All you have to do is name a funny way for sonic to die
Like... Sonic goes to the war And gets shot XD
Okay, so he's running at TOP SPEED. I mean AS FAST AS HE CAN. Then, he trips and hits the ground face first, becoming a blue... and red skid mark in a matter of seconds.
They pave over him and rename the street after him. Soon after, Robotnik succeeds in conquering the world...
Then, Sonic Underground happens.
SONIC UNDERGROOOOUUUUND!!!
Sonic runs really fast and slips on a banana peel and falls off a cliff.
Sonic is about to step on a dash panel, but he isnt running.
He steps on it and is pushed with such force he falls, he is then pushed by the dash panel across the ground sliding on his ass. he grinds along the concrete. you know what happens next.
Quote from: DarkFusion on Jun 21, 2010 07:26 PM
Sonic is about to step on a dash panel, but he isnt running.
He steps on it and is pushed with such force he falls, he is then pushed by the dash panel across the ground sliding on his ass. he grinds along the concrete. you know what happens next.
Why does this seem so familiar to me?
Quote from: sth05 on Aug 28, 2010 10:22 PM
Why does this seem so familiar to me?
sawnik shorts 8D
except he's face is being eroded by the pavement, not his ass
sonic runs at top speed to get to a far away platform jumps and hits a tree that pops out of no where and falls with a goofy look on his face :-X and falls to the abyss.
I just don't find death funny, and I don't understand how you guys could, either. >:I
Yes, I'm the buzzkill. 8D
hunters looking for hedgehog in Soviet Russia. THATS Whats happenin'
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Cooked into soup.
Sonic gets crushed by Amy's hug.
I HAVE A NEW IDEA:
He hears Amy's voice and he turns pale so much that he dies. Also,his brain cells dry out.
Sonic tries to do tricks with Shadow. While he sets a farting trap, Shadow gets so Pissed off he Chaos controls out of his room, grabs Sonic in an Empty room, and Punch him out of his crap. And then he leaves sonic dead there, while he teleports back in his room.
sonic trips and and hits a button that sets of a nuke
Sonic's anus bleeds because his spoon is too big.
Sonic falls in an endless pit.
Sonic gets hugged by Amy and his head a-splodes.
Rectal Hemorrhaging.
dies by heart-attack from over-exertions...and rectal hemorrhaging! LOL, now, that was priceless!
NEW:he sees eggman naked and his eyes bleed so much he dies
He gets squaids
He gets eaten by eggman
1thing
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3girls onehedgehog
Maybe accidentally falling into a toxic waste pit?
Bad hygene
yeahhhh-puts on glasses then gets shot-
he knocks eggman out of his eggmobile and then eggman lands on him, fracturing his spine in 11 places, thus leaving him paralyzed and living in a nursing home until death :-[
Some country that eats hedgehogs ate him.
Eggman shoots Sonic, and the rings Sonic collected just flooded the Death egg, causing it to explode all the way down to Earth :D
Quote from: jkid101094 on Nov 7, 2010 04:51 PM
Sonic's anus bleeds because his spoon is too big.
Rejected Cartoons.
Sonic saw my friend's mum. The end.
He took his shoes off, he smelled it, and died
The End
He killed himself last year because he gave up hope for Duke Nukem Forever ever coming out.
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Quote from: TheGameNinja on Dec 1, 2010 08:31 PM
He killed himself last year because he gave up hope for Duke Nukem Forever ever coming out.
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LOL
sonic died because tails married Amy ::)
Chuck Norris. End of story.
Through l;ow quality games. oh wait... thats not funny :'(
so, sonic goes in green hill zone, and ......he dies
Heart attack. Chili dogs aren't very healthy.
Sonic: CHilli dogs
he eat's 99 of them
Tails: sonic you will die
Sonic: no i won't
he goe's to uncle chuck
Uncle Chuck:
well sonic you will die
Sonic: argghhhh tails i wan't to tell you this cough cough
Tails: Sonic :'( :'( :'( :'(
Sonic: tails try to defeat eggman and.....................................
