How to Play:
i'll start the game if it gets old, somebody else start a new topic one member posts something fortunate the other unfortunate, Example:
user 1: i went to the store
user 2: unfortunately There were zombies at the store
user 3: fortunately they were vegetarian
user 4: unfortunately you were wearing a carrot costume
user 5: fortunately i drop in and killed the zombies with a flamethrower
so on and so forth... lets play!
I went for a drive
Unfortunately you fall in a pit that's endless.
fortuantly superman was just on his waqy up and saved yo ass
unforotunately somebody shot him in the head with a kryptonite bullet
fortuantly he was going up so fast that you still made it back to the top anywayz
Unfortunately the guy was fat so he fell back down again
Fortunately, that was a dream
Unfortunately he fell into a darkhole when he went outside. Superman is in there too.
fortunately super didnt have a hole in his head so he flew the guy out of the hole
Unfortuneatly he fell again
(Redo this one. I didn't really understand D: )
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Nov 22, 2010 12:47 PM
Unfortuneatly he fell again
(Redo this one. I didn't really understand D: )
mmmk, reset.... try to make ur answers make a little sense
A man went to the store
Unfortunately, they were all out of condoms and fuzzy handcuffs.
Fortunately there was no shortage of horse tails and dildos.
Unfortunately, someone forgot the lube, so we'll have to go dry tonight.
Fortunately, the are no STD's
unfortunately, everyone was numb and couldnt feel anything
Fortunately, Fisto the sexbot was there to cheer us up.
Unfortunately he made it worse.
Quote from: Afro7hundr on Nov 27, 2010 05:15 PM
Unfortunately he made it worse.
lmao
fortunately I shot his head off with a rifle
Unfortunately, he came back and used his drills.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLm64Hy7BzQ&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLm64Hy7BzQ&feature=related)
NOW ASSUME THE POSITION.
Fortunately the building was evacuated and then nuked
Unfortunately, I pulled the grenade prank.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSHKQO3wi8&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgSHKQO3wi8&feature=related)
fortunately you didnt specify who you pulled it on, therefore
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/135341511/your_argument_is_invalid_by_Xyga.jpg)
Quote from: supersonic196 on Nov 27, 2010 05:30 PM
fortunately you didnt specify who you pulled it on, therefore
(http://www.deviantart.com/download/135341511/your_argument_is_invalid_by_Xyga.jpg)
Unfortunately, it blew up your house. :P
Quote from: jkid101094 on Nov 27, 2010 05:32 PM
Unfortunately, it blew up your house. :P
fortunately everyone in this discussion gets a grandslamwich, they're very popular...
(http://www.northernvirginiamag.com/wp-content/uploads/dennys.jpg)
thus i do not need a house
unfortunatly i eaten it and thrown it up
Quote from: Nightshade the hedgehog on Nov 29, 2010 12:31 PM
unfortunatly i eaten it and thrown it up
fortunately..i brought tacos :3
Unfortunately, a Boomer from L4D came and vomitted all over those tacos.
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Nov 29, 2010 01:24 PM
Unfortunately, a Boomer from L4D came and vomitted all over those tacos.
fortunatly there is a resteraunt near by
unfortunatly it was closed
Quote from: Nightshade the hedgehog on Nov 29, 2010 02:28 PM
unfortunatly it was closed
fortunately the owner arrived with some food
unfortunatly it was burned (awwwwwwwwwwww)
Fortunately, it was a dish that tastes good burned
unfortunatly we felt sick
fortunately the pepto bismol man gave everyone free pepto bismol
unfortunatly ,it was empty
fortunately we went to walmart to get more
unfortunatly it was filled with zombies
fortunately, there were no brains, so they all died
unfortunatly there were vampires too
(why do i keep getting unfortunatly DX)
Fortunately, I had a lockpick.
unfortunatly it was broken D:
fortunately, a pile of Pepto appeared right beside you.
And did I mention that pepto tastes like pink paste?
unfortunatly it had a hair in it
(okay someone take over from me please)
FORTUNATELY that hair was a piece of string-candy.
