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Title: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 04, 2012, 12:25:14 PM
http://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/think-well/201102/why-women-are-the-superior-gender

"And then there's parthenogenesis! A form of asexual reproduction found exclusively in females, where growth and development of embryos occurs without fertilization by a male. What's more, parthenogenesis always results in female progeny because the offspring invariably possess two X chromosomes. While there are no known cases of naturally occurring mammalian parthenogenesis in the wild, it does occur in a variety of species and is a possibility in humans. Hence, it is theoretically possible for women to reproduce without any male, genetic contribution (i.e., sperm) while it is impossible for men to procreate without women. Score another point (their seventh) for the girls."

The only use men serve in society is now void.

Fuck manhood.

I'm joking, you silly fucktarts.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: SmashFinale on June 04, 2012, 12:28:36 PM
Men still got the NBA.
Not that any of you give a fuck.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: TheGameNinja on June 04, 2012, 12:45:50 PM
Parthenogenesis has never been found to occur in humans though.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: The Forgotten Alex on June 04, 2012, 12:46:48 PM
But atleast we can touch ourselves and dont shove things down our parts
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 04, 2012, 12:48:16 PM
Quote from: TheGameNinja on June 04, 2012, 12:45:50 PM
Parthenogenesis has never been found to occur in humans though.
It's possible though, apparently. If it does come out to be true then that means every man could die off and women would still be able to preserve life. Being the forum's sexist bastard I find that pretty awesome.

Quote from: Miles The Hedgehawk on June 04, 2012, 12:46:48 PM
But atleast we can touch ourselves and dont shove things down our parts
I love you, Alex, but this may be the most pointless thing I've ever heard you say.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Elija2 on June 04, 2012, 04:57:52 PM
That is the stupidest article I have ever read.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 04, 2012, 05:03:57 PM
Quote from: Elija2 on June 04, 2012, 04:57:52 PM
That is the stupidest article I have ever read.
Bow down, slave, for you are inferior.

Give in to the whims of our feminine overlords.

Your only chance for redemption is to admit that as a man you are worthless and become a glorious female through surgery.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Dracoslythe on June 04, 2012, 05:05:33 PM
The only use for men in society?
Men have always been dominant.  It's a theme throughout history.
While yes, women have rose up and showed more dominance today, they are still the more submissive sex.
Men are needed in society a lot more than you think.

Also, like Derek said:
Parthenogenesis hasn't been found to occur in humans.
It's possible, yes.  But not scientifically proven.



And if I'm not mistaken, you are biologically a male, no?
That means that even if you were to undergo the surgery, you would still have no use in this world.
Get at me.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 04, 2012, 05:12:07 PM
Quote from: Dracoslythe on June 04, 2012, 05:05:33 PM
The only use for men in society?
Men have always been dominant.  It's a theme throughout history.
While yes, women have rose up and showed more dominance today, they are still the more submissive sex.
Men are needed in society a lot more than you think.

Also, like Derek said:
Parthenogenesis hasn't been found to occur in humans.
It's possible, yes.  But not scientifically proven.



And if I'm not mistaken, you are biologically a male, no?
That means that even if you were to undergo the surgery, you would still have no use in this world.
Get at me.
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 04, 2012, 12:25:14 PM
I'm joking, you silly fucktarts.
Besides, you can only say that because your soul has a dick. =P

Dominance or not that doesn't change anything. I'd say lions are the more dominant species compared to cattle but there is much more cow in my diet than lion.

Maybe that isn't the greatest example but I think you get my point.

If it is you'll be shitting bricks.

At least I can admit that being a man is horrible. I may not have an reproductive uses but you can't say I don't have every other trait that you would expect a woman to have, can you?

Also, I might as well add that despite my defense I never claimed to be superior and would happily bow down and support the feet of my female master. *shot*
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Hakudamashi on June 04, 2012, 06:02:29 PM
If you mean dominant over the kitchen, then sure...
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 04, 2012, 08:09:19 PM
-Insert Insulted Comment From Idiotic Man Here-
But really, in the end men will become extinct.
It'll happen in a couple of thousand years though...
SorryJkid, no female overlords for you c: -shot-
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 12:35:22 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on June 04, 2012, 06:02:29 PM
If you mean dominant over all life, the universe and everything, then sure...
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 05, 2012, 12:41:36 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 12:35:22 AM

