The button called "Tell Friend"
Because you know nobody has friends.
There are so many fails here.
(http://puu.sh/Dq5v)
...Stock? I guess they only have enough parts to do 52 more repairs.
Bob the Builder?
(http://puu.sh/G52r)
"Request this item from your local retailer"
Because stores almost never have the thing you want when you go there.
(http://puu.sh/OHdk)