going to die
xD
Meh, I got a chuckle out of it. Jokes like that don't strike me as "hilarious". :-\
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: Dracoslythe on Feb 21, 2010 01:47 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Feb 21, 2010 01:44 PM
Meh, I got a chuckle out of it. Jokes like that don't strike me as "hilarious". :-\
Oh, just the way he said it, and the surprise of it.
It was kind of like one of those "oops, did I say that?" things.

If we had been serious about it, it probably wouldn't have been as funny.
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: Gamerdude on Feb 21, 2010 01:49 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Feb 21, 2010 01:29 PM
Wow...my brother would've died laughing.
I think I laughed a little when I read it, but not that much.
*sees that Draco's karma count is 300* THIS...IS.....SONIC ZONE!!!
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: jkid101094 on Feb 21, 2010 01:50 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Feb 21, 2010 01:47 PM
Oh, just the way he said it, and the surprise of it.
It was kind of like one of those "oops, did I say that?" things.

If we had been serious about it, it probably wouldn't have been as funny.
Oh, It was one of those "you'd have to be there" moments eh?

Also, I like your sig. ::)
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: JetTheHawk on Feb 21, 2010 01:51 PM
Jet + Gleech = BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: Dracoslythe on Feb 21, 2010 01:52 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Feb 21, 2010 01:50 PM
Oh, It was one of those "you'd have to be there" moments eh?

Also, I like your sig. ::)
Yep.  :3
lol yay for post butcheringgg
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: Hakudamashi on Feb 22, 2010 03:16 PM
lolz
almost as awesome as my youth meetings
Title: Re: So, the kids in my church are so messed up;
Post by: Gleech on Feb 23, 2010 09:42 AM
Quote from: Hank J Wimbleton on Feb 21, 2010 01:51 PM
Jet + Gleech = BOOOOOOOOOOOOM
LOLWHAT

Anyway, lol...
Quote from: EchidnaPower on Feb 21, 2010 01:30 PM
Hey. I'm a Baptist.
I'm non-denominational (If thats how you spell it xD)... XD