What about Jeexx? Will they be dominant over Jeexx? -shot-
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 12:42:06 AM
Quote from: Jeexx on June 05, 2012, 12:41:36 AM
What about Jeexx? Will they be dominant over Jeexx? -shot-
Yes
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Hakudamashi on June 05, 2012, 07:19:06 AM
What's so great about women anyway? They only had one job to do, take care of the house, and not only did they rage quit it, but they also had to plunge the world into chaos while doing it.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 07:31:13 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on June 05, 2012, 07:19:06 AM
What's so great about women anyway? They only had one job to do, take care of the house, and not only did they rage quit it, but they also had to plunge the world into chaos while doing it.
What's so great about men anyway? They only had one job to do, provide the sperm needed to reproduce, and not only did they abuse it, but they also had to plunge the world into chaos while doing it.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 05, 2012, 07:39:05 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 12:42:06 AM
Yes
But...But...But...Jeexx is like a female ; ^ ;
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 07:41:21 AM
Quote from: Jeexx on June 05, 2012, 07:39:05 AM
But...But...But...Jeexx is like a female ; ^ ;
Bullshit.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Dracoslythe on June 05, 2012, 09:15:07 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on June 05, 2012, 07:19:06 AM
What's so great about women anyway? They only had one job to do, take care of the house, and not only did they rage quit it, but they also had to plunge the world into chaos while doing it.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 05, 2012, 09:20:49 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 07:41:21 AM
Bullshit.
Bawt...Jeexx has been told so on multiple occasions. -shot-
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 09:26:07 AM
Quote from: Jeexx on June 05, 2012, 09:20:49 AM
Bawt...Jeexx has been told so on multiple occasions. -shot-
Those people were high.

Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Hakudamashi on June 05, 2012, 05:04:28 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 07:31:13 AM
What's so great about men anyway? They only had one job to do, provide the sperm needed to reproduce, and not only did they abuse it, but they also had to plunge the world into chaos while doing it.
Men invented most of the things u use everyday, it's also men who were intended to all the harsh grunt work so that his woman and children can live happy.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: xSalashawty on June 05, 2012, 06:09:33 PM
For those that think women will dominate the world, there is about 1.7-1.2 men for every woman roaming this earth. It's possible that women can take over because apparently we can reproduce w/o actual sperm. If there is THAT many men for every woman in a world with a population of 7 billion and more, I'm sure males would be the less dominant gender roaming by the time the sun turns red.

With that said, I'm sure none of that or amything upcoming in this post was near on-topic, but if you want to know, then go on. It merely fits the topic's name. Don't take it to heart. It just shows that women could be better at academics whereas men could be better at physical things.
Quote from: Salas's brother - 6/1/12You know the two sides of our brain? There's something that has to connect it, right? Well, women have better connection between their two sides, basically saying that they're more balanced then men. One thing that can be enabled from this is the fact that they can speak and think similtaniously - giving a pretty good chance of why women are good at arguing. This would also mean that they usually could express their anger by talking about their issues, which is where gossip occurs. Even if no one's listening, they feel better relieving things out verbally. Men, however, have a little less connection and would usually depend on one side. Given this, they can sometimes express themselves w/o thinking due to the slightly lower connection they have - so if he's pissed and says something, later admitting he didn't think before he spoke, he's probably being honest. Since they are more on one side, left/right, men are usually two types, athletic or academic. Athletic men can relieve stress by being physical, which is where boxing occurs. -insert about the academic relief-
Oh, and men don't always have a less connection between their brains, don't get me wrong, alright?   
those aren't his exact words. I only remember these parts, and most of the details. Some of it is wrong, some I didn't include. This is barely on topic -- so sorry for offing my post here.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 06:14:00 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on June 05, 2012, 05:04:28 PM
it's also men who were intended to all the harsh grunt work so that his woman and children can live happy.
Just like the slaves they are. See? At least some men already know their places.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: SmashFinale on June 05, 2012, 06:18:59 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 06:14:00 PM
Just like the slaves they are. See? At least some men already know their places.
>doesnt see a "im joking" text
>implies jkid is serious

GASP! JKID HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THANG?!
i guess it's time to send in the cats for this case.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 06:23:44 PM
Quote from: SmashFinale on June 05, 2012, 06:18:59 PM
>doesnt see a "im joking" text
>implies jkid is serious

GASP! JKID HOW COULD YOU SAY SUCH A THANG?!
i guess it's time to send in the cats for this case.
This entire topic is a joke. Didn't I already explain this?
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: SmashFinale on June 05, 2012, 06:27:37 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 06:23:44 PM
This entire topic is a joke. Didn't I already explain this?
Quote from: SmashFinale on June 05, 2012, 06:18:59 PM
i guess it's time to send in the cats for this case.
Because cats always solve cases for female dominance right?
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 06:28:34 PM
Quote from: SmashFinale on June 05, 2012, 06:27:37 PM
Because cats always solve cases for female dominance right?
If you're making a joke about pussy I'm not laughing. *shot*
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 05, 2012, 08:12:10 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 09:26:07 AM
Those people were high.


