CHUCK NORRIS DIED?
he'll be buried in a groove, easy to ques! XD
Evvery man would be sad since it said that chuck norris' fist is the quickest way to a man's heart. :P
chick norris has die 10 yeras ago but the grim reaper have fear to tell him
whos chuck norris
Quote from: nikothehedgehog on April 15, 2009, 11:43:29 AM
o.e
dont spam please
Quote from: kilerdad on April 14, 2009, 08:35:26 PM
whos chuck norris
Chuck Norris is a Karate Master and he is very great at it. A lot of people make funny jokes about what he does to people.
His last word would come from the dummy lol.
Quote from: megasonic on April 23, 2009, 01:20:42 AM
His last word would come from the dummy lol.
It would be something like "PUNCH".
But yea, he was a karate master like jet said. And people joke about him like one of this joke.questions:
What is the quickest way to a man's heart?
- Chuck Norris' fist!
the world would spin out of orbit and into the sun
If Chuck Norris died, all hell would break loose
Then ppl will appreciate Captain Falcon
Captain Falcon is Chuck Norris's little brother
Quote from: blazerh44 on June 19, 2009, 05:04:56 AM
Captain Falcon is Chuck Norris's little brother
how do you figure this
Quote from: NiGHTS on June 19, 2009, 09:50:32 PM
with magic of course :D
ok expand on your magic theory
well, considering the universe revolves around him, our world would fall into a realm of darkness in which the universe will never escape
Quote from: Fitch the Fury Furreti on June 20, 2009, 12:22:38 PM
ok expand on your magic theory
well chuck norris was lonely and wanted a brother and so conjured up a little brother and called him captain falcon
If he died the Internetz would collapse.
Captain Falcon is Chuck Norris's little brother because Captain Falcon obtained some of Chuck's traits as a child: the knee, and the all-powerful Falcon Punch
Quote from: nikothehedgehog on April 11, 2009, 09:10:47 AM
CHUCK NORRIS DIED?
If Chuck Norris died? I'd reload my gun. :D (No offense)
it wudnt happen! da grim reaper is too scared 2 take him away
Chuck Norris can't die!
But, if he somehow did, then jkid101094 would be the next Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris never dies, he is only born again as Omega Norris
Quote from: ganonmanz on July 04, 2009, 12:57:44 PM
Chuck Norris can't die!
But, if he somehow did, then jkid101094 would be the next Chuck Norris
Wait? Are you saying im awsome? WOOOOOOOOOT IM AWSOME! :D
Quote from: jkid101094 on July 04, 2009, 06:09:27 PM
Wait? Are you saying im awsome? WOOOOOOOOOT IM AWSOME! :D
Yes you are awesome ;D ur the BEST WOOOOT and if chuck died everyone would die, because its impossible for him to die
i willz shout "HURRAYZ!!!:D" :3
Quote from: demonhax on July 04, 2009, 06:07:16 PM
Chuck Norris never dies, he is only born again as Omega Norris
most assuredly,
so all u peoplez DON,T WORRY!