Ask this shit nipple anything. That's right. Anything.
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What's your favourite brand of socks?
Who the fuck are you?
He only posts here so I can't retcon his claim on me. *shot*
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jan 3, 2015 04:58 AM
He only posts here so I can't retcon his claim on me. *shot*
Shut up and get back to the basement. Your stripper pole is there, not here.
Why was it so easy for you to claim jkid?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 3, 2015 05:08 AM
Why was it so easy for you to claim jkid?
Because.
First.
Quote from: Flandre Scarlet on Jan 3, 2015 05:08 AM
Shut up and get back to the basement. Your stripper pole is there, not here.
*wimper*
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 3, 2015 05:08 AM
Why was it so easy for you to claim jkid?
Because Jeexx left and I announced that I was free on the chat.
It's also because I secretly have a love for Jkid.
Not so secret now is it?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 3, 2015 05:48 AM
Not so secret now is it?
Shit. Don't tell the FBI.
They already know.
That's alot of fucks
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jan 3, 2015 05:25 AM
Because Jeexx left and I announced that I was free on the chat.
I didn't know you were so easy.
And you still couldn't win him over.
This is a massive blow to my self-esteem.
Nothing a little porn can't fix.
Nothing can fix this.
She's mine now. And you can't do anything about it.
Keep telling yourself that.
I will.
What's your favourite smell?
The smell of your tears.
That's not very nice.
Tana won't let me be nice. Or she'll slap my butt.
How old are you now?
16 when the 25th of Jan roles around.
Quote from: Flandre Scarlet on Jan 4, 2015 04:51 AM
Tana won't let me be nice. Or she'll slap my butt.
So the order of ownership here is:
Tana > You > jkid
Am I correct?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 4, 2015 10:05 AM
So the order of ownership here is:
Tana > You > jkid
Am I correct?
Correct. Tana is my boss, and I'm the owner of Jkid.
Then who is Tana's boss? And who is jkid the owner of?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 4, 2015 07:30 PM
Then who is Tana's boss? And who is jkid the owner of?
Tana has no boss, and Jkid is nothing more than a sweet lovable pet.
Define "sweet" and "lovable".
Out of all of the "Ask ____ Anything!" threads, which one is your favourite?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 4, 2015 07:58 PM
Define "sweet" and "lovable".
check a fucking dictionary.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 7, 2015 07:02 AM
Out of all of the "Ask ____ Anything!" threads, which one is your favourite?
This one.
Quote from: Flandre Scarlet on Jan 7, 2015 02:26 PM
check a fucking dictionary.
Obviously your definitions are different because I certainly wouldn't associate the words "sweet" and "lovable" with jkid.
I'm joking jkid, don't hurt me.
Buuuuuuuuuurn.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 7, 2015 02:42 PM
Obviously your definitions are different because I certainly wouldn't associate the words "sweet" and "lovable" with jkid.
you fuckin' wot matie?
If you could put your penis in one person with no negative consequences, but they'll forget all about you afterwards, who would it be?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 8, 2015 07:07 AM
If you could put your penis in one person with no negative consequences, but they'll forget all about you afterwards, who would it be?
You. <3
ghey.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 7, 2015 02:42 PM
Obviously your definitions are different because I certainly wouldn't associate the words "sweet" and "lovable" with jkid.I'm joking jkid, don't hurt me.
You're just jealous because you missed your chance to claim me.
Quote from: jkid101094 on Jan 8, 2015 11:54 AM
You're just jealous because you missed your chance to claim me.
I don't see how my seething jealousy is relevant to this at all.
Ladies, ladies. There's enough Darky Barky to go around.
This forum has given me nothing but heartbreak. I'll never find true love here.
You already have. You're talkin' to 'em. It's Wind.
Yay~~
See jkid, at least some people have good taste.
That's why Wind doesn't own Jkid.
I don't own alot of things.
Why would want to own jkid?
Owning a human life can prove to be useful.
Now imagine owning a goddess.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 8, 2015 01:24 PM
Why would want to own jkid?
Because I secretly love her.Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 8, 2015 01:58 PM
Owning a human life can prove to be useful.
Now imagine owning a goddess.
What are you, a slave trader?
Only in my spare time.
What's your favourite movie?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 10, 2015 03:38 PM
What's your favourite movie?
Jkid's naked body.
Pics or it doesn't exist.
have you ever performed fellatio on an eskimo
Quote from: Flandre Scarlet on Jan 11, 2015 01:52 AM
Jkid's naked body.
Are all of your answers gonna involve jkid?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 11, 2015 05:13 AM
Pics or it doesn't exist.
You have pictures of it.
Am I the only one who doesn't have pictures of jkid's naked body!?!?!?
THANK GOD
Why is Jkid considered the forum whore?
I'm the closest thing to a girl.
Gross.
If only more of us were gay.
Quote from: LeaflameSD64 on Jan 11, 2015 07:17 AM
have you ever performed fellatio on an eskimo
Probably.
Quote from: Ioshyriku on Jan 12, 2015 01:17 AM
Why is Jkid considered the forum whore?
Because we need someone to call a whore, or the universe implodes.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 11, 2015 08:43 AM
Are all of your answers gonna involve jkid?
Yes. Jkid.
If you could get your own love pillow, who would be on it?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 12, 2015 03:35 PM
If you could get your own love pillow, who would be on it?
Jkid. Uh... I guess... Curly Brace, from the Cave Story series.
Would you install a discrete hole in the love pillow for...lovemaking?
How was your Christmas holiday?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 14, 2015 01:57 PM
Would you install a discrete hole in the love pillow for...lovemaking?
No. I honestly wouldn't. Like. That shit creeps me out. Fine with dry humping. But fucking inserting your dick and ejaculating into a pillow you're gonna be hugging? Fucking hell dude.
Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 14, 2015 02:35 PM
How was your Christmas holiday?
Terrible.
Would you dry hump Curly's face?
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 14, 2015 02:48 PM
Would you dry hump Curly's face?
Why wouldn't you?
You can always hump your pillow when you're feeling down.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 14, 2015 03:12 PM
You can always hump your pillow when you're feeling down.
Nah. I put my head on that shit.
Quote from: Flandre Scarlet on Jan 14, 2015 03:11 PM
I get jelly easily. </3
Would you get Jelly if I told you you smell?
Quote from: Hakudamashi on Jan 14, 2015 03:35 PM
Would you get Jelly if I told you you smell?
Enough of these hurtful insults.
I'm sorry.
Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to Flanders.
That's my new name for Flandre Scarlet and there's nothing he can do about it.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 14, 2015 03:51 PM
Don't say sorry to me, say sorry to Flanders.
That's my new name for Flandre Scarlet and there's nothing he can do about it.
B-but... I'm Darky...
You shouldn't have changed your username to something that sounds a million times less cool.
Quote from: Elija2 on Jan 14, 2015 03:56 PM
You shouldn't have changed your username to something that sounds a million times less cool.
It was when Tana changed her name to Remilia Scarlet
Was there a Scarlet fever going around?
There's always scarlet fever.
Scarlet is a beautiful colour.
Fuck if I know this shit.
What do you know?
Sounds painful.
When they're not.