PENIS SIZE THREAD GO
7 inches
10 extra points if you post pics
6 inches. ._.
Yes, I used my hypothetical penis size.
-1000 points if you use Viagra
Quote from: Elija2 on Jul 18, 2010 02:12 PM
-1000 points if you use Viagra
+1000 points if you use the penis-enlarging pump from Austin Powers
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 18, 2010 02:40 PM
+1000 points if you use the penis-enlarging pump from Austin Powers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3WCvULMRUq8)
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 18, 2010 02:40 PM
+1000 points if you use the penis-enlarging pump from Austin Powers
i bet they hurt
Mentlegen.
Congratulations to all of us.
We have set a new record for how fast a thread can be trailed off topic. In this case, roughly 4 posts.
This topic is now about Austin Powers' swedish-made penis enlargement pump
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 18, 2010 02:47 PM
Mentlegen.
Congratulations to all of us.
We have set a new record for how fast a thread can be trailed off topic. In this case, roughly 4 posts.
This topic is now about Austin Powers' swedish-made penis enlargement pump
Only four easy payments of nineteen ninety nine.
But wait!
Call now, and you'll receive this Dr. Evil bobblehead figure. Regularly a twenty dollar value, yours free when you call within the next ten minutes.
My penis inches
(http://monstervine.com/wp-content/2009/01/over9000.jpg)
IT'S OVER 9000 MILLIMETERS!!!!!!!
Quote from: windlessusher on Jul 18, 2010 08:01 PM
My penis inches
(http://monstervine.com/wp-content/2009/01/over9000.jpg)
IT'S OVER 9000 MILLIMETERS!!!!!!!
That's 900 centimeters, which is about 354 inches. What the fuck have you been eating?
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 18, 2010 08:04 PM
That's 900 centimeters, which is about 354 inches. What the fuck have you been eating?
Dragon Balls
(http://img524.imageshack.us/img524/9181/hugehappyca0.gif)
bamp
a little over 6 inches. Woo! go me!
Now I just need a few certain people to post here-shot-
Anyways, mines 0 inches....
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Dec 22, 2010 08:45 PM
Now I just need a few certain people to post here-shot-
Anyways, mines 0 inches....
Would one of them be me? ::)
*shot dead and nuked*
Why the double post? My dear? ::)
And, too bad, then. :P
Quote from: jkid101094 on Dec 22, 2010 09:00 PM
Why the double post? My dear? ::)
And, too bad, then. :P
there's a hidden message in it. postmerging can easily give it away.
ALSOYESIWANTYOUTOPOST-shot-
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Dec 22, 2010 08:55 PM
kindof?-graped-The people who need to be here
Gleech Skyle Fiam?DFX SSB EP?
Aww...aww...I see how it is...*sniffle*
How does Gleech come before jkid? *runs off crying*
Quote from: jkid101094 on Dec 22, 2010 09:19 PM
Aww...aww...I see how it is...*sniffle*
How does Gleech come before jkid? *runs off crying*
SON OF A...
mine is...
divided by ZERO!!!
jk, bouts 4.5 inches?
Gleech always comes before jkid >:0
jk
like Jebus Crust would say: We're all equal sandwiches.
about 20 centimeters
10 iniches.
I declarez this topic very lulzy.
EIGHT INCHES MOTHER FUXXERS. IF I HAD ONE. WAIT. LEMME CHECK. YEAH...I DUN HAVE ONE BUT IT'D BE EIGHT INCHES IF I DID.
mines 34 inches i eat durex pie thats why!!!
Quote from: darkyellowz on Dec 24, 2010 10:09 PM
10 iniches.
I give this post, failure of the fucking month status!
Quote from: electrix the fox on Dec 25, 2010 08:43 AM
mines 34 inches i eat durex pie thats why!!!
...that would hurt...good luck getting a girl with THAT monster.
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Dec 25, 2010 01:43 PM
...that would hurt...good luck getting a girl with THAT monster.
....xDDD
Ilu tobi
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Dec 25, 2010 01:43 PM
...that would hurt...good luck getting a girl with THAT monster.
That's fucking three foot long hotdogs...
(http://usa.stockfood.com/images-pictures/Foot-Long%20Hot%20Dog-663869.jpg)(http://usa.stockfood.com/images-pictures/Foot-Long%20Hot%20Dog-663869.jpg)(http://usa.stockfood.com/images-pictures/Foot-Long%20Hot%20Dog-663869.jpg)
I'd go get that thing checked. When you actually NEED the marque to fit something, then we have problems.
Quote from: electrix the fox on Dec 25, 2010 08:43 AM
mines 34 inches i eat durex pie thats why!!!
ouch :-X that must really suck, if i were you i'd see a doctor and then get a dick transplant
Quote from: electrix the fox on Dec 25, 2010 08:43 AM
mines 34 inches i eat durex pie thats why!!!
that means you can tentacle rape chicks
What would Draco's dick look like?
Quote from: windlessusher on Dec 26, 2010 08:21 AM
What would Draco's dick look like?
Covered in rainbows and glitter
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Dec 26, 2010 08:27 AM
Covered in rainbows and glitter
And teh whit stuffz (nuked)
Bump.
-10 inches.
Quote from: Snooky on Jul 18, 2010 12:52 PM
10 extra points if you post pics
Damn. Nazo wins.
Ha