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GENERAL => Spam => Topic started by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 12:53:51 PM

Title: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 12:53:51 PM
Being a deity isn't all fun and games, you know, so I'm going to use this topic to complain.

Like for one, you guys say you have trouble finding a lover? Imagine being me where out of all the fish in the sea only two even come close to being good enough for you, and then they're either Australian, a lesbian or even an Australian Lesbian.

Oh and then don't forget your followers. My God are they ungrateful sacks of shit sometimes. We got people from these other religions asking for unwavering obedience and the blood of your firstborn son and all I want is a fucking tuna sandwich but noooooooo. Apparently I have to bring your dead grandma back to live and give you a bigger cock before I've even worth white bread.

I swear being a beautiful, serene woman like I am is hard. I dare one of you fuckers to switch places with me for a day. See how happy you are when you ask someone for a back rub and they encase your ass in stone. It took me two weeks to get that shit out of my hair.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: NiGHTS on January 15, 2014, 01:29:15 PM
Sounds like a typical Friday night tbh.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 01:30:21 PM
Well imagine a typical Friday night seven days a week.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Tanassy on January 15, 2014, 01:36:19 PM
I'll always be here for you~
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 15, 2014, 01:47:11 PM
Noone likes a Goddess that complains
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 01:52:26 PM
Quote from: Tana on January 15, 2014, 01:36:19 PM
I'll always be here for you~
You're one of my favorites~

Quote from: Hakudamashi on January 15, 2014, 01:47:11 PM
Noone likes a Goddess that complains
It's better than one that doesn't answer at all. >:I
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 15, 2014, 02:03:18 PM
Well you could answer in a manner befitting a Goddess.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Tanassy on January 15, 2014, 02:04:13 PM
N'aww. thanks~
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 02:11:04 PM
Quote from: Hakudamashi on January 15, 2014, 02:03:18 PM
Well you could answer in a manner befitting a Goddess.
Do you want Shakespearean English too?

Dost thou prefer my monologues be made in a fashion more similar to modern religious texts?

Really I suck at it so I hope not.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Elija2 on January 15, 2014, 02:22:06 PM
You're the only Goddess I know with a hentai collection.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 02:25:10 PM
How many others do you know?
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 15, 2014, 02:30:08 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 02:11:04 PM
Do you want Shakespearean English too?

Dost thou prefer my monologues be made in a fashion more similar to modern religious texts?

Really I suck at it so I hope not.
Could you try?
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 03:02:55 PM
The task that thou hast bestow'd upon me hath proven most enraging. I pray thee don't ev'r put me through this again. I'm so upset I resort'd to using a translat'r. It sucks, by the way.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 15, 2014, 03:04:46 PM
But it's cute.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 03:11:09 PM
Well, haply if thou thinks it's cute. I'll try harder when i can focus moo.

Why is 'More' translated to 'moo'? I'm a Goddess, not a fucking cow.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 15, 2014, 03:14:57 PM
Quote from: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 03:11:09 PM
Well, haply if thou thinks it's cute. I'll try harder when i can focus moo.

Why is 'More' translated to 'moo'? I'm a Goddess, not a fucking cow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdMqg5hWDQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdMqg5hWDQ)
I died.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: shadowDOESrock on January 16, 2014, 04:03:03 AM
Quote from: jkid101094 on January 15, 2014, 03:11:09 PM
Why is 'More' translated to 'moo'? I'm a Goddess, not a fucking cow.

can i milk you
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 16, 2014, 05:44:32 AM
Quote from: {Your Lovely Kyo}~ on January 16, 2014, 04:03:03 AM
can i milk you
(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110812022108/nichijou/images/0/0f/Ep2_yuuko_mio_reaction_face.png)
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: shadowDOESrock on January 16, 2014, 06:03:47 AM
Quote from: Hakudamashi on January 16, 2014, 05:44:32 AM
(http://static1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110812022108/nichijou/images/0/0f/Ep2_yuuko_mio_reaction_face.png)

I had to
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 16, 2014, 06:06:43 AM
I'm sure you did...
you creep.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: jkid101094 on January 16, 2014, 11:59:07 AM
Quote from: {Your Lovely Kyo}~ on January 16, 2014, 04:03:03 AM
can i milk you
Not with that attitude thou can't.
Title: Re: Lament of an Eternal Goddess
Post by: Hakudamashi on January 16, 2014, 01:23:07 PM
Nigga didn't punctuate.