OH JEEZ, FOR HOW LONG?
*face palms*
My wife is gonna kill me. O_o
BUT HOW WILL I TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY?
oh yeah, that's right, I have my other job. :3
......xD oh wow.
-is such a whore, don't deny it-
I'm the quiet, innocent, outcasted girl now.
But you just wait.
In about five years, I'll have them lining up.
And those shallow bitches will be having surgery done cause they're so damn insecure, and they'll look like shit.
I'll be naturally pretty.
:3
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 11, 2010 04:36 PM
BUT HOW WILL I TAKE CARE OF MY FAMILY?
oh yeah, that's right, I have my other job. :3
Family eh?
.........................
*puts on diaper*
Hey mom, it's almost time to breast feed me. 8D
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 11, 2010 04:44 PM
Family eh?
.........................
*puts on diaper*
Hey mom, it's almost time to breast feed me. 8D
Sweetie, you're far to old to be sucking your mother's breast, what are you, fifteen?
Go find some teenage hooker out there, I'm sure she won't mind.
Here, take these too.
-throws a pack of medical rubber gloves at jkid-
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 11, 2010 04:45 PM
Sweetie, you're far to old to be sucking your mother's breast, what are you, fifteen?
Go find some teenage hooker out there, I'm sure she won't mind.
Here, take these too.
-throws a pack of medical rubber gloves at jkid-
Lift up your shirt bitch. 8D
o3o....lmfao Rendi hash no one. RENDEL AND RENDEL SITTING IN A TREE. B-O-R-E-D as fuck.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 11, 2010 04:49 PM
Lift up your shirt bitch. 8D
Me first
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 11, 2010 04:42 PM
-is such a whore, don't deny it-
I'm the quiet, innocent, outcasted girl now.
But you just wait.
In about five years, I'll have them lining up.
And those shallow bitches will be having surgery done cause they're so damn insecure, and they'll look like shit.
I'll be naturally pretty.
:3
Exactly, when all those other mofos are all using them steriods with their tiny nads, i will be out there flopping away like a boss.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 11, 2010 04:49 PM
Lift up your shirt bitch. 8D
I'm not wearing one...
I have a nightgown on. :3
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 11, 2010 04:51 PM
I'm not wearing one...
I have a nightgown on. :3
Even bette-......meh, still just as good. >:3
Is it...silky? 8D
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 11, 2010 04:53 PM
Even bette-......meh, still just as good. >:3
Is it...silky? 8D
On the inside. >:3
Like princess gloves. :3
I smell a 500th sex topic.
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Apr 11, 2010 04:54 PM
I smell a 500th sex topic.
Bend over, and we will make it the 500th.
Quote from: TranceRaver83 on Apr 11, 2010 04:56 PM
Bend over, and we will make it the 500th.
LMFAO
MY MSN NAME...XDDDDDD Ben Dover.
Oh baby, I like the way you think.
-bends over to pick up the shiny penny on the ground-
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 11, 2010 04:58 PM
Oh baby, I like the way you think.
-bends over to pick up the shiny penny on the ground-
I lol'd
HEY GUYS GUYS..GUESS WHAT?
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 11, 2010 04:54 PM
On the inside. >:3
Like princess gloves. :3
Damn you. >x3
You know too many of my weaknesses. >:U
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on Apr 11, 2010 04:59 PM
I lol'd
HEY GUYS GUYS..GUESS WHAT?
WHAT?
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 11, 2010 05:00 PM
Damn you. >x3
You know too many of my weaknesses. >:U
o3o
Of course I do.
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 11, 2010 05:01 PM
WHAT?
o3o
Of course I do.
But you don't know about jkid #7 so THERE. >:U
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 11, 2010 05:03 PM
But you don't know about jkid #7 so THERE. >:U
>:U
Dang, I got fired even though i don't have one. I must REALYY suck. xD
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 11, 2010 05:03 PM
But you don't know about jkid #7 so THERE. >:U
7? where are the other 6? xD
Quote from: Gamerdude on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 AM
Dang, I got fired even though i don't have one. I must REALYY suck. xD 7? where are the other 6? xD
I f- ATE THEM
Quote from: Gamerdude on Apr 12, 2010 10:43 AM
Dang, I got fired even though i don't have one. I must REALYY suck. xD 7? where are the other 6? xD
You don't need to know. >:U
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 12, 2010 12:09 PM
You don't need to know. >:U
Maybe I do want to know. >:U
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! i got fired?
Quote from: xaio on Apr 12, 2010 03:48 PM
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!! i got fired?
FUCK YEAH.
NOW BEND OVER.
AND PICK UP THAT SHINY PENNY.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE POCKET CHANGE YOU CAN GET.
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 12, 2010 03:49 PM
FUCK YEAH.
NOW BEND OVER.
AND PICK UP THAT SHINY PENNY.
YOU'RE GONNA NEED ALL THE POCKET CHANGE YOU CAN GET.
+1
OH WOOOA!! <333
i love this change.....
now YOU BEND OVER
and i'll give you the shiny penny
I've already picked up my shiny penny, but sure, I can always use another<3
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 12, 2010 03:54 PM
I've already picked up my shiny penny, but sure, I can always use another<3
(remember xaio, pounce , then hump, NOT HUMP THEN POUNCE.)
