I bet there's been a time when you have done something REALLY funny or awsome at school. Well share some here and see what people think of ya XD
my fav ones are:
End of year exams, we were sitting in a big hall and i was really bored as i already finished in the first 30 minutes so then, i let out my randomness and shouted CHEESE, it echoed throughout the hall so i quickly opened my booklet again and pretended to work, while the dumb guy next to me got told off ;)
Most painful:
Well at school they has those metal bars between stair cases that you lean on? well i was sliding down one backwards and i fell into a teacher who was holding some hot tea. So iI ran off into the library and hid in a dark corner reading captain underpants and no-one noticed me XD
Haha niiice.
My funniest was probably on "blast from the past" day at school during spirit week. If you wanted to participate, you had to dress up like someone from a legendary time era. EVERYONEEEEE chose the 50's, with the greased hair/white shirts with rolled up sleeves, and all the girls wore poodle skirts.
I was the only one in the school who decided to be a smartass and dress up like a baby.
Yeah. I don't do much crazy shit in school. xD
Funniest: My schools ain't funny :(
Painful: The day everyone betrayed me.......
My favourite school moment is when school ends
my most painful is finding out my Eng. teacher is a lesbian
Favorite: In 9th grade. Me, SF47, and a couple of our other friends we're throwing a small bottle of chocolate milk around for about 10 minutes. We did a lot of tricks and different flashy throws, then when one of our friends missed it, we heard a lot of people say "AWWW." A lot of people on the other side of the room had been watching us the whole time. It was pretty cool.
Painful: Meeting a friend in 10th grade... Why was it painful? I'm a skinny, small built guy. He's a tall, 300 lb guy.
funnyest: I kinda forgot
painfull: most of the days
funniest: Winding up a weirdo teacher until he got to the point where he just walks out the class if you do anything bad. :P
most painful: Getting punched in the balls
funniest: when i was at saturday detention (i'm not the one to get that, our class made us have to all go) while i was in the hall, at the end, i was screaming out " ICY FRESH POLOS!!!"and banging on the lockers, andi hid whenever i heard WHAT WAS THAT?!
painfull: having to deal with retards day on,and day on.
Funniest: When Kerry had the brilliant idea of smoking inside the school, and almost getting expelled.
Worst: Kerry's memorial.
Quote from: mascaraa. on Aug 26, 2009 05:31 AM
Funniest: When Kerry had the brilliant idea of smoking inside the school, and almost getting expelled.
Worst: Kerry's memorial.
:'(memorial??!! what doi you mean??!!(i i am starting to hope you stick around,and become part of the group)
Quote from: xaio on Aug 26, 2009 06:49 AM
:'(memorial??!! what doi you mean??!!(i i am starting to hope you stick around,and become part of the group)
she died. march 4th, 2009.
Quote from: xaio on Aug 26, 2009 07:06 AM
how?
she hung herself. you can google her. Kerry Ranney. There's a lot of memorial videos.
Quote from: mascaraa. on Aug 26, 2009 07:07 AM
she hung herself. you can google her. Kerry Ranney. There's a lot of memorial videos.
-_o.......i'm so...sorry.....(shakes head) *huff* ...sorry......well..yeah...
Quote from: xaio on Aug 26, 2009 07:10 AM
-_o.......i'm so...sorry.....(shakes head) *huff* ...sorry......well..yeah...
it's ok, she's in a better place, that's all that matters.
Quote from: mascaraa. on Aug 26, 2009 07:14 AM
it's ok, she's in a better place, that's all that matters.
i still feel bad for you
(TO STOP THE OFFTOPICNESS,WE CAN FINSIH THIS IN PMS)
Funniest: Teacher had a punchbowl of candy and it was a minimum day and she left and everybody went to the bowl and started shoving it in their pants teacher heard the noise and came back and saw the bowl on the floor everyone LOLed People put like 3 pounds of candy in my backpack but she didn't do anything halloween all over for me.