Unfortunately your in soviet russia, so baby takes candy from you!
fortunately i fed the baby to a lion
unfortunately the lion was a vegitarian
fortunately the lion ate it anyways
unfortunately the lion died
Fortunately we collected the 7 dragon balls
Quote from: windlessusher on Nov 30, 2010 01:54 PM
Fortunately we collected the 7 dragon balls
Unfortunately Dragons only have 2, so there for we have 8 -shot-
Fortunately, Dragons wore garments.
Unfortunately (for you) I became a chick.
Fortunately, I didn't feel gay when I raped you
unfortunatly you went to jail (okay im sticking with it)
Fortunately the jail was a debtor's prison.
In America.
unfortunately the inmates are very...friendly, (lets just keep it that way)
Fortunately they were very attractive females
Unfortunately for you guys, I was one of them.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Dec 1, 2010 06:55 PM
Unfortunately for you guys, I was one of them.
Not thats fortunate
silly child
fortunatly wind was angry
Unfortunately he had an automated gun.
Fortunately, I had the fat man mini-nuke and blew his ass away. ::)
Unfortunately I stuck a live gernade in your pants while you weren't looking and blew you up.
fortunatly he regenerates
Unfortunately, my operation was a failure and now I look like Jaba the Hut.
Fortunately, you got a chinese cookie and you ate it.... BUT.... (Somebody else continue it from here)
Unfortunately...you ate the fortune paper
Fortunately it was MAGYKAL!!
Unfortunately you shat magic glitter for the next five weeks.
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Dec 2, 2010 02:01 PM
Unfortunately you shat magic glitter for the next five weeks.
Fortunately you had alot of glitter for you science project
unfortunatly i crushed itt >:)
Quote from: Nightshade the hedgehog on Dec 3, 2010 02:33 AM
unfortunatly i crushed itt >:)
Fortunately, you cant crush glitter o3o
Unfortunately I burnt it.:3
Fortunately you have fire proof gloves. :3
unfortunately I reversed them and burnt them in a fire..
fortunatley the gloves were magic and summoned a genie
Cops and robbers wishes much?
unfortunately I made 1 wish for him to die. and he died.
fortunately his brother came to take his place
Unfortunately, I made him pay off my surgery loan.
fortunately he's a genie so he had enough money (magically taken from bill gates) to pay it off
Unfortunately I made him pay for something, then I pranked him, put him into his lamp, then burnt it in lava. >:3
Fortunately somebody divided by zero, and we all warped to lowes, where they were giving away hamburgers for no apparent reason
unfortunately I divided by -9 and we warped to normal
Fortunately, I got a steak burger out of it.
unfortunately the burger was filled with deadly radiation
Fortunately, said radiation only revived me because I have the Rad Child perk.
Unfortunately, we had to take his diek!
fortunatly it was weird (idk)
unfortunately I somehow understood it..?
Quote from: xKáyáh'sCátpirèty on Dec 4, 2010 10:28 AM
unfortunately I somehow understood it..?
Fortunately I ignored it, and went on with my life
unfortunatly weegee raped u
Fortunately Maddie was Malleo then Weegee got scared for raping his brother-shot-
then Maddie turned back to normal.
unfortunatly malleo took u from behind
fortunately I turned into Weegee
Unfortunately I raped Weegee.
Fortunately...
ummm...
You played card games...
On motorcycles?
Unfortunately the crashed because paying attention to the cards is more important than the road...
Quote from: Maddie8D on Dec 5, 2010 01:28 PM
Unfortunately the crashed because paying attention to the cards is more important than the road...
Fortunately you were not playing a shadow children's card game
Quote from: Joey Wheeler on Dec 5, 2010 02:19 PM
Fortunately you were not playing a shadow children's card game
Unfortunately i was the cause of the crash
Fortunately only I died. 8D.
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Dec 5, 2010 02:33 PM
Fortunately only I died. 8D.
Unfortunately i was sad
Fortunately I had some phoenix downs laying around
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Dec 5, 2010 02:55 PM
Fortunately I had some phoenix downs laying around
Unfortunately the Phonix wanted them back -shot-
Quote from: Maddie8D on Dec 5, 2010 03:02 PM
Unfortunately the Phonix wanted them back -shot-
fortunately, I could give a DAMN!
