Facts about yourself that you've never told anyone.

[Hakudamashi]

Whenever I have to do anything that has significance to anything, I get fatally ill
I'm the ring bearer for my auntie's wedding? I get muscle contraction.
I'm taking first communion? I get constipation
Called to the principal's office to prove a friends innocence? Mysterious internal bleeding

Don't get me started on exams that I take every f*cking year...