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Title: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 08, 2010, 02:23:02 PM
Do you know any quote or saying taking up a maximum of one line that has inspired you or you just think its superspecialawesome?Well if you feel like sharing it,here's the place to put it.Y'know,lines like

"I don't know how to act my age,I've never experienced it before."~Dennis the Menace
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: TheGameNinja on April 08, 2010, 04:53:11 PM
"Don't act your age, act your shoe size!" - Madame Foster, Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 08, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
"I have no interest in children,but making them is a different story."~Bayonetta
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Sonic360 on April 08, 2010, 05:11:03 PM
"Dying..hurts like hell."~Duo
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: HereAndThere on April 08, 2010, 05:15:13 PM
"My name is Bond. James Bond." James Bond movies.
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 08, 2010, 05:18:49 PM
"You don't need a reason to help someone"~Zidane
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: NiGHTS on April 08, 2010, 10:18:08 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on April 08, 2010, 05:05:49 PM
"I have no interest in children,but making them is a different story."~Bayonetta

ftw xD


"I don't like your plan. It sucks." - Yuna (FF10-2)

"I'll be perfectly polite when I send you flying!" -Salsa (eternal sonata) thats one awesome 8 year old (i think shes 8 anyway o3o)

now this isnt really a one liner but it made me llf when i heard it
soldier: "you die"
lightning:"you die first"
(soldier gets thrown out and dies) (FF13)
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Claws on April 09, 2010, 06:42:58 AM
mechanics aren't used to dealing with the imaginative, just with the impossible - my dad!

if hitting doesn't work, hit harder! - quite a lot of ppl...
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: TheGameNinja on April 09, 2010, 07:13:04 AM
"Didn't your mother tell you not to play with fire? Maybe you weren't listening or you were too busy burning the house down." - Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 09, 2010, 07:40:02 AM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on April 09, 2010, 07:13:04 AM
"Didn't your mother tell you not to play with fire? Maybe you weren't listening or you were too busy burning the house down." - Kenshin, Rurouni Kenshin
not a one liner,but still lol

"Case of leadership,everything is your fault"~Hopper(A Bug's Life)
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hyper Shadow 00 on April 09, 2010, 08:24:26 AM
"If you know who his friend is, you know who he is..." Sengal
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 10, 2010, 07:37:38 AM
"My stories only end when I stop running"~Sonic
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Mikey on April 11, 2010, 10:33:18 AM
"A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!" ~Andrew Ryan
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 11, 2010, 10:40:15 AM
Quote from: MikeyLevi on April 11, 2010, 10:33:18 AM
"A MAN CHOOSES, A SLAVE OBEYS!" ~Andrew Ryan
Bioshock right?

"They told me you were their greatest asset,I told them they were off by 2 letters"~one of my classmates to my Chem teacher
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Mikey on April 11, 2010, 10:44:25 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on April 11, 2010, 10:40:15 AM
Bioshock right?

"They told me you were their greatest asset,I told them they were off by 2 letters"~one of my classmates to my Chem teacher
Yes. And ROFL.
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 11, 2010, 11:11:35 AM
"Hey Vegeta,your shoe is untied =O"~Goku from movie 14
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hyper Shadow 00 on April 11, 2010, 02:12:22 PM
"Ask not, what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country..."~President FDR
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 11, 2010, 02:31:55 PM
"For you,destroying your hometown and killing your loved ones was probably the worst day of your life,but for me,it was just a Tuesday."~M.Bison
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Xyno76 on April 11, 2010, 02:39:55 PM
Quoteeeh, whats up doc?
-Buggs Bunny
XD
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hyper Shadow 00 on April 11, 2010, 02:46:45 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on April 11, 2010, 02:31:55 PM
"For you,destroying your hometown and killing your loved ones was probably the worst day of your life,but for me,it was just a Tuesday."~M.Bison

not a one-liner but still nice anyway =D

"Change we can believe in!"~President Obama
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 11, 2010, 03:21:35 PM
"Bardok...when was your son born >_>"~Random Frieza soldier
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Tanassy on April 11, 2010, 03:25:46 PM
''its-a me, Mario!''~super mario XD

''it's time to kick ass and chew bubble gum, and im all out of gum.''~Duke nukem XD
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 11, 2010, 03:29:00 PM
"It's over 9000!"~Vegeta
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: ChaosShadow101 on April 11, 2010, 09:08:29 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on April 10, 2010, 07:37:38 AM
"My stories only end when I stop running"~Sonic

Epic win.

