objective generator! you know you're interested!

[Coliwack]

you know how video games have objectives in them? well here you can make any objective you like using material from any videogame you like.  one thing i ask though is to state what doing the objective or objectives would acheve like this "to (insert goal here), you must (insert objective/series of objectives)"  you can make them as rediculous or hard as you want, so you really are limited by your imagination and what videogames you played.

I'll go first: to get the 1337 weapon of awesomeness, you must do a barrel roll, after which you will have to do barrel rolls while picking up coins!  if you get a certain amount, you get all the chaos emeralds.  they will open the path onward, where you must fight the biolizard without getting hit, do another barrel roll, then go get killed by a goomba by trying to jump on it but missing by that much. finally, make sure that giant retarded purple cats are extinct from station square. if you do all of those things, you will recive the 1337 weapon of awesomenss!

one final note: i posted this here because i wasnt sure if it fit anywhere else....lol but i guess thats the whole point of this particular section.  anyway have fun and go nuts!