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Title: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: jkid101094 on Jul 4, 2010 11:26 PM
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/MegaMan (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/MegaMan)

QuoteOne of the games takes place in 20XX- If this is taken as a mix of Roman and Arabic numerals, then it's 2020. But, Roman numerals subtract the number in front, bringing the year to 0. Furthermore, God is normally depicted as an old man with a white beard, whose "son" he sets forth in the world to save it and either bring back or destroy those he created who were once good, but tempted by evil into sin. Dr. Light is depicted the same way; Mega Man/Jesus is the "son", the ones who turned against Light/God are the Robot Masters/Sinners, and the evil which tempted them is Satan/Dr. Wily, whom are also depicted with similar facial hair. Roll, Proto Man, Rush and the other helpers are apostles. Mega Man X and its games are the Second Coming of Jesus.

    * Zero is Saint Peter, and the Zero Series is about his adventures. ZX is about the Third Coming, and Legends the Fourth. He's stuck in the heavenly revolving door, apparently.
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: HereAndThere on Jul 4, 2010 11:35 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jul  4, 2010 11:26 PM
http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/MegaMan (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WMG/MegaMan)

I wonder why there isn't a religion that belives this shizz..
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: EchidnaPower on Jul 5, 2010 01:33 AM
Pfft. That's all I can say.
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: HereAndThere on Jul 5, 2010 02:13 AM
Quote from: EchidnaPower on Jul  5, 2010 01:33 AM
Pfft. That's all I can say.
Go cry to your imaginary friend called "God". -shot-
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: Skyle369 on Jul 5, 2010 02:57 AM
Quote from: EchidnaPower on Jul  5, 2010 01:33 AM
Pfft. That's all I can say.

Same here... -_-
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: CradledEggle on Jul 5, 2010 06:06 AM
It All Makes Sense Now.
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: Dracoslythe on Jul 5, 2010 09:57 AM
What the fuck.
@-@
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: jkid101094 on Jul 5, 2010 10:48 AM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Jul  5, 2010 09:57 AM
What the fuck.
@-@
My reaction exactly.
These fans and they're little stories...they make me lol.

And no religious arguments here kiddies. >:l
Title: Jesus pwn3d u! (Mega man is Jesus
Post by: NiGHTS on Jul 5, 2010 11:32 AM
The first thing that came to my mind after reading this thread

yes it doesnt really have anything to do with it but... oh well xD

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ukom8ctCu8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ukom8ctCu8)

also if you listen carefully at the start the basketball goes "WEEE" when being thrown into the hoop 8D *shot*
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: Hakudamashi on Jul 5, 2010 11:37 AM
And I thought Microsoft fans were retarded
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: Dracoslythe on Jul 5, 2010 11:55 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on Jul  5, 2010 11:37 AM
And I thought Microsoft fans were retarded
You're telling me.

Of course, no matter what, there are going to be retards in whatever fandom.



Anymore, I'm almost ashamed to call myself a Sonic fan.
Title: Re: Mega Man is Jesus.
Post by: Hakudamashi on Jul 5, 2010 12:25 PM
you should be ashamed for having "FURRY PORN" under your name...