Quote from: windlessusher on April 11, 2010, 10:40:15 AM
Bioshock right?

"They told me you were their greatest asset,I told them they were off by 2 letters"~one of my classmates to my Chem teacher

I lol'd.

on topic - "Don't make me drop a wtf bomb. >.>" ~Me. xD
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: ENDragoon on April 11, 2010, 09:13:40 PM
not quite one liners, but here goes,

"do you ever have a normal day?" "once, it was a thursday" - I-Robot

CAMERON-'The house is moving south at a rate of 1.16mm a month.'
JOHN-'and how does this affect the safety of one John Conner?'
CAMERON-'It doesn't, but we'll need to re paint next summer'
- John and Cameron, Terminator: Sarah Connor Chronicles


DEFINITELY one-liners

"I love the smell of napalm in the morning" - Apocalypse Now

"I'll be back" - The Terminator

"She'll be back" - The Terminator III
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: TheGameNinja on April 12, 2010, 06:22:07 AM
The Tick says all of these in, well, The Tick. XD

"And so, may Evil beware and may Good dress warmly and eat plenty of fresh vegetables."
"Not baked goods, Professor; baked bads."
"Yes, destiny has her hand on my back, and she's pushing."
"Yeah, well, don't count your weasels before they pop, dink!"
"You just toasted the best BLT joint in the tri-state area; prepare to pick up the tab!"

And, of course:
"SPOON!!!!!"


Also, this classic line from The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight:
"I'm The Midnight Bomber What Bombs at Midnight!!!!!"

Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: ENDragoon on April 12, 2010, 04:06:55 PM
"Stop trying to hit me and hit me!" - Morpheous, The Matrix
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on April 12, 2010, 04:13:17 PM
Quote from: ENJACKAL on April 12, 2010, 04:06:55 PM
"Stop trying to hit me and hit me!" - Morpheous, The Matrix
"Stop trying to hit him and HIT HIM!!!"~Bob from Reboot
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: ENDragoon on April 12, 2010, 04:14:50 PM
"Come over to the drunk side" - Bar sign, korriban, KotOR
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Claws on April 12, 2010, 06:48:17 PM
Luke, I am your father! ~ (if you don't already know this one...)
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! ~ Luke, when he heard that...

You're too slow! ~ Sonic

Zoom Zoom ~ Mazda

If life comes over and stomps you in your face, have a cup of coffee... ~ Me
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: darkness shadow on April 12, 2010, 08:30:17 PM
"you're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!" like you haven't heard that one (Italian job for those of u who actually haven't)
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: ENDragoon on April 12, 2010, 08:43:16 PM
"ootinii!" - every single jawa in starwars

"Teenie Jedi! Teenie Jedi!" - Jabba The hutt, return of the jedi

"I'm on your team Idiot!" - UT3

"yippi-kai-ay, mother-f*cker!" - Die hard series

"your one ugly mother-f*cker " - predator

"STAND STILL!!! I need to crush you." - Snowflake - Cats 'n' Dogs



"meechu chaka paka" - EVERY SINGLE BLOODY ALIEN IN KOTOR!!!!
Title: Re: One Liners
Post by: Hakudamashi on July 05, 2010, 01:08:53 PM
"Let us go to fight like men,like ladies,and men who dress like ladies,as for me Gilgamesh,ITS MORPHIN TIME!!!"~Gilgamesh