YO MOMMA :D

[SuperSonic23]

Yo momma is so big the universe is her pupil in her eye

Yo momma's liek a library, she's open to the public.

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is so ugly she has to keep a mask on so ppl dnt comend suedice(idk how u spell it so shut up)

[sonic2278]

yo momma is so hairy,every body thought she was a gorila

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is so poor she bought a candy bar for her life savings, if she can afford it

[Jazz Nova]

Yo momma sooo stupid that she couldn't name a number in pi!

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Yo momma is such a loser that when she went to sonic zone forum she thought it was about the restrant!

[Proto_Blaze]

see... your mom is what i like to call "lumber material", shes flat as a board and easy to nail
your mom is like a hardware store... 50 cents a screw

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

Hahahahaha! good one! its like this one: I do ur mom.......a favor......TO MAKE U!!!!....a sandwich

[Proto_Blaze]

yo mama is like the village bicycle, everyone gets to ride
yo mama is like a door knob, everyone gets a turn.
(im too afraid to go into the "good jokes" as i dont want to get banned)
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
yo mama so dirty she got dandruff in her eyebrow
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

thats all for now

[Jazz Nova]

Yo momma so fat that after 1 year of Nutrisystem for Women...
Well, she gets on the biggest loser and the scale shows my phone number!

[SuperSonic23]

Yo momma's so fat, when she saw a school bus roll down the street, she said, "STOP THAT TWINKY!!!".

[Jazz Nova]

Yo momma so fat that she ate the sun in one gulp, asking for our moon as "the sun had a little kick"

[xSalashawty]

Yo momma so fat that when she sat on the toilet it said ABCDEFG, GET YOUR FAT-cencorship^^-OFF OF ME
~~~~Yo momma so fat that when she fell off a bench no one was laughing~~but the ground was cracking up.

[RainbowBeautyRocks]

yo momma is so stupid she broke the tv trying to get the ppl out!!!