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[Meme Master Flex]

A Cosby Day To Cosby

Cosby stepped Cosby out into the Cosby sunshine, and admired Cosby's Cosby. "Ah," he sighed, "That's a Cosby sight."

Cosby climbed off the Cosby and walked Cosby across the grass to greet her lover. Cosby patted Cosby on the Cosby and then tried to Cosby her Cosby, but without success.

"That's all right," Cosby said. "We can try again later."

"I'm just not Cosby," Cosby. "Not as Cosby as the time we Cosby Cosby."

Cosby nodded Cosby. "We were Cosby back in those days."

"Our Cosbys were younger, and we had a lot more fun with them," Cosby said. "Everything seems Cosby and Cosby when you're young."

"Of course," Cosby said. "But now we're Cosby, we can still have fun. If we go about it Cosby."

"Cosby?" Cosby said . "But how?"

"With this," Cosby said and held out a Cosby Cosby. "Just take that with some water and in half an hour, you'll be ready to Cosby."

Cosby swallowed the Cosby at once and sure enough, in half an hour, they were able to Cosby Cosby. They Cosby CosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosbyCosby. Three times.

And then the neighbour told them to get off his lawn.

[xSalashawty]

Penis and Vagina
by William Shakespeare

Enter Penis

Vagina appears above at a window

Penis:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the baby, and Vagina is the baby human.
Arise, drenching baby human, and force the wet egg.
See, how she leans her Genital upon her Stoma!
O, that I were a glove upon that Stoma,
That I might touch that Genital!

Vagina:
O Penis, Penis! wherefore art thou Penis?
What's in a name? That which we call a Ovaries
By any other name would smell as wet
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like a penor that casts all his mayo everywhere."
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove wet.

Penis:
Lady, by yonder wet egg I swear
That tips as a rock would the wet birth--

Vagina:
O, swear not by the egg, the wet egg,
That quickly changes in its slimy orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise slimy.
Sweet, wet night! A thousand times wet night!
Parting is such wet sorrow,
That I shall say wet night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Penis:
Sleep dwell upon thy Genital, peace in thy Stoma!
Would I were sleep and peace, so slowly to rest!
quickly will I to my drenching Ovaries's cell,
Its help to force, and my wet Ovaries to tell.


My sides. Wat. This fit in all perfectly.
Post Merge: July 27, 2012, 11:11:52 AM
A Hate In Time

On a bitchy and bitchy morning, Jkid sat on mt gagazet. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her heart ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Jeexx to love someone with a bitchy throat?

Evilly, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a bitchy evil demon, all on a summer's day. I wish my Jeexx would kill me, in her own bitchy way..."

"Do you?" Jeexx sat down beside Jkid and put her hand on Jkid's stoma. "I think that could be arranged."

Jkid gasped evilly. "But what about my bitchy throat?"

"I like it," Jeexx said evilly. "I think it's bitchy."

They came together and their kiss was like a motherfucker.

"I love you," Jkid said evilly.

"I love you too," Jeexx replied and killed her.

They bought a chupacobra, moved in together, and lived evilly ever after.

[Elija2]

I already have a fanfiction generator but after I shit them out I usually just flush them down the toilet.

[xSalashawty]

Jon and Nazo
by William Shakespeare

Enter Jon

Nazo appears above at a window

Jon:
But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks?
It is the mustache, and Nazo is the mudkip.
Arise, Furry mudkip, and lick the Furry stachekip.
See, how she leans her hair upon her mustache!
O, that I were a glove upon that mustache,
That I might touch that hair!

Nazo:
O Jon, Jon! wherefore art thou Jon?
What's in a name? That which we call a genital
By any other name would smell as furry
Dost thou love me? I know thou wilt say "like my mustache's hair"
And I will take thy word; yet if thou swear'st,
Thou mayst prove FURry.

Jon:
Lady, by yonder Furry stachekip I swear
That tips bigger than my mustache the furry ovaries--

Nazo:
O, swear not by the stachekip, the fury stachekip,
That sexily changes in its curry orb,
Lest that thy love prove likewise curry.
Sweet, furry night! A thousand times furry night!
Parting is such furry sorrow,
That I shall say furry night till it be morrow.

Exit above

Jon:
Sleep dwell upon thy hair, peace in thy mustache!
Would I were sleep and peace, so sexily to rest!
sexily will I to my Furry genital's cell,
Its help to lick, and my furry genital to tell.