Sad: I was leaving school and a mentally challenged kid went on a rampage with scissors and almost got me he stabbed three people and was tazered down.
We had a hate crime near my old school that was really sad 13 year old facing 25 to life his life is over now.
I liked when my school had Homecoming Carnival last year, it was the day after my 15th birthday (plus it was the first one I ever been to in high school) and every year we are suppose to have one!
So that means I can't wait for this year's carnival.
ok i cant remember my funnist moments so heres something:
Hockey i blasted the ball (near the full length of the pitch 8D) and hit this reject (who thinks he is the best and cant even hold a hockey stick) in the shin and he started crying and this upper sixth guy came over to him and was all "watch what your fucking doing you retarded ginger cunt"
i mean wut a great day injuring some reject and then getting him into trouble for it as you can imagine i laughed hard
ok a bad memory ummm
In biology we were doing this bit on colourblindness and umm and edgar (the teacher yes i always call him by his first name but i did to his face accidently once and he was absolutely fuming) had found out i had red-green colourblindness and made me stand infront of the class trying and epicly phailing a colourblindtest where you had to find the numbers in a certain colour in amoung another colour (all in dots)
so yea my biology class were full of assholes that i wanted to shoot >_> so i got alot of people the rest of the year holding random items going "wut colour is this" and they were real amused by it liek WTF
Quote from: NiGHTS on Sep 16, 2009 05:18 AM
ok i cant remember my funnist moments so heres something:
Hockey i blasted the ball (near the full length of the pitch 8D) and hit this reject (who thinks he is the best and cant even hold a hockey stick) in the shin and he started crying and this upper sixth guy came over to him and was all "watch what your fucking doing you retarded ginger cunt"
i mean wut a great day injuring some reject and then getting him into trouble for it as you can imagine i laughed hard
ok a bad memory ummm
In biology we were doing this bit on colourblindness and umm and edgar (the teacher yes i always call him by his first name but i did to his face accidently once and he was absolutely fuming) had found out i had red-green colourblindness and made me stand infront of the class trying and epicly phailing a colourblindtest where you had to find the numbers in a certain colour in amoung another colour (all in dots)
so yea my biology class were full of assholes that i wanted to shoot >_> so i got alot of people the rest of the year holding random items going "wut colour is this" and they were real amused by it liek WTF
Color blind. Ouch I feel real sorry for you man. I feel lucky that none of the the teachers in my school never would do that kind of shit to me, or anyone else for that matter.
funnyest:when ever a girl would finish reading outloud infrount of the class i would yell "That's What She Said" and when ever someone would go up the middle of the class i would say "HERE COME THE IDIDOT,HERE COME THE IDIOT" i never got in trouble sept when i cursed out my 3rd grade teacher for giving us like 6 homeworks for noone answering a question.
Most painful:whenever i got suspended or sent home because of throwing paper balls at the teacher.
funniest: finding out my history teacher is a really funny guy who knows how to make us laugh! ex. i still have to get through the rest of those godforsaken things (a graded in class assignment). they're wonderful, really *the kids chuckle* ....i havent graded any of them *the kids begin to laugh*
most painful: having to sit in a class (name not specified for self protection) and listening to the kids talk and talk and talk until the teacher gets so mad she makes us stay a minute or so after the bell rang! im always thinking "shut up retards" but i never say anything for fear that i would get in trouble. im sick of those idiot brains!
funny :when my friends gather and taunting each other but only for the expense
painfull :when my teacher punished me
One time.... a friend of mine wanted to be a jackass and he started running around the class room, AND THEN THE TEACHER COMES IN AND THEY BOTH FALL ON THE GROUND!!!!!!lllllllllllllooooooooooolllllllllllllllll!!!!!!
funniest moment: cant remember
most painful moment: bangcock friday
My theology teacher was really serious while saying "Make 2 lines while going to the library!" then while we were walking there, suddenly a door suddenly opened so fast and our teacher got hit by that door and got pwned!
