I shall start.
Your pokemon is a Cyndiaquil and your fight a wild PENIS.
Post what you would do.
Mine is,
Wild PENIS appeared
Its level 1 quite easy.
PENIS used sperm.
You are sprayed with sperm, HP:7
Cyndiaquil used Tackle PENIS' HP:2
PENIS used defense
You used A pokeball.
You captured PENIS.