Bawt...Bawt...I have many friends that are female :c -shot-
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 08:16:39 PM
Quote from: Jeexx on June 05, 2012, 08:12:10 PM
Bawt...Bawt...I have many friends that are female :c -shot-
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 09:26:07 AM
Those people were high.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 05, 2012, 08:23:52 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 08:16:39 PM

Bawt...I'd be a useful person c:
I shouldn't be a slave, I should be higher than a slave :3 -shot-
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 08:24:33 PM
Quote from: Jeexx on June 05, 2012, 08:23:52 PM
Bawt...I'd be a useful person c:
I shouldn't be a slave, I should be higher than a slave :3 -shot-
You must also be high.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: The Forgotten Alex on June 06, 2012, 08:45:28 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 04, 2012, 12:48:16 PM.
I love you, Alex, but this may be the most pointless thing I've ever heard you say.

Quote from: jkid101094 on June 04, 2012, 12:48:16 PM
most pointless thing.

Oh Jkid, Jkid, Jkid...

If only you knew me in real life.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 06, 2012, 08:50:54 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 08:24:33 PM
You must also be high.
Yes, yes I am :c
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Hakudamashi on June 06, 2012, 07:06:53 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 05, 2012, 06:14:00 PM
Just like the slaves they are. See? At least some men already know their places.
Thus you just admitted that women need men.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 06, 2012, 07:31:51 PM
Quote from: windlessusher on June 06, 2012, 07:06:53 PM
Thus you just admitted that women need men.
How so?

Excuse for for using this example and I will never bring it up again but before the Civil War southerners didn't exactly need slaves either. To the south they were just a convince that hadn't been outlawed yet. Any white man could have easily gotten up and worked for his share but he didn't because there were people who did it for him.

My point is that that comment holds absolutely no merit.

Also if you missed my quote the past few times this topic was a joke. I'm really sorry for bringing up something that offensive but as tired as I am I can;t think of any other examples.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Hakudamashi on June 08, 2012, 07:31:35 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 06, 2012, 07:31:51 PM
How so?

Excuse for for using this example and I will never bring it up again but before the Civil War southerners didn't exactly need slaves either. To the south they were just a convince that hadn't been outlawed yet. Any white man could have easily gotten up and worked for his share but he didn't because there were people who did it for him.

My point is that that comment holds absolutely no merit.

Also if you missed my quote the past few times this topic was a joke. I'm really sorry for bringing up something that offensive but as tired as I am I can;t think of any other examples.
I understood that this was a joke topic, and I was just playing along, but to use such an example when we're just screwing around? Jkid, I expected better from you.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 08, 2012, 07:37:05 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on June 08, 2012, 07:31:35 AM
I understood that this was a joke topic, and I was just playing along, but to use such an example when we're just screwing around? Jkid, I expected better from you.
Actually there I was trying to make a point in the only way I knew how.

Like I said, I apologize but that was the only way I could think to explain my opinion. If it makes you feel better I was super fucking tired yesterday and I already regret posting that.

Though you seemed to be going at it seriously too. I never expected an argument to come out of this. I only expected a few joke responses.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Hakudamashi on June 08, 2012, 07:41:13 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on June 08, 2012, 07:37:05 AM
Though you seemed to be going at it seriously too. I never expected an argument to come out of this. I only expected a few joke responses.
I don't see how you can take anyone seriously when the argument is "___ don't need ___".
Even without bringing religion into this, no sane person can deny that we all need each other to coexist to have a stable living environment.

But seriously, we have to compete with vibrators, if women can asexually reproduce.... well f*ck.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: jkid101094 on June 08, 2012, 07:44:43 AM
Quote from: windlessusher on June 08, 2012, 07:41:13 AM
I don't see how you can take anyone seriously when the argument is "___ don't need ___".
Even without bringing religion into this, no sane person can deny that we all need each other to coexist to have a stable living environment.

But seriously, we have to compete with vibrators, if women can asexually reproduce.... well f*ck.
To be honest I'm not sure what to take seriously these days.
If we didn't we the things we didn't need wouldn't be here anymore.

Welcome to the future.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Princessofthechaosemerald on June 08, 2012, 07:58:04 AM
Maddie is dominate.

He me Rawr. -shotdead-
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: Hakudamashi on June 08, 2012, 08:08:59 AM
*Hear

silly woman.
Title: Re: Why Women are Superior to Men
Post by: HereAndThere on June 08, 2012, 08:43:06 AM
Quote from: Maddie8D on June 08, 2012, 07:58:04 AM
Maddie is dominate.

He me Rawr. -shotdead-
Yes, Maddie Are Dominate.
All hail Maddie.