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Title: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: Proto_Blaze on Aug 4, 2010 09:34 AM
I put a no soliciting sign up to keep them away... and they came today... here is how the conversation went.

JW: Hi
Me: Hi
JW: How are you today?
Me: Good
JW: Do you know where you will go where you die?
Me: There is a cemetery down the street. I am going there.
JW: No, I mean... do you know Jesus?
Me: Yea, he is my cousin (Since im puerto rican i do have a cousin wt that name)
JW: What we mean is.. have you ever been saved?
Me: A life guard saved me from drowning once

They look at me with a wtf look on their face.

JW: Thank you for your time
Me: Have a nice day

They are so fun to mess with! (im christian.. just like to mess with people who come to my door)
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: Super Sonic Boom on Aug 4, 2010 10:10 AM
That's exactly how I would have handled the situation, lmao...and I am Catholic.
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: Proto_Blaze on Aug 4, 2010 10:22 AM
i just found it funny so i went at it lol
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: darkness shadow on Aug 4, 2010 10:37 AM
lmao, it's fun to screw with these people
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: Proto_Blaze on Aug 4, 2010 10:39 AM
Quote from: Darkness Shadow on Aug  4, 2010 10:37 AM
lmao, it's fun to screw with these people

thats why i did it. when my youth pastor did it something else happened... he got them mad enough to say "we would rather walk in the rain then talk to you"... when my youth pastor closes the door a huge lightning storm just blasts through.... the jahova witnesses turn around and see my youth pastor smiling and waving out the window... such win
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: darkness shadow on Aug 4, 2010 10:41 AM
Quote from: Proto_Blaze on Aug  4, 2010 10:39 AM
thats why i did it. when my youth pastor did it something else happened... he got them mad enough to say "we would rather walk in the rain then talk to you"... when my youth pastor closes the door a huge lightning storm just blasts through.... the jahova witnesses turn around and see my youth pastor smiling and waving out the window... such win
lmao XD epic win, they get bitched so much, yet i wonder why they do it XD
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: Proto_Blaze on Aug 4, 2010 11:07 AM
it was epic win... my whole youth group saw it (we had a party at his house)
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: Firestar36 on Aug 4, 2010 12:04 PM
LMAO!!!
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: Proto_Blaze on Aug 4, 2010 01:10 PM
... i love my life soo much lol
Title: Re: My encounter with a Jahova Witness today
Post by: TranceRaver83 on Aug 4, 2010 07:16 PM
This reminds me of this one Jehovah's witness that sat next to me in art.  He always had his bible next to him, and would bitch about everything.  I would talk to a friend about whatever, and he would start interrupting our conversation, and bitch about how we are offending him, then he would preach about jesus.