One of my fav moments is the end of the year party we had in 5th grade,i got to play Guitar Hero.
the best: MUSIK
the worst: math!!!
funniest: A guy running in the halls screaming *****
worst: me being blame for knowing him........
Painful= i was in band and the drum rolled of its hinges and over my foot
Happy= i was in the gym and everyone got quiet and i screamed out fight and two people started fighting
Good one ;D
Funniest: Kid accidentally said "Orgasms" instead of "Organisms" while reading the textbook aloud in Science class.
Most Painful: In Recess in 6th grade I was running in front of a wall, and a guy who was throwing a baseball at the wall accidentally threw the ball at me and hit me in the face, and I fell down on the ice. It knocked one of my teeth out.
when teachers do cartwheels
Funny: My friend was acting out a scene where he got beat up while boxing in drama, so he fall back right into the leg of a desk and it falls on him
Funniest:A bunch of my friends and I were at lunch and my friend Oliver yelled BLACK PEOPLE!! Next thing I Knew,were all running down the hallway from angry black girls XD.
Painful:A lot of things.
my funniest 1 was when i started yelling at the boutique ppl saying were R MY WEED BROWNIES also my fav 1 is my teacheer told me not to wach porn on the scool cpu
Quote from: Duman102 on Jun 23, 2011 04:48 PM
my funniest 1 was when i started yelling at the boutique ppl saying were R MY WEED BROWNIES also my fav 1 is my teacheer told me not to wach porn on the scool cpu
...WHAT 030
my funniest: Calling my class kids. They all got pissed and stood up to me. lmfao.
Favorite: Burying a dead squid by a tree. xD
(yes, my friend got a dead squid, then we both dug a hole for it by a tree.
Freshman year of highschool... everyday in lunch was amazing because I had all my hos with me all the time. We were yelled at many times by the principal for "public displays of affection"
least liked bit? There are about two drama-fags who attached themselves to that group of friends. If either of them got a cold it was the end of the world. >_> no one liked them at all >_>
Mine were the best and I sware all those actually happend
funniest: when my friend grabed my back pack and it was on my back and i jest started to dull dose people.
painful: when i got cup checked
Painful:my mom hit me in the balls T_T it hurt alot
we had this new teacher and made her believe that we have a chinese guy in our class who carries an Uzi to school :p
When someone did Something in the pool....So funny! partys, Telling Someone Something...yeah.
Painful:Begining of the school year.
Funniest:Ending of the school year.
I just fell in a frozen lake near school :O
The day I dropped out. So the last day before 2010's winter break.
My school life is pretty crazy and most of them are one of those 'you had to have been there' moments but a couple of years ago our school owned a bunch of gas ovens. I once happened to have food tech and I remember going to check on the biscuits I was cooking to see if they were done but to see the whole back row of biscuits had caught fire. I pulled them out and ran to the front with them to which my teacher started going absolutely mental at me, questioning me as to why I can't cook anything simple while throwing them into the sink. No one has let me live in down since and I can honestly say I'm crap, I can't cook for the life of me.
Painful? I accidentally smashed a school window which hurt like hell.
Oh, there was also that time I pissed my pants in the school hallway and needed to go change. Good times. Good times.
I went to 2.
Funniest. When my friend had swimming trunks on and pants over them. He pulled his pants down and was walking in his trunks. (Lame boring school)
Painful: Getting a boot to the head from a jerk
my funniest: I was doing a science project, and was nervous, so i yelled out GOOD AFTERNOON LADIES AND GERMS THIS IS MY PROJECT OF SCIENCE! you could hear in the entire class laughing down the hall.
my most painful: I told my friend I can endure a very hard punch to the stomach. He punched me in the stomach. It took the breath out of me. It hurt like getting hit in the B***s 20 times. But I said, Is that the best ya got? and laughed.