PERVERTED SONG LYRICS FTW

[ChaosDazer]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KH4fl2nyy2Q

I don't believe this
We've been friends for so long
It's so hard to see
You do this to me
You came round asking just to mow the garden
You're a clever guy
Cause you did it for free
It's funny

You think I dont already know
What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

I came home and your car was in the front yard
I went to see
What the fuck was going on
And all knew
I didn't ever think things could be so wrong
You unzipped your flies
And now I can't believe my eyes

You think I dont already know
What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

You did it to
Steven and ethan
Joey and nathan
Josie and david
Peter, john and mike
Alison, alistair, monica mcallister
Madison, harrison and the guy from saracens

If so they don't already know
What if I told you
They all hate you
I've told them about the movies
And all the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

What if I told you
I'm watching you
I've seen you two at the movies
And in the late night jacuzzi's
You're screwed and
I'm done with you
Just stay well clear and leave my mum alone
Leave my mum alone, mum alone, mum alone

8D

[Elija2]

[Every crappy rap song ever made]

[ChaosDazer]

^^^Post of win
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2f4Bp7BngPE
MOAR LYRICS
Late night sauna
Saw you sittin in the corner
Something crossed my mind
And i couldnt hide
A feeling deep inside
Brain starts tickin
Then i saw what u were thinkin
Girl u read my mind
And by this time
I locked the sauna door

Girl can u feel this chemistry
Look into my eyes
Feels like heaven trapped between your thighs
Most importantly the stamina and energy
Will make this last all nite
Windows frosted up
No one can see in
Gotta sweat it up
Gotta suck it in
Most importantly the stamina and energy
Will make this last all nite

Late nite sauna
Late nite sauna

Here comes ur sister

Shes kinda cute
could not resist her
I unlock the door
Cos i wanted more
She said shes 24
What a bonus
I I felt the heat between us
Now theres three not two
Theres more to do
I lock the door again

Girl can u feel this chemistry
Look into my eyes
Feels like heaven trapped between your thighs
Most importantly the stamina and energy
Will make this last all nite
Windows frosted up
No one can see in
Gotta sweat it up
Gotta suck it in
Most importantly the stamina and energy
Will make this last all nite

Late nite sauna
Late nite sauna

Heres come your mother

O O oh no not another
Now im feeling sore
I wanted it more
Shes cute for 44

Girl can u feel this chemistry
Look into my eyes
Feels like heaven trapped between your thighs
Most importantly the stamina and energy
Will make this last all nite
Windows frosted up
No one can see in
Gotta sweat it up
Gotta suck it in
Most importantly the stamina and energy
Will make this last all nite

Late nite sauna
Late nite sauna

Heres comes your father!!!