Quote from: Solar-Solace on Dec 7, 2010 07:35 PM
fortunately, I could give a DAMN!
Unfortunately You did give a damn and i ran away screaming.
fortunately i came and i had inflamed rage
unfortunately there was a splosion and everyone died
Quote from: supersonic196 on Dec 9, 2010 12:56 PM
unfortunately there was a splosion and everyone died
fortunately, I came out unscathed!
Diplomatic immunity, son
...Wait a second...WHAT?!
unfortunately diplomatic immunity doe not apply on candy mountain, which we all just warped to 2.16 seconds ago
fortunately, I foreseen this and I was able to divert my warping...so, I ended up nowhere near candy mountain.
boo-ya!
Unfortunately, YOU ARE NOW A CARD
fortunately this is pokehman land and yugioh aint allowed 'roud these partz, thus, he is not a card
Quote from: supersonic196 on Dec 9, 2010 06:28 PM
fortunately this is pokehman land and yugioh aint allowed 'roud these partz, thus, he is not a card
Unfortunately, my Blaziken uses BLAST BURN on him
Fortunately, Rayoka came and took him and Chuck Norris down with her pinky finger because she's epic like that.
RAAAAAYYYYYOOOOKKKKKAAAAAA. <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
Unfortunately, I found my shotgun and she "helped" me test it out.
Quote from: Gamerdude on Dec 20, 2010 02:30 PM
Unfortunately, I found my shotgun and she "helped" me test it out.
Fortunately, that was a decoy Rayoka that blew up in you face. Then Ray and I went on our second honeymoon. ::)
*shot*
Unfortunately, I had a blast-proof mask on and i came over to crash your honeymoon.
Fortunately I have a time machine to stop you from being born.
Unfortunately, GD was captured by the guards because it was private and according to ancient law they were forced to cut off his left testicle, staple it to his head, strip him and glue him to a post upside down so that passerbys could have their way with him.
Fortunately, this was all just one bad fanfic and none of this ever happened.
Unfortunately, a God decided it to happen irl.
Fortunately, I still got my dream honeymoon with Rayoka...after the sex change. o3o
Unfortunately, the GD in the fanfic wasn't me and I went home like nothing ever happened
Fortunately, you were eaten by walking piranhas on the way home. :P
Unfortunately. I respawned in my house and I killed them all with a oversized hammer.
...Wait... that's messed up, mate.
Fortunately, I LOST THE GAME
Unfortunately, you respawn in 2.82 seconds
Fortunately, I'm a graveyard camper.
Unfortunately, this game died. -shot-
Fortunately you revived it
Unfortunately I killed it again.
Fortunately I killed Jkid.
Unfortunately I'm immortal.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Sep 29, 2011 12:01 AM
Unfortunately I'm immortal.
Fortunately, I locked you away for eternity
Unfortunately I broke out.
Fortunately you happened to break out into a parallel dimension.
Unfortunately I found my way back and raped you to death. D<
*slapped silly*
Fortunately, I'm the Chrestomanci.
Unfortunately I literally exploded 8 times during.
Fortunately, my name was called as you exploded
Unfortunately that didn't matter.
fortunately i was there and destroyed you both
fortunately i dont have to go to school
Quote from: JetTheHawk. on Sep 29, 2011 03:34 AM
fortunately i dont have to go to school
Unfortunately i'm a creeper and i'm hissing at you.
fortunately i have bug spray
Quote from: JetTheHawk. on Sep 29, 2011 04:20 AM
fortunately i have bug spray
Unfortunately creepers aren't bugs so that does jack shit.
Fortunately creepers are bugs thanks to my magic hot dog.
fortunately i ate the hot dog so im magic now
Unfortunately, the hotdog was 25% chimp feces.
Fortunately chimp feces are an excellent source of vitamin C. And part of a balanced breakfast.
unfortunately it still tastes like shit. (haha, that was actually unintended)
Fortunately, that was some good shit
Quote from: Jazz Nova on Sep 29, 2011 12:49 PM
Fortunately, that was some good shit
Unfortunately it made your balls inert