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There are an estimated 2,000 wolf couples producing energy around-the-clock in a field just outside Austin to provide Dallas with a never-ending flow of clean, renewable power. It's estimated only 30% of wolves participating in the Rough Gay Wolf Sex program are actually gay, and only 70% of those gay couples are in love. As such, wolf morale often falls low. Most wolves are only in the job because they dropped out of high-school, and need to put in 13 hours shifts to support their family at home.
It has been suggested that wolf convicts from the nearby Wolf Penitentiary be brought in for State Labor, under the theory that they'd probably be committing Rough Gay Wolf Rape anyway. However, for reasons unknown, Rough Gay Wolf Rape produces a third less power than consensual Rough Gay Wolf Sex, and bringing criminals into the work environment would likely lower the energy output. Despite this, some people still feel that the convicts need to repay their debt to society one way, and whoring in the Rough Gay Wolf Sex fields as punishment would be justifiable.
Just one hour of Rough Gay Wolf Sex can power the average home for 2.73 days.
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on September 12, 2010, 07:51:36 PM
Just one hour of Rough Gay Wolf Sex can power the average home for 2.73 days.
This can save the world from electricity crisis. xD
Quote from: Skyle369 on September 12, 2010, 11:06:32 PM
This can save the world from electricity crisis. xD
YES.
I shall go tell everyone I know of this.
SELF SEX IS SAFE SEX.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 13, 2010, 02:26:20 PM
SELF SEX IS SAFE SEX.
Jkid, we talked about this, You can get YOURSELF pregnant.
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on September 13, 2010, 03:40:47 PM
Jkid, we talked about this, You can get YOURSELF pregnant.
That's what condoms are for.
Quote from: jkid101094 on September 13, 2010, 03:41:55 PM
That's what condoms are for.
Well, Your condom broke. You don't have to be so rough dude.
Quote from: Rendel The Wolf on September 13, 2010, 03:46:00 PM
Well, Your condom broke. You don't have to be so rough dude.
It wouldn't have if that wolf held still...
Well, maybe you shoulda asked first.
Quote from: TailsLover2010 on September 13, 2010, 01:08:18 PM
WHAT ELECTRICITY CRISIS?
You don't think that electricity is gonna be around forever right? With facebook around, more people use their computers around the world consuming more of the electricity we have left! Maybe few years soon, we'll be relying on Solar energy to power our houses but with
Rough Gay Wolf Sex, we can have major power to be used from Generation from generation, it may last thousands of years!!! ;D
Quote from: Skyle369 on September 14, 2010, 01:11:51 AM
You don't think that electricity is gonna be around forever right? With facebook around, more people use their computers around the world consuming more of the electricity we have left! Maybe few years soon, we'll be relying on Solar energy to power our houses but with Rough Gay Wolf Sex, we can have major power to be used from Generation from generation, it may last thousands of years!!! ;D
You may have an idea there....
Quote from: Skyle369 on September 14, 2010, 01:11:51 AM
You don't think that electricity is gonna be around forever right? With facebook around, more people use their computers around the world consuming more of the electricity we have left! Maybe few years soon, we'll be relying on Solar energy to power our houses but with Rough Gay Wolf Sex, we can have major power to be used from Generation from generation, it may last thousands of years!!! ;D
I've had my house powered by RGWS for YEARS <3.