So you think you had a rough childhood??

Started by PurpleOrangePoo, February 14, 2012, 02:21:33 AM

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PurpleOrangePoo

So you think you had a rough childhood? Well fuck you. It's got nothing on mine. My mom practically kicked my ass out of the house before i even hit 13, and i've never met my father. My only friend til i was 10 was the faggot prick next door who always beat the shit out of me and would tell me i wasn't worth shit. It's not even like i had a choice, my town only had like 9 fucking people living in it. I shit you not, my entire adolescence was just moving around from place to place trying to get along with people who didn't even want me.

You know whats the worst? My only friend was some asian dude in his thirties who only kept me around so i could get him laid. The only perk was that i also got too hang around with some cute ginger chick. She was as flat as a pancake sure, but damn she was something. She must have been a sadist or something because she always liked hitting me and telling me how she liked to get wet.

But dear god, the bane of my existence 'twas the adult couple i could NOT seem to avoid. You know those types of couples who are absolutely sickening? They wear matching outfits and finish each others sentences. Yeah, they were fucking creepers, and they had a cat, which was atleast as twice as annoying as they were. I swear the thing would never shut the fuck up.

Like i said i ended up moving from town to town getting into fights with other kids my age, even adults from time to time.

The only thing that kept me going was my dream to become a Pokemon Master.

Tanassy



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Supersonic196


jkid101094

I was about to make a serious comment but the last line made me lol. =P


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Supersonic196

I thought this was another cry for attention until the last line.

Tanassy

Quote from: supersonic196 on February 14, 2012, 04:38:00 AM
I thought this was another cry for attention until the last line.

Actually, I caught on earlier, but I was also going to give a really harsh comment x3


jkid101094

Quote from: supersonic196 on February 14, 2012, 04:38:00 AM
I thought this was another cry for attention until the last line.
Quote from: Iris Sapphire on February 14, 2012, 04:51:59 AM
but I was also going to give a really harsh comment x3
These.


Quote from: DracoDraco:  Saber was my bitch LONG before you heard about her.  I introduced you to FSN, loser.  D<
Oh, and still...
ILU JKIDDD

Says you. She likes me more. D<
And ILU2. o3o
IaFNSW.

Dracoslythe

+1

Also,
Quote from: jkid101094 on February 14, 2012, 04:37:23 AM
I was about to make a serious comment but the last line made me lol. =P
Quote from: supersonic196 on February 14, 2012, 04:38:00 AM
I thought this was another cry for attention until the last line.
Quote from: Iris Sapphire on February 14, 2012, 04:51:59 AM
Actually, I caught on earlier, but I was also going to give a really harsh comment x3



Elija2

Wow, it's as if you all experienced the intended reaction!

PurpleOrangePoo

Well i hope they laughed :P Typing that was a pain in the ass e.e