I have to sell my slave contract to keep my house so I'm giving it to the highest bidder. :P
Don't miss this once in a lifetime chance to have a jkid slave...or whatever else you'd fucking use me for. 8D
Please dun let Tana get it. He's gonna fucking kill me. ;~;
*holds hand up*
I see no prices from either of you. :U
Your slave contract for my porn collection?
-slapped-
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Sep 8, 2011 07:25 AM
Your slave contract for my porn collection?
-slapped-
Done.
*fucking burned alive*
I'll take 20.
(http://i295.photobucket.com/albums/mm124/EliJetSet/1302975777147.png)
Sonic generations collector's edition? :P
I'll give you Draccy and her porn and my porn and $22. ...and some snacks. Deal?
Quote from: TobiTheGoodGirl on Sep 8, 2011 08:47 AM
I'll give you Draccy and her porn and my porn and $22. ...and some snacks. Deal?
The current highest bidder.
She can get you back on that. As soon as she owns you she pretty much has rights to everything she gave to you anyway. xD
Quote from: [Tana~] on Sep 8, 2011 09:28 AM
She can get you back on that. As soon as she owns you she pretty much has rights to everything she gave to you anyway. xD
She still has the highest bid. But the jokes on her because I already own Draci's soul. :P
I'll give you 50 dollars and 5 dA points if you'll take a crash course in spriting for the Dash Adventure. (PS: I'm only half-kidding. O_O)
Quote from: EchidnaPower on Sep 8, 2011 10:03 AM
I'll give you 50 dollars and 5 dA points if you'll take a crash course in spriting for the Dash Adventure. (PS: I'm only half-kidding. O_O)
I can't sprite and this is for my slave contract, not work. :P
*slapped*
Exactly, as my slave you'll take a crash course and learn how to sprite for the Dash Adventure.
OIC, well, EP is the current highest bidder as he's offering me something psychical (in an internet sense) I can't get anywhere else. :P
My offer to you is... a shiny penny and your pants back. Maybe a slight bit of my respect... maybe
Quote from: NiGHTS on Sep 8, 2011 10:35 AM
My offer to you is... a shiny penny and your pants back. Maybe a slight bit of my respect... maybe
Oooooo! Shiny! o3o
But no, EP is the current highest bidder.
nine hundred million dollars,
and what else what else......
The Moon and Uranus.
Sexual favours in real life.
I'll pay a guy to draw you whatever hentai you want.
I'll tell everyone you're cool (and I'll act like it's the truth).
I call bullshit on both of you.
im serious, honest
I refuse to sell you my slave contract.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Sep 8, 2011 10:38 AM
Oooooo! Shiny! o3o
But no, EP is the current highest bidder.
FOOL!
you just lost yourself a shiny penny