Being a deity isn't all fun and games, you know, so I'm going to use this topic to complain.
Like for one, you guys say you have trouble finding a lover? Imagine being me where out of all the fish in the sea only two even come close to being good enough for you, and then they're either Australian, a lesbian or even an Australian Lesbian.
Oh and then don't forget your followers. My God are they ungrateful sacks of shit sometimes. We got people from these other religions asking for unwavering obedience and the blood of your firstborn son and all I want is a fucking tuna sandwich but noooooooo. Apparently I have to bring your dead grandma back to live and give you a bigger cock before I've even worth white bread.
I swear being a beautiful, serene woman like I am is hard. I dare one of you fuckers to switch places with me for a day. See how happy you are when you ask someone for a back rub and they encase your ass in stone. It took me two weeks to get that shit out of my hair.
Sounds like a typical Friday night tbh.
Well imagine a typical Friday night seven days a week.
I'll always be here for you~
Noone likes a Goddess that complains
Quote from: Tana on Jan 15, 2014 01:36 PM
I'll always be here for you~
You're one of my favorites~
Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 15, 2014 01:47 PM
Noone likes a Goddess that complains
It's better than one that doesn't answer at all. >:I
Well you could answer in a manner befitting a Goddess.
N'aww. thanks~
Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 15, 2014 02:03 PM
Well you could answer in a manner befitting a Goddess.
Do you want Shakespearean English too?
Dost thou prefer my monologues be made in a fashion more similar to modern religious texts?
Really I suck at it so I hope not.
You're the only Goddess I know with a hentai collection.
How many others do you know?
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jan 15, 2014 02:11 PM
Do you want Shakespearean English too?
Dost thou prefer my monologues be made in a fashion more similar to modern religious texts?
Really I suck at it so I hope not.
Could you try?
The task that thou hast bestow'd upon me hath proven most enraging. I pray thee don't ev'r put me through this again. I'm so upset I resort'd to using a translat'r. It sucks, by the way.
But it's cute.
Well, haply if thou thinks it's cute. I'll try harder when i can focus moo.
Why is 'More' translated to 'moo'? I'm a Goddess, not a fucking cow.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jan 15, 2014 03:11 PM
Well, haply if thou thinks it's cute. I'll try harder when i can focus moo.
Why is 'More' translated to 'moo'? I'm a Goddess, not a fucking cow.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdMqg5hWDQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asdMqg5hWDQ)
I died.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jan 15, 2014 03:11 PM
Why is 'More' translated to 'moo'? I'm a Goddess, not a fucking cow.
can i milk you
Quote from: {Your Lovely Kyo}~ on Jan 16, 2014 04:03 AM
can i milk you
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Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 16, 2014 05:44 AM
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I had to
I'm sure you did...
you creep.
Nigga didn't punctuate.