so how do you like you kids?

[NiGHTS]

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Stranger: it's 6:39. Do you know where your children are?
You: yes
Stranger: good.
You: i ate them >:C
Stranger: mmmmmmmm
Stranger: with butter and onions?
You: no onions
You: just butter
Stranger: lol
Stranger: how did you prepare them?
You: onions impare the taste of children
You: i put them in the over for 40 minutes at 200 degrees
You: then took them out dipped them in butter an ate them
Stranger: wow, you like them rare huh?
You: you only need to take off their shoes
Stranger: hahahahahahahaha
Stranger: the socks add flavor I guess huh?
You: yep
You: gives it that extra kick
Stranger: I prepare my kids like this:
Stranger: "OK kids....get prepared. I'm going to baste you with some worsteshire sauce and bbq sauce. Then I'm going to par-boil you for 1/2 hour. Then I'm going to slowly cook you over hot charcoal, covering you in more bbq sauce while slowly rotating you over the heat". Then they should be well prepared.
You: lol
You: i prepare the surprise element
You: if i tell them they seem to run for some reason ppfffttt
Stranger: Then if I can find them after they haul ass, I laugh so hard, I pee my pants, and they laugh at me. When they're not lookin', BLAMMO, right in the hot water.
You: lol
You: i have to try that
You: maybe with gravy
Stranger: oooo, the dark gravy
Stranger: NOT the southern style white crap
You: yeaaa
You: wait wut white crap gravy?
Stranger: it's a southern style gravy.
You: never heard of that xD
Stranger: it's white in color with chunks of stuff in it
Stranger: bleh
Stranger: I like the brown gravy
You: yess brown gravy
Stranger: you do realize, we are both VERY SICK TICKETS?
You: yes yes i do
You: but musle spory kids take longer to cook
You: the fat kids are too chewy for my liking too >:C
Stranger: yeah, too much fat
You: iknowrite its not healthy
Stranger: nope
Stranger: I find the meat around the ribs to be the most tender
You: balanced diets FTW
You: yum ribs
Stranger: yep ye
You: i served my neighbours kids at a party
Stranger: hahahahahahahahahhaa
You: no one appreciated the hard work >:C
Stranger: why wasn't I invited?
You: maybe cuz it was the kids brthday party but meh
Stranger: true true
You: the invite was eaten by the child
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: bastard!
You: thats why i ate him
You: >:C
Stranger: well, I gotta find my pants. And get the water boiling. Have a great last day of summer!!!!

so what about you how do your like your kids?

[Super Sonic Boom]

What da heeeal?

What was that for... XD

[Coliwack]

first, i laughed, then i was kinda distrurbed. then i laughed some more.  that was craziness. you have a pretty wierd imagination, and thats a good thing

[Light the Hedgehog]

you lost me at connecting. so...I SUPPORT THE AWESOMNESS OF TAILS DOLL!