Tails: sonic ??? ??? ??? no sonic :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Sonic: tails, Uncle chuck i think i'm............
Tails and Uncle chuck: sonic nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(
Uncle Chuck:
well :'( it :'( look's :'( like :'( that :'( he :'( ate :'( 99 :'( Chilli :'( dogs :'( .............................
........... WELL THAT'S IT I'M CLOSING DOWN THAT SHOP
Tails: Yeah sonic is :dead: now
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Sonic: tails??? ???
Tails: sonic youur back
Sonic: yeah i'm back now i'm gonna go to Green hill zone
Part 3 soon
Post Merge: January 29, 2011, 04:30:29 PM
Part 3
Uncle chuck: sonic no no don't go to green hill zone
Sonic and tails: we are
Uncle chuck: alright i will go to
All: Let's go Team sonic
.......
Three Hours Later
Eggman: Ha Ha He He your trapped
Sonic: :dead
tails: uncle chuck sonic's dead again
Part 4 comming in April
Sonic dieing a normal death.
ok i changed my mind Part 4
Uncle chuck You bastered i will call you Baldy McNoseHair for now on
Eggman / Baldy McNosehair: Baldy McNoseHair ??? ???
Tails: Yeah Baldy McNoseHair
Eggman/Baldy McNoseHair: Fine
Sonic: Tails ??? Uncle chuck ???
Tails and Uncle Chuck : SONIC Wee called Eggman Baldy McNoseHair
Sonic: Baldy McNoseHair i will remember that one
Find out what happens Next in Part 5 LOL :lol: :lol: LOL In March 23
ok i changed my mined about Part 5
Part 5
EggMan/Baldy McNoseHair: SONICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC,TAILSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS,UNCLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE CHUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK I WILL PUT A CURSH ON YOU
Tails and Uncle Chuck ; Soniccccc Runnnnnnn wit h usssss
Sonic: Ok Tails,Uncle Chuck Come wit ME
Manic: Sonic What are you Doing?
Sonia: Yeah Sonic We MUSt Find Mother
Tails and Uncle Chuck: MOTHER? Who are they talking about
Sonic Underground: Queen Allena
Team Sonic: WERE TEAM SONIC
Sonic Underground: No WERE TEAM SONIC UNDERGROUND
Sonic: Stop Stop it How about Team Sonic sonic underground
Sonic Underground: Ok
Team sonic: Ok that's a DEAL
Team Sonic Sonic Underground :
OKAY LET"S GO FIND MOTHER and let's Split up
Find Out What Happens Next In Part 6
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Part 6 Team Sonic Sonic Underground
Mother?
Gueen Alleana : My Children
Eggman: Hahahahaha Your Protected
Team sonic Sonic UnderGround: :?: ??? ??? :/: ??? ??? /// ///
Part 7 i
COMMING SOON
u sir have fuked up problems
Quote from: SONIC SUPER FAN #1 on Feb 13, 2011 06:26 PM
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Quote from: supersonic196 on Feb 18, 2011 10:48 AM
sth aprroves
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he turns into super sonic goes into space and die of
no air
Quote from: knucklesinsonic2.com on Feb 18, 2011 11:57 AM
he turns into super sonic goes into space and die of
no air
he can breath in space crap for brains
spindashes and breaks his neck
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Feb 18, 2011 01:03 PM
spindashes and breaks his neck
or spindash and throws his organs and guts up
runs into a rock...end of story
GAME OVER
nuff said.
Sonic eats a chili dog, then sees the expiration date, then dies.
Sonic is almost drowning. Then he's waiting for a buble. When there's a buble, Tails gets it and Sonic drowns.
Sonic the Hedgehog is:
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Sonic rolls into Shadow while he's:
Rolling around at the speed of sound
Sonic: "Got places to go, gotta follow my rainbow."
They both:
Can't stick around, have to keep moving on.
Sonic: "Guess what lies ahead"
Shadow: "Only one way to find out"
*Shadow shoots Sonic*
RIP Sonic