*crouches, then readies to pounce* OOH LOOK SHINY PENNY!!! *blows up*
o3o
XAIO AND RENDEL SITTIN IN A TREE
B-O-R-E-D AS FCUK
(said fcuk purposely)
I might be getting a summer job. 8D
Im fired.....aw man :(
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 11:42 AM
I might be getting a summer job. 8D
jkdi beez gettin job??
pfft i cut grass for 20 bucks...MOTHUFCUKA
Im a motherfucka aw man :(
Quote from: xaio on Apr 13, 2010 11:45 AM
jkdi beez gettin job??
pfft i cut grass for 20 bucks...MOTHUFCUKA
Yes siree. :3
Landscaping...let's hope I don't break my back. 8D
*gets amys hammer* dont worry i got ur back. no really i got it.*bangs jkids back* like i said "i got your back"
Quote from: RainbowBeautyRocks on Apr 13, 2010 11:45 AM
Im a motherfucka aw man :(
you cut grass? that's HAWT (lol, jk)
who said you were?
sage: you did, dimwit
i wasn't sain it to you "^_^
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 11:46 AM
Yes siree. :3
Landscaping...let's hope I don't break my back. 8D
that's right.. call me sire...wait, call me bossxai
i hope you d...(TAKE:2) let's pray you d...(TAKE:3) let's hope you don't
(the other takes i was about to say "you do")
Landscaping sucks, but it pays well. :3
Same with beach condo housekeeping. >.<
<.< wtf
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 11:49 AM
Landscaping sucks, but it pays well. :3
Same with beach condom housekeeping. >.<
you work in a beach condom?
WELCOM BACK MY LITTLE WHORY :D
how's it feel in there?
(jk about the whory thing, it's a joke i made)
T_T
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 11:49 AM
Landscaping sucks, but it pays well. :3
Same with beach condo housekeeping. >.<
Well, I'll find out this summer. :3
But then I'd have to live with my aunt all summer...
That means no 24/7 jkid Draco bonding time. D=
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 11:54 AM
Well, I'll find out this summer. :3
But then I'd have to live with my aunt all summer...
That means no 24/7 jkid Draco bonding time. D=
D=
But you gotta do what ya gotta do.
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 11:55 AM
D=
But you gotta do what ya gotta do.
Yes. :3
And you'll probably hang out with your BF all summer. :3
And forget about jkid. :[
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 11:58 AM
Yes. :3
And you'll probably hang out with your BF all summer. :3
And forget about jkid. :[
Actually, no, he's going to spend the summer at a wildlife reserve in Colorado...
He's going to be an exotic wildlife vet, so this is great training for him. :3
So I AM going to be alone all summer. -runs off crying-
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 PM
Actually, no, he's going to spend the summer at a wildlife reserve in Colorado...
He's going to be an exotic wildlife vet, so this is great training for him. :3
So I AM going to be alone all summer. -runs off crying-
Yes, yes you are. >:U
Unless I don't get the job, or I just straight up quit. 8D
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 12:00 PM
Actually, no, he's going to spend the summer at a wildlife reserve in Colorado...
He's going to be an exotic wildlife vet, so this is great training for him. :3
So I AM going to be alone all summer. -runs off crying-
WHORE.....bend over and grab my shiny nickle, i have nothing better to do....
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 12:02 PM
Yes, yes you are. >:U
Unless I don't get the job, or I just straight up quit. 8D
;~; Everyone's leaving meeee.
Lestie is going up to NY, Carter's going out to Colorado, alot of my friends are in Marching band, so they'll be in band camp from sunup to sundown, Raven's grounded for the summer, the list goes on. ;~;
-begs her mom to sign her up for the BAGC summer camp, which is really fun, actually<3-
I hope you get it, though. :3
Sounds like it could be really helpful. :3
why's raven grounded for the summer? she failed this year?
Quote from: xaio on Apr 13, 2010 12:07 PM
why's raven grounded for the summer? she failed this year?
Yeah. @-@
She failed like two classes last semester, and so now she can't go anywhere or have anyone over for the entire summer. @-@
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 12:08 PM
Yeah. @-@
She failed like two classes last semester, and so now she can't go anywhere or have anyone over for the entire summer. @-@
DAAAAAYYYYUM
i say just give her 30 ass tapins, she''l listen then..
Why is a raven like a writing desk?
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 12:08 PM
Yeah. @-@
She failed like two classes last semester, and so now she can't go anywhere or have anyone over for the entire summer. @-@
You know what I got when I got held back? A half a school year and an extended Summer Vacation. 8D
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 03:37 PM
You know what I got when I got held back? A half a school year and an extended Summer Vacation. 8D
Lucky bitch. xD
You know what happened when I failed a class?
Neither do I, because I never failed a class.
Smart kid representing the furs.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 03:48 PM
Home school my ass. 8D
I tried to get mom to home school me but she wouldn't >.<
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Apr 13, 2010 03:51 PM
I tried to get mom to home school me but she wouldn't >.<
Because apparently we need to develop "social skills". >.>
Quote from: jkid101094 on Apr 13, 2010 04:15 PM
Because apparently we need to develop "social skills". >.>
well, think about it, we're constantly on forums, it's like being anti-anti-social! XD
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Quote from: TranceRaver83 on Apr 13, 2010 04:37 PM
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FREALLY?!