I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
Why does this sound familiar?
one of the most famous and overused copypastas ever.
ugh.
Quote from: Flandre Scarlet on October 01, 2012, 03:48:31 PM
I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
story of my internet life
What the swag did you just bloody say about me, you little nigga? I'll have you know I graduated top of swag class in the Navy swags, and I've been involved in numerous swagger jaggers in Swag-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed swags. I am trained in snapback warfare and I'm the top swagger in the entire US swag'd forces. You are nothing to me but just another nerd. I will swag you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the swagternet? Think again, nigga. As we speak I am swagging my secret stash of weed across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the swag, nigga. The swag that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You're fucking dead, nigga. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare baggy jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed swag, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Swag and I will swag to my full extent to wipe your miserable swag off the face of the continent, you little nigga. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "swag" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking swag. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn nigga. I will shit swag all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, nigga.
I GOT BORED OK, OK? OK.
Quote from: Jordan teh Echidna on October 02, 2012, 08:51:27 AM
What the swag did you just bloody say about me, you little nigga? I'll have you know I graduated top of swag class in the Navy swags, and I've been involved in numerous swagger jaggers in Swag-Qaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed swags. I am trained in snapback warfare and I'm the top swagger in the entire US swag'd forces. You are nothing to me but just another nerd. I will swag you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the swagternet? Think again, nigga. As we speak I am swagging my secret stash of weed across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the swag, nigga. The swag that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your swag. You're fucking dead, nigga. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can swag in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare baggy jeans. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed swag, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Swag and I will swag to my full extent to wipe your miserable swag off the face of the continent, you little nigga. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "swag" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking swag. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn nigga. I will shit swag all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, nigga.
I GOT BORED OK, OK? OK.
I thought Nazo did that version?
You did?
When? o3o
I spent 5 minutes typing it up from my mind.
Quote from: Jordan teh Echidna on October 02, 2012, 06:15:30 PM
You did?
When? o3o
I spent 5 minutes typing it up from my mind.
Yours is similar, actually.
(http://puu.sh/1b9jK)
gorilla warfare rofl
Quote from: Mephiles on October 03, 2012, 04:27:51 PM
gorilla warfare rofl
Its actually spelled guerilla warfare.
Quote from: Noemi.G on November 02, 2012, 01:59:58 AM
soniczoneforum.com is the perfect phorum for anyone who wants to know about this topic. You know so much its almost hard to argue with you (not that I really would want...HaHa). You definitely put a new spin on a subject thats been written about for years. Great stuff, just great! Great!
I swear to god these bots are gaining sentience.
Quote from: SmashFinale on November 02, 2012, 03:13:49 AM
I swear to god these bots are gaining sentience.
or they're people that have chips in the back of their heads that tell them to spam all the time.