I saw this on another forum and I thought it would be fun.
The title explains it all. Just bang you're head against the keyboard and post the results, like so:
tgyfhv6
hjjhnb
I actually had to lift my laptop and slam it on my head. :3
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...I'm not kidding, that's what I got.
I slid my head from the right to the left and I got one letter.
gf
I can't use my face. My nose is fucked up enough as is without me rebreaking it, so I just karate chopped the keyboard instead.
rtfgvv
Ok.
bgtgt
Awww yeyuh
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lol
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Quote from: Dracoslythe on Jun 5, 2012 11:00 AM
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This is the most bullshit post I've ever seen.
probably because it's latin
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jun 5, 2012 11:27 AM
This is the most bullshit post I've ever seen.
The joke. You missed it.
(http://i241.photobucket.com/albums/ff141/dracoslythe/Well%20Then/tumblr_lu988w5mEO1r35piuo1_400.gif)
Quote from: Mephiles on Jun 5, 2012 11:44 AM
probably because it's latin
I wasn't exactly sure. She's lucky I didn't ban her thinking she was a spam bot.
you can still get her for "english only", but that would be a waste of time. xD
Quote from: Mephiles on Jun 5, 2012 11:55 AM
you can still get her for "english only", but that would be a waste of time. xD
Yeah there's only one problem with that
This is the offtopic section. That doesn't really apply here
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jun 5, 2012 11:50 AM
I wasn't exactly sure. She's lucky I didn't ban her thinking she was a spam bot.
And that's why I always look for sidebar/signature
Quote from: Dracoslythe on Jun 5, 2012 05:41 PM
And that's why I always look for sidebar/signature
I did which is why you're still posting, silly. =P
jkid.
Huh, that's odd.
mjkil
Okay.
tgbyh6ty
Yeahhhhhh!!!!!
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lolwut
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lool. That was fun.
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wat.
bn
Dafaq.
ytghyttyggtgrgt5rttfgrtrt5r
OHHH....YES! NEW RECORD
tgfi jmn, mk,jn,nh y
Okay.
bhbbggbvfbgvtgbvfcf cfvv
WINNER
b vhjnmiu76uyh n
gttfgtrdfgtrhjuhgtfrhyju
New keyboard.
bn
hjnmbgbvf jmng
lol
ghb hnj mnj mnjhbmhnjb hnb nb vhn
This is what I got. Mostly upper letters. (Atleast there's no Q)
Nothing? :/
8iu 6hyt
thats what i got
bvbhnjyhjnuhgfvhgbvfcv, hyggftvh;ujhygvgvbkl';,m fsdb .; http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1P6g8DdQUG8hgxsdfvggfrtvfnhjmggh hgh
thats what i got
gfrgthy
ouo whut
Quote from: Ghirahim on Oct 30, 2012 04:32 PM
gfrgthy
ouo whut
I BET I CAN OUT HEADSMASH KEYBOARD YOU
bgv
HAH BEAT THAT
Quote from: TailsLover2010 on Nov 2, 2012 03:59 PM
I BET I CAN OUT HEADSMASH KEYBOARD YOU
bgv
HAH BEAT THAT
>:U!!! THIS MEANS WAR
fgbvh
njmk988i
Awwyeaaah ewe I'm such a rebel! I banged the keyboard on my head instead! what nao betches?
hujcfnhyju THATS MY RESULTS! :3
I got:
yu7hj
ok then lets see
nothing huh thats strange
ffttrghjkhgtr4e3wedfghjkkijuhytgrewsrdftghjkjiytr5e4rdfghjklIdxsddjfryjsuckfgdhgjhrdgdes,mifds467uihdickuyheyfghjefhyudajkdfui
nobody else seemed to bang their head more than once
We can write Twilight with our head
Proof : I wrote the chapter 1:
hujyèy-uh-hh-hfgtrvhujnyèhyuèj ;D
Ha
It's Justin... Bieber
I can take you to a new world
Take your problems away
Tell me what you wanna do girl
Just come right this way
I don't never need a new girl (no)
Cause you're here to stay
Let me show you what I do girl
And you'll never leave.
You want me
Girl, you know you want me
You want me, you want me
Girl, you know you want me right (go) right (go)
Right, right
Girl, you know you want me right
Yeah you said that you love me
Yeah I said that I love you too
Let you know that you're lovely
Flowers for nothing just for you
You know I got you until the whole world ends
You know I got you
Won't you come and be my girlfriend?
[Rap:]
Cause you're scared to fall.
But you won't spread your wings.
You know it's hard to fly.
When you don't try new things.
And I'm a be the one to make you smile for a minute
Put your head down, let it down for a minute.
Baby, (baby) this sounds crazy (this sounds crazy)
Thinking bout you lately (thinking bout you lately)
I just need a... I just need a lady
(Save me)
I can take you to a new world
Take your problems away
Tell me what you wanna do girl
Just come right this way
I don't never need a new girl
Cause you're here to stay
Let me show you what I do girl
And you'll never leave.
You want me
Girl, you know you want me
You want me, you want me
Girl, you know you want me right, right
Right, right
Girl, you know you want me right
I can take you to a new world
Take your problems away
Tell me what you wanna do girl
Just come right this way
I don't never need a new girl
Cause you're here to stay
Let me show you what I do girl
And you'll never leave.
You want me
Girl, you know you want me
You want me, you want me
Girl, you know you want me right, right
Right, right
Girl, you know you want me right
I get it.
Making my way downtown walking fast
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I need you
And I miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight
It's always times like these when I think of you
And I wonder if you ever think of me
'Cause everything's so wrong and I don't belong
Living in your precious memories
'Cause I'll need you
And I'll miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you tonight
And I, I don't want to let you know
I, I drown in your memory
I, I don't want to let this go
I, I don't
Making my way downtown walking fast
Faces pass and I'm home bound
Staring blankly ahead just making my way
Making a way through the crowd
And I still need you
And I still miss you
And now I wonder
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass us by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you
If I could fall into the sky
Do you think time would pass me by?
'Cause you know I'd walk a thousand miles
If I could just see you, if I could just hold you tonight
GOD DAMMNED IT I WROTE A THOSAND MILES AGAINNNNNNN
I have a laptop so not doing that